Favorite Texts?

[gizmo]

Got one from a girl I have'nt seen in a year
3 week's ago! Hello how are you?
Can you send me 350 euro for fix my teeth!
She's a brazilian I met in spain!
Needless to sa y it went unanswered!
Gizmo.

[buttafly]

I 'un-answered' one last week also from someone who should have known better


[no one you guys know, she was a model here in the past but now cut and out of any scene]

"Hi, I need 4000 baht to borrow [Love that word!] for a short time, can you please send to.... bank details, etc...."

sorry, the Bank of Buttafly closed for the weekend!

[jimslim]

i think this is a nice one - if i could only understand it    on my last birthday from a girl in Samui  
that great that u thirty five year old , little man small body and big dick , and small family of u like lord of the rings !!!!??
the strangest birthday greeting i ever had  

[geosight]

While in Bangkok I kept receiving this " my bed miss you"
Over and over again , and as I didn't answer a while later I received this " my bed not miss you"
And then this one " you want me or my bed" and to top it off " I change bed ,you want me now"
Figure that one out !

Great girl though ,,really ..lol

[geosight]

i think this is a nice one - if i could only understand it on my last birthday from a girl in Samui
that great that u thirty five year old , little man small body and big dick , and small family of u like lord of the rings !!!!??
the strangest birthday greeting i ever had

I think she thought you were one of the Jockeys ,umm i mean Hobbits ...

[post-op lover]

(geosight @ Mar. 20 2007,15:18)

i think this is a nice one - if i could only understand it on my last birthday from a girl in Samui
that great that u thirty five year old , little man small body and big dick , and small family of u like lord of the rings !!!!??
the strangest birthday greeting i ever had

I think she thought you were one of the Jockeys ,umm i mean Hobbits ...

I was thinking Golum.




My precioussssssssssss. My precioussssssss is tricksy.

[post-op lover]

(newwriter @ Mar. 17 2007,12:30) OK, this is not exactly what the thread starter had in mind but gives me the giggles nonetheless.

A little background - met a GG (non-professional) in a bar here in Beijing. Went out twice. Had sex second time - bloody good it was too. She became a stalker / bunny-boiler. I ignored her. I went back to Sydney. End of story?

Returned to Beijing and am now living here. Somehow (cannot track down how) she finds out my mobile number but nothing else so I get occasional rants from her via text. The following texts arrived within a single hour yesterday:

1. You are shit guy
2. Get out from China
3. I hate you
4. Wanna go to a party?
My only response to any of this was "No"
5. How bout sex?

Good looking, great fuck, seriously messed up head.

Mind telling us which bar in Beijing?



I'm so sure it wasn't in Sanlitun.

[newwriter]

You're dead right - was not Sanlitun. Was Goose and Duck

[buttafly]

Snick reminded me of an all-time favorite, from my long-time whacko teelac/nemesis/friend/confidante/screw/sister, etc..... she used to send me messages like these and we'd save 'em for Snick's future book..... I lost my fone last year and hence all her cool messages like this!

'you have hermophridite in your room, I lawyer you in my heart'

again.....huh???

[Guest]

(post-op lover @ Mar. 20 2007,20:57) Get out from China

Ok, i just shot out my coffee over the keyboard
Thats too funny!

" Get out of China"

Priceless.

Last nite while doin it i was asked:" Why you fuck so good?"

I didn't know what to say.

[buttafly]

say, "Thanks, and the Acadamy award goes to....."

[Guest]

(buttafly @ Mar. 17 2007,04:12) " you are unwanted of me because I have no testicles"

 

Another great one

Please tell us more, great thread.

Heres one i got: "why you go with man, i look more buty, u ladyboy is man"

[kaos]

great thread
well i received a lot of "miss you" "love you" from girls met one time...amazing must be a sort of common trigger.
one very mean "when you die i will not come to your funeral"...she was pissed off coz i didnt borrow her some money.
"can i borrow you 200,000 baht...i will give you back in 20 years" (jing jing).
"cant suck your dick because i have pain in the mouth"
cant fuck me in the ass because i have pain"...and this from the same girl (a superstar in Obs) well she didnt have a pussy so

[kaos]

"i very happy that you reply me and thank youl so much for my birthday,but i really alone aftertomorrow i go back miss you"
they are always alone????

[kaos]

"how are u. u live there very cool.i miss u and want see u.

ok miss u and wait u everytime "
they wait just you