When visiting the Family of your sweetheart

[Stewart]

I can't wait to find out what happens when Si Geena find out that her sister is really hot!!!!

True love anyone???

And on that note, I'm off to OT to see if the DP virus is still blowin' in the wind!!

[pacman]

         
I was just about to close off when up popped this little gem        

Thank you Stewart, though your version of events does have a scary ring of truth about it.

[grotesque menage a trois, indeed     ]

[dummy_plug]

(si geena @ Jun. 27 2008,21:49) I understand it'll not be quite your cup of tea. Alot of walking.

And thats why I declined her invitation for me to tag along hahaha. Kidding lah. Sounds like she's got quite the plan set up for you two (plus all the tagalongs). Yes, thats far too much travelling around in the heat. Have fun melting Si Geena!

[dummy_plug]

(si geena @ Jun. 27 2008,21:51)

(dummy_plug @ Jun. 27 2008,15:38) I think if you have to lug around all the excess baggage it is going to change your trip significantly.

The excess baggage, you're referring to the hangers on, right?

I think there will be time and space to do some couply stuff. I think I'm not the only one who misses some physical presence.

Yes - the hanger-oners are going to be interfering your game my dear friend. You gotta find some way to lose them so you can get down to business. I think you know what I am referring to!

[dummy_plug]

(Stewart @ Jun. 28 2008,04:11)

(stogie bear @ Jun. 28 2008,00:06) Anyone else like me and can't wait to find out how this trip went afterwards?

What do you think

"Rowell Road bottom trawler infected by DP virus falls for Romeo's hooker, arrested for buddha desecration at new Bangkok airport "I chopped the head off to make sure there were no drugs inside, honest", 6 years in Chonburi Hilton where he learns that not just Romeo girls are bottoms, eventually makes it to his sweetheart's home to find that she did not wait for him and is married to FriedFunk and DP in a grotesque menage a trois outside Buriram. Guilt ridden, the Romeo's hooker falls for our hero again, just long enough to extract any last dollars from his bank account that he didn't use up bribing the Chonburi prison guards not to use their batons, then dumps him again, saving the long term economic future of Rowell Rd for the next 10 years"

Fucking hell......passion, grief, sex (ouch!), jealousy.....

This is a bestseller.....Si Geena, can I buy the film rights?

I bet Steven Lather is reaching for the phone as we speak

I'll be ghost-writing Si Geena's family visit trip report! My new novella hahaha

[PigDogg]

(Otho @ Jun. 26 2008,16:18) try not to wipe your knob on the curtains.

Q. How do you make Martha Stewart scream twice?

A. First fuck her up the ass, then wipe your dick off on her curtains.

[Road Runner]

(Stewart @ Jun. 27 2008,16:11) Rowell Road bottom trawler infected by DP virus falls for Romeo's hooker

You trying for a job writing for the Daily Express?

RR.

[si geena]

Yes yes DP and FF should be writing the stories for me. I'll provide the fodder, they can come up with the fairy tales.

When sharing the same roof as the parents, is it proper etiquette to fuck? We'll try not to make as much noise as the Soi dogs. Anyone with an observation to share on this?

[stogie bear]

(si geena @ Jun. 28 2008,19:37) When sharing the same roof as the parents, is it proper etiquette to fuck?

In the unlikely event that you are the only two in the bed, it should be OK!

[Freebird]

(si geena @ Jun. 28 2008,20:37) Anyone with an observation to share on this?

Did it when home with her, everyone in the house must have heard it... Her brothers girlfriend gave me a big smile when I came downstairs...

Asked her if it is really ok, because she wanted to fuck, not me. Her mother and her 2 children sleeping downstairs isn't much of a turn on. According to Kung it's "No problem. It's ok, we can do."

[rossco]

Better to visit their family and control the length of time you stay than have them visit you!

A Thai family visit is a real experience. They arrive and take over. They never arrive as one person - it is always a group.

Your kitchen becomes a disaster zone and your TV is retuned to Thai soap operas. Conversation is zero and all you will hear is "Farang" this and "Farang" that - just so you know they are talking about you - no offence naturally.

You will be expected, and will, pay for everything - when they finally all depart you will be asked for money to 'help' the family along with money for bus fare/food/clothing etc.

A visit to a Thai village is a must just so you appreciate how poor the farming areas are. They have a basic life but seem genuinely happy and the whole village seems to work together like one huge family.

Their generosity is huge, relative to their wealth, but it is mostly about face. So when you visit your terak will constantly ask you for small amounts of cash, discreetly, so she can pay for all the festivities.

By early evening the village dies - worse than low season! All activity stops unless they are watching Thai soaps

Camera is essential as they seem to love having their photos taken.

If I go North now I tend to stay at an hotel and 'visit' for the daytime only. This way you can shag in peace, get up at a civilized hour and still do your duty by the family.

[Road Runner]

Hello Rossco,

Your experience exactly mirrors mine.

8 people in one apartment in Bangkok is not funny!    

Like you when up country we would stay in a hotel in the nearby city and then commute out and back each day.

We did sleep over if they had a party  -  but after 12 hours of being eaten alive by insects during the day it was heaven to get back to the hotel and have a hot shower.

On the way out each day we would stop in the local market and pick up some food. About 500 Baht would buy enough for 20 people for the day.

Shopping for clothes in the local Tesco's was fun. One falang, one ladyboy and 6 kids!

RR.

[kleetora]

(stogie bear @ Jun. 29 2008,04:54)

(si geena @ Jun. 28 2008,19:37) When sharing the same roof as the parents, is it proper etiquette to fuck?

In the unlikely event that you are the only two in the bed, it should be OK!  

At first I was going to say "Don't make a show of it", but you guys really think it's okay to hide the sausage in the bun when in the parents house?

I wouldn't pull this with a GG in the best of circumstances. Maybe I'm too old for my own good. If you do end up bumping skins, wouldn't that mean you're married or something and there'll be a ceremony not soon afterwards... Make sure you send us all invites. We'll keep her friends company. I'll bring a sun umbrella for DP. He'll be like Marlon Brandon in that movie where they create all sorts of weird shite on the island...

[rxpharm]

kleetora, I think that was the Island of Dr. Moreau - a mix between human and animal hybrids. I kind of agree that having sex in the parents' house is not such a good idea - but I am sure there is opportunity to sneak off to one of the Thai short time hotels nearby - remember they are not in the rural wilderness!

SiGeena, when is your trip? Would love to meet up with you and your companion of choice along my companion of choice - will give you a chance to escape the hangers on for a while!

[dummy_plug]

(kleetora @ Jun. 28 2008,22:37) I wouldn't pull this with a GG in the best of circumstances. Maybe I'm too old for my own good. If you do end up bumping skins, wouldn't that mean you're married or something

Kleetora - absolutely agree with you 100% on this, but as she's not a GG I think that changes the game a bit. I don't know my Thai culture/society that well, but I get the impression that LBs are treated very differently by their families than GGs. From most I've talked to, their parents don't really have an expectation for them to get married or enter into serious relationships - they know better I suppose that Thai boys just view them as easy marks. They can't get pregnant and can't legally marry anyways, so with regards to sex, I think the parents are a lot more lax. Not that they don't care their child is getting taken up the ass on a regular basis, but I think they just view it as an inevitable part of life.