Things you never hear in Thailand!

[jimslim]

What smoke yabba !!! no way its bad for your health and also against the law

[divertwo]

P4P in USA: so do you have a "gift" for me before we start?

Advice on innner city travel in the USA: walk in the crosswalk as the pedestrians always have the right-of-way

Pool: you scratch in USA, your opponent gets only one shot

Dining in the USA: Here's your check for the Pad Thai $6.95

[post-op lover]

"Jerry Falwell is my daddy."

[Snick]

But you might hear "Jerry Falwell is my sugar daddy"

[jimslim]

Yes both my parents are in good health , thank you for asking

[Guest]

Or "Jerry Falwell is my sugar"  

[Snick]

"A $2000 dollar handbag is just a stupid waste of money"

[Guest]

"I manage a forum online, and I love everyone that posts there, no matter how dumb the questions are"

[post-op lover]

"Hi, my name is post-op lover"

[Guest]

(Snick @ May 16 2007,17:46) But you might hear "Jerry Falwell is my sugar daddy"

[stogie bear]

(grunyen @ May 17 2007,10:13) "I manage a forum online, and I love everyone that posts there, no matter how dumb the questions are"

And in keeping with that theme... here are a few more things you never here on an online forum...

"I know where The Guess Bar is, but if get lost I can work it out for myself!"

"Dear Stogie... I have exausted the search engine options and have read and re-read several topics that I thought might help me but all to no avail. Is it possible that you could spend a moment of your time to let me know the current location of *****. I have enclosed a picture so you know exactly which lb I'm talking about. I enjoy the forum so keep up the good work, all the best, A Punter..."

"Ziggy - I've been following your posts for years and you are the only one here who seems to have a handle as to what's going on in the lb world. I especially liked the piece you did on Indian lbs who do sex change operations on themselves. Makes sense to me. Don't waste your time with these losers... write a book instead!"

"I'll be in The Guess Bar later and I'll be buying everyone a drink... See you there..." (Snick)

"I've had it up to here with you ignorant posters with your endlessly repeated questions and lazy mindless drivel..." (RXPharm/Road Runner/Katoey Lover)

"You've made a sound argument for your case but I respectfully disagree..." (Ozzie)

"I just loved her new tits since her operation..." (Mirimark)

"Moo deserves everything she got!" (rick)

"I'm a pretty decent looking guy and easily look younger than I really am. Yep - I'm on a roll, folks..." (Kahuna)

"Who is this Harisu chick people keep harping on about?" (Post Op Lover)

"It's quite possible that post ops can orgasm and that there are not as many girls on ice as most of us think." (Buttafly)

[post-op lover]

(stogie bear @ May 19 2007,10:39)

(grunyen @ May 17 2007,10:13) "I manage a forum online, and I love everyone that posts there, no matter how dumb the questions are"

And in keeping with that theme... here are a few more things you never here on an online forum...

"I know where The Guess Bar is, but if get lost I can work it out for myself!"

"Dear Stogie... I have exausted the search engine options and have read and re-read several topics that I thought might help me but all to no avail. Is it possible that you could spend a moment of your time to let me know the current location of *****. I have enclosed a picture so you know exactly which lb I'm talking about. I enjoy the forum so keep up the good work, all the best, A Punter..."

"Ziggy - I've been following your posts for years and you are the only one here who seems to have a handle as to what's going on in the lb world. I especially liked the piece you did on Indian lbs who do sex change operations on themselves. Makes sense to me. Don't waste your time with these losers... write a book instead!"

"I'll be in The Guess Bar later and I'll be buying everyone a drink... See you there..." (Snick)

"I've had it up to here with you ignorant posters with your endlessly repeated questions and lazy mindless drivel..." (RXPharm/Road Runner/Katoey Lover)

"You've made a sound argument for your case but I respectfully disagree..." (Ozzie)

"I just loved her new tits since her operation..." (Mirimark)

"Moo deserves everything she got!" (rick)

"I'm a pretty decent looking guy and easily look younger than I really am. Yep - I'm on a roll, folks..." (Kahuna)

"Who is this Harisu chick people keep harping on about?" (Post Op Lover)

"It's quite possible that post ops can orgasm and that there are not as many girls on ice as most of us think." (Buttafly)

Probably the last word on it, eh?

[rxpharm]

Newsflash - corruption has been completed eliminated, money saved will be used to create initiatives to help poor people become self-sufficent.

The practice of charging Farangs differential prices has been outlawed, any shop, business or person who does not comply will be punished.

[allstar88]

please keep your receipt sir,and if theres any problems bring it back for a full refund or exchange  

[Guest]

My family doesn't really have an ox. I just give it all to my Thai boyfriend, and he has expensive tastes, so cough it up whitey.