Things you never hear in Thailand!

[kahuna]

I'll be happy to stop grating this wooden frog sir and making this annoying noise...

Of course it's safe to cross at all intersections...The cars, trucks and busses will all stop...

Yes, I did refer to you in Thai as an ugly stupid fucking fat farang...

[stogie bear]

"Eat that? You've got to be kidding me!"

"Rise and shine! What do you want for breakfast?"

"Come on, let's walk. It's not far!"

"You know - it's not nice to gossip. If you haven't got anything nice to say..."

"I'll set the alarm, then, OK?"

"I'm not that hungry, really. Just have a small plate of rice and a chicken curry thanks."

"That's good of you to offer, but to be honest I think I've got enough clothes and shoes at the moment."

"Last one in the sea is a rotten egg!"

[daveduke007]

Dont you ever sleep Stogie , its 04-00am there

[stogie bear]

I take short naps during the day and night... but I'm always online. If I get a 'support' email a little noise sounds on my computer and I can deal with it right away...

[katoeylover]

24 hr a day support, now thats something you dont usually hear in Thailand!!

[kahuna]

Here, you take the remote...

No, don't change the channel for me...I love to watch movies in English with Thai subtitles....

[Road Runner]

I find these soap operas boring....... would you mind if I change the channel?

I really love waking up early in the morning.

Don't buy me a lady drink...I just want to sit here and talk to you.

RR.

[Dieter]

"My wardrobe is full with new clothes...I don't need to go shopping"

"Don't barfine me. I am tired, 2 customers already"

"Save your money"

[kahuna]

I'm not really 22 years old...I'm really 32 years old and I've been taking hormones since I was twelve so I can't get hard and cum and I don't really even like sex...especially with you... but if you have a few more drinks...well, lots of drinks...and give me lots of baht I can be a really good actress...and if you aren't happy after, I'll give you your money back...

[allstar88]

ive got clap

[Guest]

Yes, I have many condoms! Don't worry about it! I wouldn't come here if I didn't have condoms, silly! I'm a prostitue you know, I have to be prepared all the time.

[stogie bear]

"Fancy a game of backgammon?"

"Does my bum look small in this?"

"My friends said I was crazy to think about having hip implants and they were right. I mean - who am I trying to kid, eh?"

"Bloody hell... that Coke tastes watery. I'm gonna have a word with the Mamasan about that!"

On the phone...

"In my room? Are you kidding? What the fuck would I be in my room for on a Saturday night?"

"Can you hold for a sec... I've got a German fella on the other line... actually, call me back in 20 minutes - I like this guy."

"No - I just topped up my credit... I'll call you!"

"To be honest I've been so busy recently I haven't given you much though..."

[69billy]

Sory..Its The Health and safety....

[katoeylover]

(69billy @ May 21 2007,20:55) Sory..Its The Health and safety....

And the food hygiene people!