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Wow, what a GREAT post! And not only a great post, you reference Amused To Death, one of my favorite albums of all time (a sadly overlooked masterwork right up there with some of his best stuff with the Floyd).
This seems like a fair place to capitulate and tell you all that I'm beginning to think that you ladyboy lovers might be on to something here. Before my trip the idea of a hot sexy beautiful ladyboy was exciting, but the fact that she had a cock seemed an inconvenience. It certainly wasn't an "added attraction", it was something to be ignored, and a few of you were more than annoyed at my attitude and suggested why don't I just stick with GG's or come to grips with my latent homo tendencies, etc. Anyway, now I'm beginning to see that there's some added dimension here that I had no clue could exist. It's like the hottest sexiest babe in the world has this thing where she SQUIRTS when she comes, and before you've seen her squirt, it sounds sorta, well.... gross I guess, or at least not really like something that's sexy. But then your fucking her and she's screaming and climaxing and then SQUIRT - she squirts - and you get to visually verify that yup, she really did just fucking cum. Knowing that this hot gorgeous creature had an orgasm thanks in great part to me - now, that's what it's all about. Am I right? Well, I'm finally beginning to see that this is sorta like that. It's not a dude's cock - it's the Ladyboy GSpot Orgasm Squirt.
Thai TV - now there's an interesting experience. After getting a nice little shade of lobsterish from too much sun in Phuket, I decided to spend most of a day in either shade or indoors, and found myself again tackling the tv in the corner of the room. Despite having 70 channels at my disposal, only BBC World News (which was like watching with rabbit ears from 3 counties away) held any interest, as the rest of the 69 channels consisted of:
1. Fox News - fuzzy and hard to see, but even it were crystal clear I wouldn't watch their bogus "news" if it were the last channel on Earth.
2. The thai equivalent of The 700 Club with Tami Fai Bakerloosongthiptew
3. The Crap Cartoon Network - nothing but McGilla Gorilla, Top Cat, and Huckleberry Hound cartoons in english.
4. Thai soap operas (12 channels)
5. The All Jackie Chan All the Time movie channel (seemed to be 3 or 4 different channels of this)
6. The 24 hour Sword and Sworcery channel
7. Cricket Cricket Cricket!
8. The House of Saud channel - nothing but Saudi music videos (er... interesting to say the least) and long, silent shots of rows of Saudi Princes sitting in rows of chairs doing nothing.
The only bright spot was the Aljazeera network in English. Having heard the name so often it was surprising to find that it wasn't an obvious font of propaganda as I'd expected (I expected Fox News equivalent for terrorists) but seemed to be an actual balanced news channel, sort of the middle-eastern equivalent of CNN. Maybe I tuned in at the wrong time and they'll have bombmaking for dummies on next hour.
This seems like a fair place to capitulate and tell you all that I'm beginning to think that you ladyboy lovers might be on to something here. Before my trip the idea of a hot sexy beautiful ladyboy was exciting, but the fact that she had a cock seemed an inconvenience. It certainly wasn't an "added attraction", it was something to be ignored, and a few of you were more than annoyed at my attitude and suggested why don't I just stick with GG's or come to grips with my latent homo tendencies, etc. Anyway, now I'm beginning to see that there's some added dimension here that I had no clue could exist. It's like the hottest sexiest babe in the world has this thing where she SQUIRTS when she comes, and before you've seen her squirt, it sounds sorta, well.... gross I guess, or at least not really like something that's sexy. But then your fucking her and she's screaming and climaxing and then SQUIRT - she squirts - and you get to visually verify that yup, she really did just fucking cum. Knowing that this hot gorgeous creature had an orgasm thanks in great part to me - now, that's what it's all about. Am I right? Well, I'm finally beginning to see that this is sorta like that. It's not a dude's cock - it's the Ladyboy GSpot Orgasm Squirt.
Thai TV - now there's an interesting experience. After getting a nice little shade of lobsterish from too much sun in Phuket, I decided to spend most of a day in either shade or indoors, and found myself again tackling the tv in the corner of the room. Despite having 70 channels at my disposal, only BBC World News (which was like watching with rabbit ears from 3 counties away) held any interest, as the rest of the 69 channels consisted of:
1. Fox News - fuzzy and hard to see, but even it were crystal clear I wouldn't watch their bogus "news" if it were the last channel on Earth.
2. The thai equivalent of The 700 Club with Tami Fai Bakerloosongthiptew
3. The Crap Cartoon Network - nothing but McGilla Gorilla, Top Cat, and Huckleberry Hound cartoons in english.
4. Thai soap operas (12 channels)
5. The All Jackie Chan All the Time movie channel (seemed to be 3 or 4 different channels of this)
6. The 24 hour Sword and Sworcery channel
7. Cricket Cricket Cricket!
8. The House of Saud channel - nothing but Saudi music videos (er... interesting to say the least) and long, silent shots of rows of Saudi Princes sitting in rows of chairs doing nothing.
The only bright spot was the Aljazeera network in English. Having heard the name so often it was surprising to find that it wasn't an obvious font of propaganda as I'd expected (I expected Fox News equivalent for terrorists) but seemed to be an actual balanced news channel, sort of the middle-eastern equivalent of CNN. Maybe I tuned in at the wrong time and they'll have bombmaking for dummies on next hour.
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I think your comments are a pretty accurate assessment and do no more or less than offer a little perspective and proportion. 
A pox on the lot of 'em... 
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