Favorite Texts?

[Guest]

I need to change my number. I get about 4 or 5 sms a day from these girls. Here are just a few

"Good afternoon honey! Miss u naka. I know you upset me. But ur welcome. Im sorry na thanks"

"Hello XXX. How are you?hurry hurrycome to thai missing you. YYY"

"KISSES EVERYWHERE OVER YOU. GOOD NIGHT, SWEET DREAM"

"How r u? Where u now?"

"Everything ok take care yself love u"

[buttafly]

Gee, I am jealous of you guys who get the texts from these crazies while at home! I never get any when I travel to the states............but then again I don't have a cell fone there LOL; pretty hard to send a text to a land line.

I have to save my fun and games for Thailand, and it's always a laugh a minute of course

[Socrates999]

Oh my God, some of these are hilarious. Now that I've stopped laughing, perhaps I can enter a few of my own. Some nasty Thai here. BTW, for perspective, she always comes over and fucks me after these SMSs, then follows with new nasties. Let the series begin ...

Thank you -( I go korat why you want to know? no worry me go worry your lady new you me don't know now I have 100000 baht b4 for me like u but now not like you now have look your old go back tack care your baby if die have baby cry for u baa with cock ladyboy family tack care not tack care oi baa

[Socrates999]

Working backwards ...

mai kow jai your mama papa fuck you

[Socrates999]

more ...

you not give me happy you no happy too you have think you cant stay thai again you come pattaya i don't sure you go back your home not give me see you me give you die man dog

[Socrates999]

I NOT LICK YOU I FINISH WITH YOU EVERYTHING I DONT KNOW WITH YOU NOW BUT I KNOW ONLY MY HUSBAND I LOVE YOU I FORGAT YOUR NAME MAN BAD SAME YOU

Honey, I know you "not lick me". How about a simple fuck?

[Socrates999]

A post-fuck SMS ...

GO LONGTIME LASTNING U SEX WITH ME I THINK FOR DOG MANGDA NOW STAY WITH HIM SO HAPPY BE LADY GOOD GO WHERE HAVE SOMEBODY LOVE MAN SAME YOU GO WHERE NO HAVE GOOD LUCK U SEE BE SAME I SAY YES OR NO

[Socrates999]

Apparently, "gay" has been definitively defined now. Again, some strong Thai epithets ...

what you want naa hee man like cock ku have husband be man not be gay same you

[Socrates999]

And ...

Hi my love now i stay my hotel now eat more wait you

[Socrates999]

I go pogat now i will not forget love you and me before to day go work give you kiss for have god day

So, the evil twin sends me evil SMS and then the good twin emerges and loves/fucks me

[Guest]

telak cum maak

[Guest]

2 hours ago:
"i sorry i thing Uangly.U say u come 2 see me.But why u live me alone.I am bag feel.But ok i know u juST COME TO HEART.DO not show her messege-bad girl"

1 hour ago:
" I Not Understan About U.What Happen?Why u have to say menytime i don't live u."

Written exactly like that.

[rob69in]

Not sms just the spoken word.

"You must have been a hansum man when you were young".

Walking into the Bangkok Spa. "please make me hansum again" answered without thinking "Not enough time!"

I don't get sms, I am only a customer, nothing more nothing less.

[buttafly]

(rob69in @ Mar. 23 2007,06:59) "You must have been a hansum man when you were" young".

[kahuna]

Just received:

"Hi..love yes i see you busy with friends pls let me know you will come to me? I love you send back
to my number ok ..take cear - "

Translation:  I know you are with other girls but I really don't want to see you anyway so please go
down to Western Union and send me some cash and I'll stop sending these stupid messages.