How to "fall in love"

[PigDogg]

Control.

I guess we all want things our way.  

And in the LOS we can lay down the law if we choose to.  We can say for example, you be monogomous but I won't be cause I'm supporting you.

And she's forced to agree.  But it takes a little something away from the relationship.

She can also sneak around and may be more motivated to do so if your money deal is marginal.  And MUCH easier for her to screw around (with Thai men) without getting caught than for farangs.  Wanting to screw around is natural and would not be a big deal to me if it weren't for STDs.

Bottom line is different relationship paradigms work for different folk. To thine own self be true.

[doug]

(stogie bear @ Sep. 21 2007,03:01)

Some will criticize that as too controlling, but really it's doing the girl a favor...

You reckon? Burning her clothes?  

Good luck, doug... I can't wait to see how this all pans out.

PLEASE keep us updated. It's fascinating stuff... (and pics would be good, too!)

You've given this a lot of thought and we all appreciate you sharing this, but I'll be honest... I can only see this ending in tears... sooner rather than later!

OK, you've asked for updates on my "experiment" and I'll try to oblige. I've changed the names and a few details to protect the "innocent" (and also because a lot of girls like to give me freebies--why, I have no idea--but they don't want their paying customers to know about that).

OK, so in spite of my best intentions the whole situation has turned into one big complicated mess. Now, that's not really a bad thing, but it's definitely taking up a lot more of my time than I'd planned, and I'm not really sure how long I can maintain this level of sexual activity. When I was 23, no problem, I'd go through 4 or 5 girls a day without breaking a sweat. But now? Ugh, I'm lucky if I can get through a threesome without throwing my back out.

Let's see, where to begin...

OK first, my girlfriend is over in Japan for a month on business. Which kind of sucks because she was just starting to warm up to the whole guy-girl-ladyboy thing and now we've put that on hold for a while. Before she left she told me I could basically run amok, as long as I occassionally tuned in on webcam and let her watch. Damn, she's a keeper!

Fortunately, one ladyboy I know (let's call her Twiggy, she's actually one of the regular ATS models, but like I said, no real names) enjoys letting my girlfriend watch us on her cam, so I've got that covered.

OK, as for the "plan" well, that's hit a couple of snags. First off, it's REALLY hard to find a part of this city where people don't know me or my girlfriend. So that's made it difficult to find an aparment where I can be reasonably anonymous. Bangkok's a bit too "small town" sometimes, you know?

But the other day, I was down on Soi 3 because I had a craving for Hummus and Nan bread, and it suddenly occurred to me that pretty much the only part of town where I don't stick out like a sore thumb is in the Sukhumvit/Silom areas. Yeah, I know, "duh!"

Of course, I still don't like the idea of walking out of Nana/Patpong with a bargirl in tow, because people I know do occassionally go down there. That's no good for my girlfriend's (or my) reputation, so I'm not going to do that (often).

But what I mean is that if I got an apartment in, say, Bangkapi, and then had a revolving door of girls/ladyboys come through, I'd be FAMOUS in that neighbor's gossip-circles in no time at all. Same goes for pretty much an farang in outlying neighborhoods. Trust me, I know this for a fact. When I go visit my Thai friends near Seacon, they love to gossip about the two farangs that live in their neighborhood. And I swear, they know about everything that goes on in their apartments.

Guys, seriously, you have no privacy/anonymity in this country, at all. Truth.

But I'm thinking that around Sukhumvit, there are enough farang living around there that I'd be just another fat white guy playing around with "ugly black chicks" (as Thais like to call bargirls).

Problem is, rents are much higher around that part of town, so I'm having difficulty finding an affordable apartment in the right area. Ideally, I'd like to find something bigger than a studio (perhaps a 1 bedroom with a small living/kitchen area) in the 6000 to 10000 baht range. Unfortunately, it's hard enough to find studios in that range, one bedrooms are nigh impossible. So, I'm still looking for something in the Sala Deang or Asok areas, which would be most convenient for me.

The reason I want a one-bedroom is that I still want to be able to bring other girls back to the apartment for sex, but I don't want to boot my girl out of the apartment (not every girl I bring back is going to want a threesome, so this way, she can stay in the bedroom while I fuck on the couch or vice versa).

OK, so there's girl I've got my eye on for this little experiment. Let's call her "Lolita" because she looks like she's about 13 years old and she's about that mature too. So right now, since I haven't found my Fuck Flat yet, she's staying with her friend, a working bargirl (we'll call her "Katie").

Now, "Katie" is your stereotypical bad influence ladyboy "sister". She pumps Lolita's head full of nonsense, does copious amounts of drugs (E and Ice), drinks way too much, and she inspires all sorts of goofy notions about working in the bar, plastic surgery, dick-removal, and what a farang should and shouldn't do for her.

In other words, she's a GREAT bargirl, and probably an awesome fuck, but there's no way in hell I'd ever want her to show up at my apartment in the middle of the night looking for her friend (which is why I need a Fuck Flat). I mean, she's a nice enough girl, but like most ladyboys, she's also a vortex of chaos.

However, for the time being, Katie's apartment is serving as a temporary Fuck Flat. I can't bring other girls over there, of course, but I find myself increasingly content to visit Lolita as often as possible. She's just the cutest little femboy you'll ever see. Absolutely adorable.

OK, now this sordid tale starts to get a bit complex.

See, the other day, Lolita takes me to see her actual, real sister (and not a "ladyboy sister", this is real, flesh-n-blood relation). Let's call her "Lily".

Turns out, Lily is FUCKING HOT. She's like the grown-up version of Lolita. Lolita--like many petite femboys--looks like a little girl because the hormones haven't quite given her a figure yet. Lily, on the other hand, sports a spectacular rack and bodacious ass on a petite little frame (she can't weigh more than 40 kilos).

It was just surreal hanging out at her apartment. The two of them look so much a like, and Lily seemed to appreciate the fact that I was taking Lolita under my wing and trying to encourage her to get out of the bar (Lily is most definitely NOT a p4p girl). In fact, Stogie, you might be amused to know that Lily totally agreed with me about Lolita's fashion sense. I jokingly told her that I was going to burn all of Lolita's clothes, and she said, "I know! I keep buying her decent clothes, but she refuses to wear them. It drives my Mom crazy!"

I don't know why, but that struck me as a particulary funny moment. I mean, there I was, comparing notes with a femboy's sister about the kinds of skirts and dresses we'd like to see her little brother wear... Life is grand, ain't it?

Boneheaded idiot that I am, I shamelessly hit on Lily all night long. Thing is, she responds in kind! Holy crap, batman! What's a guy to do in that kind of situation? Well, like any respectable gentleman, I boned her, of course.

Not that night, don't be silly, but we exchanged phone numbers on the sly (while Lolita was in the bathroom), and then went out on a date later that week. Here's a snippet of our dinner conversation:

Lily: "Why am I here? I have a boyfriend, you're a lot older than me, and you're with my little brother..."
Me: "I have no idea."
Lily: "Fuck it, do you want to go back to my place?"
Me: "Sure, should we stop off at 7-11 to grab some condoms?"
Lily: "...... OK"

How the hell did I end up in this mess? Shame on you, penis! Bad dick! Bad dick!

Of course, Lolita found out about it the next day. She pouted for a bit, but I was just like: "Sorry about that", and she was like: "OK, but you not boyfriend my sister, OK? Just fun with her, OK?" I agreed and all was forgiven.

They seem to be content with the fact that I'm seeing both of them, as long as it doesn't come up in the conversation and when I'm hanging out with both of them, I have to make extra sure that I dote on Lolita exclusively and only grope Lily when Lolita's in the other room. But now I find myself in the position of juggling dates between Lolita and Lily (when she can sneak out on her boyfriend), and so what do I do about it? Make it worse, of course!

See, even though my girlfriend said "ladyboys only, no girls", I figured she's out of town for a month, so.... you know. Anyway, I was at one of the discos in town (not a go-go bar, but a real Thai disco), when one of the "coyote dancers" on the stage caught my eye. After the show was over, she came down, found me, and invited me to eat after work. OK, no problem.

Fortunately, she works every night, so it has been possible for me to go visit Lolita or Lily (or Twiggy, who, by the way, calls me up about twice a month so she and her friends can gangbang me), and then go pick up "Coyote" after she got off work. After a few nights like this, she had a day off so we decide to go out on a real date for once. Of course, the day arrives and she blows me off for no reason (gave me a lame excuse about phone being broken, whatever).

A bit pissed off, I decide that I'm going to go to the disco, grab the first girl I see, and sit right up front and snog her in front of Coyote and all her friends. That was the plan, at least, but the I get to the disco, and on my first circuit around the room, I walk past this incredibly hot little girl. I literally twinged my neck spinning my head around as she walked by.

She was wearing a short, short silk skirt that flashed her panties at the least provocation, and she had stuffed her ample bosom into the cutest little halter-top/hoodie combo. I hurried over to her to introduce myself, had a brief chit-chat and accertained a few facts: 1) she was--surprisingly--NOT a bar girl, 2) she'd come alone, and 3) she'd come to the disco looking for a farang to have sex with (not for money, turns out she was just very horny and had a thing for white guys).

You know, I completely forgot about my plan to make Coyote jealous. This girl (let's call her "Dirty") was absolutely charged up to go, and I was more than happy to oblige. She recommended a nearby short-time hotel, we hopped in a cab and 15 minutes later we were shagging like bunnies.

It was ab-so-lute-ly I.N.C.R.E.D.I.B.L.E. Easily in my top 20 all-time (and I've been with hundreds). We just kept on fucking and fucking and fucking. I went through two boxes of condoms, she came 5 times, and when the guy finally came to knock on our door and tell us time was up, we were still shagging. In fact, he came back several more times and she'd just shout "Sip natit (10 minutes!) at him through the door, and then we'd go for another half hour!

My dick practically fell off by the time she was through with me. So naturally, I called in sick for work, we went to 7-11 for more condoms and water (we were THIRSTY), and then we headed over to her place to take a nap (with the plan to continue fucking after we'd gotten some rest).

Originally, she didn't want to invite me over (that's why we went to the hotel), because she had a friend from upcountry staying with her. But apparently, if you make a girl cum more 4-5 times, she'll agree to just about anything .

So we head over to her place, plop into bed (her friend was already up and at the market), and slept most of the day. That evening, when her friend came home, we sat around drinking and watching TV while her friend made dinner (we were still naked under the covers too). After dinner, we hung out, chatting a bit while the girls smoked some pot and got drunk. Finally, I couldn't hold back any longer, and so I started fondling "Dirty" under the covers while her friend was reading a magazine in the chair next to the bed.

Dirty quickly responded and ducked under the covers to give me a blowjob. I just kind of grinned sheepishly at her friend (let's call her "Som"). Som made to get up and leave to give us some privacy, but I said, "Hey, you don't have to go if you don't want to, I don't mind". She said, "Really? I'd like to watch..." Then the girls exchanged a few words in Thai and the Som sat down to watch.

I'm not shy, so the covers came off, and Som could watch Dirty give me a deep-throated blow job. It was amazing. She just devoured my cock while Som stared intently at each of us. After a bit I said, "Hey, it's not fair that we're naked and you still have your clothes on." At first she refused and said she just wanted to watch, but then I told her "Well, I want to watch you while Dirty sucks me off", and that was all the encouragement she needed to strip down to her bra and panties.

Som wasn't as busty as Dirty, but she had a nice tight body and great curves. She laid back on the chair and started fingering herself while I got on top of Dirty and started banging away. Pretty soon, Som moved over onto the bed to get a closer look and after a minute, she and I were kissing while my cock pumped in and out of Dirty.

Suddenly Som breaks off and says, "Hang on, I want to kiss her". And before I know it, they're just going absolutely nuts on each other. Deep french-kissing, nipple sucking, pussy-fingering, etc... the whole works.

It was a first time experience for both of them (remember, these are not bar girls, so they've got no reason to lie or boost my ego, they were just regular girls doing this strictly for their own enjoyment, not money). So they were really charged up, and for a while, I just pulled back, sat in the chair and watch them explore, play and dry hump each other.

You know how sometimes when you take two girls home from a bar and ask them to give you a show, they'll just peck each other on the lips a bit and flop around like two fish. Well, this wasn't like that at all. I'm pretty sure Som had a bit of tomboy in her and she'd just been waiting (possibly for years) for an opportunity to get with Dirty. Because these two clearly wanted to FUCK each other--not just give me a show (I think they forgot about me for a bit)--but genuinely get off on kissing and fucking a girl for the first time.

Finally it was Som's turn with me. Unlike the wild, passionate fucking that Dirty and I had just completed, Som and I just fell into a nice, natural rhythm. Really smooth and easy. We rocked that way for a good 20 minutes before Som started to shudder and cum.

So I was completely spent. I'd just spent the last two days fucking my brains out and I was totally dehydrated and exhausted. I had latex burns on my cock from all that rubbing and my lips were swollen from too much kissing and sucking.

So I finally make it back to my real apartment and collapse on my bed. Just as I'm about to nod off, I get an SMS. It's Twiggy and it simply says: "Gangbang?"

Oy! You know you're having way too much sex when you've got to turn down a good solid butt-pummeling from 4 hot ladyboys (two of them are ATS models). But I just didn't have it in me, so I told the girls they'd have to wait until tomorrow. They were a little bummed because one of the girls was going to Singapore and wouldn't be back for another two weeks, but I really just couldn't do it.

So then next day, it was only three ladyboys, not four, but that was fine by me. They still managed to fuck my brains out. Fortunately, they were also in "top" mode, so I didn't have to do too much work. They just took turns fucking me in my ass or mouth until they felt like cumming and then they'd dump a load on me. By the end of it, I swear I must have looked like one of the bukkake girls from Japanese porn videos.

You know, Thailand is just full of those kinds of surreal moments. Like, when two ladyboys are sitting at the computer, waiting to have a go, and chit-chatting about what songs to download, and I'm lying behind them getting banged in the ass by another ladyboy, and the two of us are also participating in the conversation. At the same time, they're on MSN chatting with my girlfriend about shopping opportunities in Japan and some stupid J-pop boy group, while she's watching me get gangbanged in the background. It's just weird, isn't it? It's like, "Hmmm... do you want to play Monopoly or do you want me to fuck you in the ass or do you want me to fuck you in the ass while we play Monopoly?" It's that level of casual and laidback. I'm just lying there waiting for the next ladyboy to totally use my ass or mouth, and the whole atmosphere is all so relaxed and oddly "normal" in a surreal way.

To add one more level of complexity to this whole mess, another ATS model (let's call her "Tiger", and I'm completely in love with her, btw), has decided she wants to pick up where we left off last year (when we stopped dating after I met my girlfriend). She's decided that she misses me a lot and wants to start up again.

So there you have it. I haven't found a suitable apartment yet, but as you can see, I've been quite "busy"!

I certainly NEED an apartment soon, because like I said, I'm essentially very lazy, and I'd much rather have these girls come to me rather than chase them all over town.

My girlfriend will be back soon, and somehow I've got to get Lolita, Lily, Dirty, Som, Coyote, Twiggy and Tiger all sorted out. I think I need to sit down with a day planner and work out a schedule! Hahah!

The problem is, they're all great in their own separate way. My girlfriend is wonderful, of course, because she not only allows me to be a total lech, she actually gets off on it, so can't go wrong there.

Lolita is so cute, naive and sweet that she just makes me want to take care of her. You guys were wrong about the clothes thing. She's loves getting new clothes from me and much to Lily's amazement, she actually wears the stuff I buy for her. Of course, since I'm getting her stuff for my enjoyment, it's sexy enough for Lolita to enjoy without it being the micro-ass-cheek-showing-hello-i'm-a-bargirl-mini skirts that Katie likes to buy (and then Lolita copies her style). Along the same line of though, perhaps I'll get Lolita a pair of tits for Christmas. About the same size as Lily's would be nice, and it would really make them more of a pair than ever. While it's not an air-con , it's still a pretty expensive gift, but I'm strongly considering it just for the perverse thrill factor of having Lolita look even more like Lily.

As for Lily, she's stuck on her boyfriend and that's fine by me, since I'm not about to dump my girlfriend for anyone. Her boyfriend is insanely jealous (I have no idea why ), which makes it a bit hard to find time to see her. Which is OK too, since I don't have much time and so it's good that she's not demanding more of it. Still, Lily is really, really hot, and so I'm always eager to hook up with her when she can get away. In a normal plane of reality, I think she'd be way out of my league (I've seen pictures of her boyfriend and he's the stereotypical football jock hunk kind of guy). I'm totally not her type, so at first I was completely baffled (and thrilled) that she was so into me. But you know, after being with her a few times, I'm kind of getting the impression that she gets off on the fact that I'm also seeing her "little brother". She often asks questions about what it's like to "be with a ladyboy" and she actually requests anal sex (an unusual thing for a Thai girl to do). Plus, since they are the same size, they often share outfits. One time, Lolita was wearing this cute little black dress while I was fucking her, and the next day when I took Lily out to dinner, she was wearing the exact same dress. I swear I nearly came in my pants when she walked into the restaurant. And I got the very strong impression that she knew I'd fucked Lolita in that same dress the night before, because normally she gets undressed and takes a shower before we hit the sack, but when we got back to her place that night, she just walked in, bent over the kitchen table, hiked her skirt up a bit and said real quietly "please put it in 'back there'" (she's so cute and shy about asking for anal too, it's adorable). So while I may not be a hunky jock, I'm starting to think that under that supermodel exterior is one incredibly kinky girl, and for her, fucking her little brother's boyfriend is a huge turn on. So I guess that makes a lucky guy, eh?

OK, then there's Coyote, who keeps calling me and apologizing. I'm not particularly inclined to give her another shot, but then again, she is a frick'n coyote dancer so she's hot and she's got some hip action that threats to rip my dick right off. So, maybe....

Dirty and Som seem more than happy to include me in on their new-found lesbian relationship, so I'm glad I could help them discover that about themselves. There are days when I feel like the Johnny Appleseed of Kink, just wandering the countryside, spreading kinky fetishes and bisexual group sex where ever I go. Hahah!

Twiggy and her friends are some of those rare ladyboys who are cool, laid back and easy to hang out with. They don't engage in over-the-top dramatics and they don't get possessive or catty over me. All they want is to totally use me for sex, and you know, I'm OK with that.

Tiger, on the other hand, may be a bit of a problem. I mean, she's really wonderful, and unlike Lolita, she's got a nice big dick and likes to top me, but I kinda get the feeling that she's not really happy about my girlfriend and she'd be much happier if I dumped my girlfriend and started dating her exclusively (I don't think she'll go for any sharing and I'm positive the group-sex thing is a non-starter). Of course, that's problematic since I'm not going to break up with my girlfriend any time soon and even if I did, I wouldn't seriously date any girl who's still working or has worked in a bar. So getting involved with Tiger, even if she says it's just for fun, is most likely going to be a big headache because she'll be constantly pouting about my girlfriend. Still, she is a real sweetheart and a lot of fun in the sack, so, maybe....


So anyway, at the start of this little "experiment" I wanted to simplify things and now I've suddenly got to sort out half a dozen girls and ladyboys. The whole situation is fraught with peril and headaches and it's only going to get worse when my girlfriend comes back and starts demanding the lion's share of my time.

Ugh. What have I gotten myself into!

Well, one thing is for sure, the Fuck Flat is a big priority now, and from the looks of things, it's going to need to be spacious, hahah! So if anyone has tips on one bedroom (no studios) apartments in the Asok or Sala Deang areas that are in the 6000 to 10000 baht range, let me know.

Secondly, I'm going to need a bigger hard drive, or perhaps a tape drive. I've already filled up 50GBs worth of space just on videos and photos. CDs and DVDs degrade over time, so they're not ideal long-term storage media. I just finished editing a nice video complilation of me, Lolita, and Lily (filmed separately, of course, but still, its outrageously hot flipping scenes back and forth between those two, especially blowjobs filmed looking down at them both). So I want to make sure I've got that stored on something good.

[Looker]

Doug my man...your postings are entartaining and I admire your writing skill
It's funny to read how you say that you're a cheapo when you have 2 "mia noi" apartments, two LBs with a "mild" sponsorship, an "expensive" g/f from a well-off Thai family, keeping womanizing and ladyboyzing a-la-grand with barfines and clubbing, and so on..
That would easily make an expenditure of 60-70K baht a month. That's what I use for my monthly living in a very expensive city in Asia
On the top of it, you seem to say that you almost have to mix Viagra with your Kellogs but manage to strike a few orgies in a row on weekly basis
I don't know if your trying to convince us..or yourself about what's going on in your life..nevertheless, as said, go ahead entartaining us
Maybe I'll find out same day in BKK

[stogie bear]

OK, so in spite of my best intentions the whole situation has turned into one big complicated mess.

I hate to say this, but... (Where is the smug smiley?)

When I go visit my Thai friends near Seacon, they love to gossip about the two farangs that live in their neighborhood...

Hey, TT Chang... are you getting nervous?

I mean, she's a nice enough girl, but like most ladyboys, she's also a vortex of chaos...

Classic!

I mean, there I was, comparing notes with a femboy's sister about the kinds of skirts and dresses we'd like to see her little brother wear...

This is definately going in the book I am writing!

So I guess that makes a lucky guy, eh?

Yep - you could say that!

Amazing stories, mate...

[PigDogg]

You're sure living the good life Doug!

[Rollo Tomasi]

this is what makes this forum the #1 place... unbeatable

[doug]

(Looker @ Nov. 01 2007,10:39)
 

Doug my man...your postings are entartaining and I admire your writing skill  

Thanks, of course, writing about this stuff isn't half as much fun as actually doing it, however, the last few weeks have been "chaotic" to say the least, so it actually helps to sit down and sort it all out.

I've lived a pretty surreal life so far, and I guess I'm a I'm a bit immune to bizarre things happening around me, but as I was sorting this all out, I had to sit back for a moment and say to myself "holy crap! did that really happen?"

Man, I certainly never pictured THIS when I was growing up back in the States!  

It's funny to read how you say that you're a cheapo when you have 2 "mia noi" apartments, two LBs with a "mild" sponsorship, an "expensive" g/f from a well-off Thai family, keeping womanizing and ladyboyzing a-la-grand with barfines and clubbing, and so on..
That would easily make an expenditure of 60-70K baht a month. That's what I use for my monthly living in a very expensive city in Asia  

Oh but I am cheap.  I hate spending money on things like clothes or shoes (for myself).  So most of the time I walk around looking like a hobo.  Which is why I'm completely baffled as to why I get laid at all.

I mean, I break every rule about clothes, shaving, and spending (I wear 10 year old shirts, rarely shave, and I often won't leave the house unless the girl offers to treat).  Logic dictates that I should be shunned like a leper in this city, and yet the reverse happens more often than not.

Of course, my monthly expenditures are still high, but fortunately my girlfriend makes more money than I do, so I don't need to support her.  I don't have two mai noi apartments, I've only got one apartment and a house, but they're both well outside the city so rents are dirt cheap (especially if a thai person is donig the renting).  That's one of the reasonings I'm having such trouble finding a suitable apartment downtown.  I just can't bring myself to pay 6000 baht for a studio when I know that I can get an entire townhouse in Minburi for 4000 to 5000.  My wallet just refuses to open for that.

I'd say right now my "entertainment" expenses are somewhere in the 20,000 to 30,000 baht per month range, when you throw in taxi fares.  Actually, the money I would save on taxi fares and short-time hotel fees would easily pay for most of an apartment downtown, so I don't anticipate my expenses going up much. Plus, remember in another post I mentioned a girl who had a boyfriend in Silom, but I found her freelancing in Nana? Well, she wants to stay in my apartment and she's agreed to split rent and expenses. She's also agreed to take Lolita shopping and help give her proper fashion advice on how to look like a real girl! (Yey!) So that should be ample proof of how cheap I am. It's not going to cost me much more than I'm paying now and someone wants to split costs with me, and I STILL groan with pain every time I try to open my wallet.

So actually, since I'm dirt cheap about everything else, I get by on a relatively meager income (at least compared to my girlfriend's ex-boyfriends).

On the top of it, you seem to say that you almost have to mix Viagra with your Kellogs but manage to strike a few orgies in a row on weekly basis    I don't know if your trying to convince us..or yourself about what's going on in your life..nevertheless, as said, go ahead entartaining us    

Yeah, I know, this is the internet, and therefore everyone likes to boast about the size of their dick or their sexual prowness.  So feel free to take everything I say with a grain of salt, I realize that some of it is hard to believe.  Like I said, I can barely believe it myself.

Actually, I'm not that much to look at.  A bit scrawny and with a ever-growing KFC-gut, my hair is thinning and I have a semi-permanent 5 o'clock shadow.  Back in the States, I didn't warrant a second look from most girls, so Thailand is definitely and ego-booster in that regard.

My dick is bigger than average by Asian standards, but not much better than average by Western standards.  I'm certainly not packing any porn-star heat.

I will brag a bit about two things, however:  1) I've got LOTS of experience.  I lost count years ago, but I'd have to be somewhere between in the 1000 to 3000 range, maybe more.  So through the years, I've managed to learn a few tricks by trial and error (mostly error, sometimes painfully embarrassing errors!).   And 2) stamina.  I guess after years of a daily masterbation regimin (hahah), I've developed a bit of a tantric-like technique and I can hold off on cumming for hours, no kidding.  That's one of the reasons I prefer threesomes and group sex is because I just wear girls out.

I'm not that advanced in years yet, so Viagra isn't required at this time, though I was actually thinking of slipping some to Lolita to see if I could get her hard enough to fuck me (damn hormones are making her floppy ).

You can chalk that experience/stamina bit up to internet-bragging if you like, I'll understand if you doubt me.  I've already stated that I changed names and personal details to protect my privacy and the income of some of these working girls, so I'll readily admit that not everything I wrote is true, but hopefully it makes for an entertaining read nonetheless.

But the essential details of these situations is surprisingly true (trust me, even I'm surprised by it all), and the conversations are almost verbatim.  I swear, until the day I die, I doubt I will ever hear a more erotic sound than when Lily said in a barely audible whisper, "please put it in back there".    That is verbatim exactly what she said, and given the situation, it was probably the hottest thing I've ever heard a girl say.

You'll have to forgive me, but that time my stamina failed me and I busted a nut in her almost immediately.  Fortunately I was so charged up that I was able to keep going until she got off and by then I was hard again anyway.  Trust me, you DO NOT need Viagra when you're confronted with a girl who likes to wear her brother's dresses in order to turn you on, especially when she's bent over the kitchen table quietly pleading to take it in the ass.

Can I get an "Amen" to that, my brothas?

[doug]

(stogie bear @ Nov. 01 2007,11:01)

I hate to say this, but... (Where is the smug smiley?).

Oh yes, but you also have to admit that it's a mess I could have easily avoided, though clearly, I would have had to have been a complete idiot to take a pass on this situation. So it's a mess, but it's also a consciously created mess and a highly-enjoyable mess too.

Hey, TT Chang... are you getting nervous? ...

If he lives around Seacon, he should be. Heheh. I swear, whomever these two poor schmucks are, I hope they remain blissfully ignorant about what people in their neighborhood are saying about them.

Of course, they can't speak Thai, so all they must hear when they pass is "babble-babble-FARANG-babble-FARANG-babble-babble". But everyone on their street knows when they come home, who they came home with, and precisely what went on in their apartment (either thin walls or the girls they bring home gossip with the locals when they buy breakfast in the morning).

Believe me guys, those motorcycle taxi drivers at the top of your soi are more gossipy than a pack of old women.

This is definately going in the book I am writing!

I'd probably write a book about this stuff myself except that it would kill my uber-conservative Mom and I'm insane about my privacy. So feel free to use anything I write here, just don't quote me as a source .

Yep - you could say that!

Amazing stories, mate...

Thanks.

[Monkey]

(doug @ Nov. 01 2007,08:47) Trust me, you DO NOT need Viagra when you're confronted with a girl who likes to wear her brother's dresses in order to turn you on, especially when she's bent over the kitchen table quietly pleading to take it in the ass.

Another classic!

Doug, I normally can't be arsed reading long posts but I read and re-read all of yours, they are great.

Have you thought about taking up writing? Hmmm, maybe that's your 'job' already, names changed to protect identities, surreal things going on in BKK, etc.
Who are you Doug? Douglas Adams?

[rxpharm]

Doug, indeed this makes for incredible reading, ts porn movies pale in comparison to your adventures!

What is it that you think makes it easier for you to fall into these situations? I am sure you must have some sort of charm or smoothness that other guys do not have.

Sounds like you are in LOS for a long, long time!

[Looker]

(rxpharm @ Nov. 01 2007,18:27) What is it that you think makes it easier for you to fall into these situations?  I am sure you must have some sort of charm or smoothness that other guys do not have.

I agree on that.
Guess it's a state of mind that some people have and can achieve in picking up women effortlessy
I experienced a similar situation when I used to live in Taiwan back in the 80's.
The place was then a developing country where foreigners were a kind of novelties in a way.
So, I had a sort of "surreal" life too. I rememeber once having to met my "offical" g/f at 10pm when in the very same day I had one girl in the morning, one at noon and one in the afternnon. And all met casually and eager to come to my home. And I'm not the Looker as my name suggests
But I was younger and maybe wondering around with ease and picking up girls here and there without any problem, because I almost didn't even look for them..maybe I was in a different state of mind..now it's different
Perhaps I need to move to BKK

[doug]

(Looker @ Nov. 01 2007,19:23) But I was younger and maybe wondering around with ease and picking up girls here and there without any problem, because I almost didn't even look for them..maybe I was in a different state of mind..now it's different  

You know, I've been thinking about this and I think you might be on to something.

I have noticed that lately I've slipped into a different state of mind about sex. It used to be that I was an overly eager, randy SoB, but these days, I don't know, I guess I just have a kind of "apathy" about sex.

If I get it, great. If I don't, meh, no big deal. If some girl is into my shit,... awesome! If, on the other hand, she thinks I'm a toady loser,... ah well, I'll live.

For example, remember I mentioned that gangbang with Twiggy and her friends? Did you know I was 2 hours late for that gangbang?

Ten years ago, I would have been racing out the door the moment I got her call, and I'd be on her door step before she'd set down her phone, but not now. This time, I kept three horny ladyboys waiting on me for two hours. And do you know why I was late?

Because I was re-reading Harry Potter! I know, I know, I think about it in retrospect and even I think it's fucking retarded. I mean, there's three hot ladyboys waiting across town eager to totally use me as their own private fuck toy, and I'm sitting at home balling my eyes out over Dobby the HouseElf!

I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with me, but apparently girls/ladyboys mistakenly interpret this apathy as "cool" and they like it.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I love sex and all that, but I think I've reached a mental point of view where sex is just another hobby, and if I have time for it, great, I'll do it for hours and enjoy it immensely, but then again, I've sat over jigsaw puzzles for hours too...

So I think you're absolutely right. When you're not even looking for it, sex just sorta comes to you with a natural ease.

I don't try to impress anyone, I don't try to look indifferent and strike James Dean poses in the corner, and I don't try to chase girls around. Which I think is a big part of the reason I hate going into the shit pits around Nana is because they are built around that whole premise (that guys want to "impress" and that girls need to be "impressed" before they'll go with a guy).

Think about it, how many times have you gone into a go-go bar or strip club and flashed a big wad of cash, or bought a round of ladydrinks (or in the States, a bottle of champaigne), or stuff a $100 bill in some stripper's garter, or bragged about some non-existent yacht or sports car you bought with your non-existent inheritence.

I know I've done shit like that in the past.

And that shit actually does work some times, and you can indeed "impress" a bar girl with those antics. But is it really necessary? I mean, you could just walk into a bar, point at a girl, barfine her and walk right back out again (try it some time, it's funny).

That works just as well, as far as getting the girl goes, but the bar,.. ah the bar makes its real money off your desire to "impress" that girl before you take her with you.

Since I have absolutely no desire to impress anybody, go-go bars hate me and the waitstaff do their best to make me feel most unwelcome.

"What!?" they say, "You don't want to pay 100 baht for a three inch tall glass of Coke for your lady??? She'll walk away and leave you blue-balled if you don't hurry up and buy this token of Coke to impress her!! Still no?? Well then you cheap mother-fucker, get the fuck out of here!"

Hahah.

So, I think that's the secret. I think that's why I'm getting laid so much right now. Because I'd rather be reading Harry Potter.

Hahah!

[ShockToe]

(doug @ Nov. 01 2007,06:46) ... (and also because a lot of girls like to give me freebies--why, I have no idea--but they don't want their paying customers to know about that).

Hmm, it could be your overwhelming modesty and discretion. Have only briefly scanned your posts but the shag-count alone struck me as Wilt-ian. Perhaps someone has too much time on their hands?

The little inconsistencies, which are laid on by the bucketful, and outright prevarications in your posts reveal an overactive imagination.

[Looker]

(doug @ Nov. 01 2007,22:33) So, I think that's the secret.   I think that's why I'm getting laid so much right now.  Because I'd rather be reading Harry Potter.

Nah..I don't think so.
If all what you say it's true, and so I truly wish for you, I can only tell that this is a fruit of a very skillful and calculated action..
You don't fool me
For sure, action alone may not be that effective if not backed by a mind that knows exactly what to do and expect...and can foresee any move that the girl is doing by taking advantage of it.
Well done doug!

I'm not much into Harry Potter myself but let me go back to my Discovery Channel and NatGeo

[doug]

(ShockToe @ Nov. 01 2007,22:47)

(doug @ Nov. 01 2007,06:46) ... (and also because a lot of girls like to give me freebies--why, I have no idea--but they don't want their paying customers to know about that).

Hmm, it could be your overwhelming modesty and discretion. Have only briefly scanned your posts but the shag-count alone struck me as Wilt-ian. Perhaps someone has too much time on their hands?

The little inconsistencies, which are laid on by the bucketful, and outright prevarications in your posts reveal an overactive imagination.

Well, feel free to believe as you wish, it's no skin off my nose.

You're right, I am crowing a bit here, but then again who wouldn't after a month like this one?

The shag count is a rough guess, but when you think about it, it's not really that high. To be Wilt-ian you'd have to get up into the 10,000 range, which is a truly astounding feat. One thousand partners is only 50 partners per year for 20 years. A new girl every week, on average, is not beyond the realm of credibility.

And you're quite right that there are inconsistencies and prevarications in my posts. But I've already said that I'm doing my best to mask the personal details of the girls involved, partly because I was raised not to kiss and tell, and partly out of professional courtesy to some of these girls.

You know that if I got on here and started crowing that "So-n-So" was giving me freebies, some feckless git from here would approach her and say, "Hey, how come I gotta pay 2000 baht? You're giving Doug freebies, why not me too?"

Also, some of these girls may have sponsors outside of Thailand who might be a bit dismayed to learn that their "girlfriend" is still working in a bar or worse, giving it away to shabby hobos like myself.

So I'm not about to interfere with their gravy train just for the sake of being able to brag about my exploits to you guys.

So you're absolutely within your rights to doubt me. After all, I admit to bragging a bit and to changing some of the details, so feel free to chalk the whole story up to my over-active imagination.

But why be such a rain cloud? As some of the other guys have said, true or not, it makes for good reading, right?

I've made the claim that this story is essentially true, and believe it or not, it really is a true story. I'm bragging about it, no doubt, but then again, this is some brag-worthy shit, wouldn't you agree? So if you don't believe any of it, instead of calling me a liar or chiding me for bragging, just enjoy it as a work of fiction, OK?