Favorite Texts?

[kahuna]

Sorry TT I'll beat you to the punch...

Not a stupid sms nor a stupid utterance, but a kinda funny one...

While shopping with my date and TTChang and his date one evening we passed one
of those vendors selling those stupid little rubber cocks that they throw down and they
stick wherever they land...

Smiling and jokingly I looked at my date and said, "Do you want one?"

And she looked back at me and said without cracking a smile and very clearly for all
to hear, "I have one."

Out of the mouths of ladyboys...

[TTChang]

(kahuna @ Mar. 27 2007,15:56)
While shopping with my date and TTChang and his date one evening we passed one of those vendors selling those stupid little rubber cocks that they throw down and they stick wherever they land...
Smiling and jokingly I looked at my date and said, "Do you want one?"  And she looked back at me and said without cracking a smile and very clearly for all to hear, "I have one."  

     It was the dead-pan delivery (and the use of her deepest voice) that made it so hilarious.  I still laugh out loud when I think of it.

.........fortunately, kahuna & I enjoy provoking the gawping masses in the company of LBs

[Guest]

Thats really funny. I have one... hehe.
I have found that my humor is totally different from thais. I try to joke but they look at me funny.
I wonder how Gareth and David Brent from The Office would do over here

buttafly, i got this text yesterday, i swear, made me smile and my heart warm:

" i waith for you long time"

[Dieter]

"Tirac I love you so much......please send money....Buffalo sick"

[Guest]

one ex - if I remember right - went like this - very brief:

"U send money today darling?"

Answer is no of course ............

"Fuck u go die"



Quick change of attitude and shows everything clearly!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

While I think about it ...

Had one very angry exchange from one lb after I refused to see her again the next night

"I have many thai boyfriend here"

"careful ur life when u come back"

.......... pretty sure they were the exact words

Still not sure if they were "boyfriends" or just male friends, and not sure if she just had a bad homrone phase, but better not to bother at all after such texts !

[Guest]

Despite those - the happy and funny ones are the best ............ have to try and remember some classics next

[Guest]

"Ok .i think u dot want to talk and see me agien i sorry about want u mannybut u kown i wrok .u so good me but i do bet to u . u good man .Sorry for send u and call u mony time u kown why do this becuase i like u so much"

[Guest]

From another
"Fuck u"

[Guest]

" Sorry i for get when u go back cam u send u photo for me to email ok please give me"

[buttafly]

(video850 @ Mar. 30 2007,16:01) Had one very angry exchange  from one lb after I refused to see her again the next night

"I have many thai boyfriend here"

"careful ur life when u come back"

.......... pretty sure they were the exact words

all of these are classic from the 2 new guys, Thanks for the laughs!!


again, Drama in BKK is part of the game.... getting texts and fone calls at 4 or 5 in the morning just adds to the fun

[buttafly]

(video850 @ Mar. 30 2007,16:01) "careful ur life when u come back"
!

Got this from one girl about 3 years ago after a torrid [but short-lived] relationship;

'You want me call police on you'?

Oh ya, and tell them WHAT, exactly? that I was screwing your skinny ass for a while and giving you money and then I stopped and now you are angry at me? Sure, sounds like a solid case to me!!

[Guest]

My all time favorite from a Postie:

"Up the pussy, up the ass. Up to u."

And of course the classics...

"I hate u. You want take me tonite?"

[kahuna]

An email just received...do they believe that we really believe these messages? You know what the next message will say if I ignore this one...which I will...

"hello...Dear
how are you? i wait mail or sms from you... i see you so busy ? and i
wait
you...... befor you tell me you will come back to me 28 march...but i
not
see please baby send mail or sms back to me make me for glad... i love
you
take care kisses .."

[Guest]

Kahuna, this brought a tear to my eye.