Favorite Texts?

[PigDogg]

(ziggystardust @ Mar. 31 2007,21:57) "Up the pussy, up the ass. Up to u."

[Guest]

(geosight @ Mar. 20 2007,17:13) While in Bangkok I kept receiving this €œ my bed miss you€
Over and over again , and as I didn€™t answer a while later I received this €œ my bed not miss you€
And then this one €œ you want me or my bed€ and to top it off  €œ I change bed ,you want me now€
Figure that one out  !

Great girl though ,,really ..lol  

i love this one hehe...great...

i love this one hehe...great...

[qwerty]

this thread could easily be combined with the thread "is your date on meth?".

[69billy]

This LB I met at my last trip could not speak a word of English but the tex Im geting are so good you can say they are funy..I got one just now..

Hello darling how are u ? Always miss u a lot and want 2 be with u all the time and hope u feel like me take care my love..xxxx

And I wont be suprised if some of the BMs got the same Tex.

[jimslim]

This thread deserves a

Im sure a few of the newer guys haven't seen it yet , so come on get posting ......

Had a good one the other day ......

I told a certain girl I was sunbathing in my garden , so not long after this came .......

"Jim not get suntan too much , I like when you have white skin , when you get dark skin look same like a monkey "

Don't you just love complements ?

[ciobha]

Well,at least for once a ladyboy wasn't telling lies!!

[Road Runner]

I recently found the reply to an e-mail written by my ex-girlfriend for her cousin who cannot read/write English very well.

It includes all the usual lines like missing you/waiting for you etc.
On the bottom of the page is the list of recipients complete with their e-mail addresses.

At least one I suspect is a fairly recent member of this forum.

Equally I have seen my ex-girlfriend reading and writing replies to her cousin's text messages.
I sometimes got to read the messages and replies.

Do you really know who you are writing too?

RR.

[azza33]

this may have been written before but i'll add it again....

I have a thai lady i know that works in an internet shop in Phuket.

Her english is quite ok... the other girls actually pay for her to write messages to their loved ones

Another place in phuket near my hotel had the same scam going!

Gotta love ... home of true capitalism

[bigmick22]

it's quite common

[Naang Faa]

I write SMS's and e-mails for the girls all the time..
even when i'm away they send to me,i reply and they
forward them....

An SMS sent to me Christmas morning...from a girl we sarcastically call CNN

Happy Christmas Miss Suay nom yai,
Thank you for the present she is beautiful i hope u like
yours too.Skype us when you wake up but don't call
Oad,she die already,she jump last week but i tell you today
so you not sad because it christmas,dont cry she no more pain
dont eat too much and come home soon ok miss you na ja x

lovely... x

[bigmick22]

Miss Suay nom yai = Miss Pretty Big Tits?

[bigmick22]

I admit to writing a few SMS's too for LBs in my time

[fleeing]

Well this is what happens when they can't find someone to write their email for them

"hi darling.how are you?
I have happy very that read impure your hopes that , what is you have fun it very with regard to family my way has no a problem ? about me because , who is I am the good person nevers to build the trouble gives ? important thing most has been with regard to me meets with you and make me think of all the time and make me happy and have the will work me want you maintain one's health ? work part , proceed gradually must not hurry in about [ story ] come back Thailand you don't have to very rich for me requests to are the good person for me , enough , I wait the turning over comes to your all the time

big kiss for you"


Any guesses what any of that actually means?

[azza33]

gotta love those types of messages.. spend half the night trying to decipher them

[Naang Faa]

(fleeing @ May 18 2008,12:29) Well this is what happens when they can't find someone to write their email for them

"hi darling.how are you?
I have happy very that read impure your hopes that , what is you have fun it very with regard to family my way has no a problem ? about me because , who is I am the good person nevers to build the trouble gives ? important thing most has been with regard to me meets with you and make me think of all the time and make me happy and have the will work me want you maintain one's health ? work part , proceed gradually must not hurry in about [ story ] come back Thailand you don't have to very rich for me requests to are the good person for me , enough , I wait the turning over comes to your all the time

big kiss for you"


Any guesses what any of that actually means?

That was one of mine

Yes BigMick Beautiful big tits!
Rhymes nicely!
x