Anal Cleansing

[Guest]

Quite apart from Ladyboys using the toilet hose pipe to clean themselves prior to intercourse, in recent years as I have been spending more and more time in Thailand the benefit of this piece of apparatus has become more and more apparent to me.
So much so, that in February I purchased a couple from a hardware store in Pattaya (150 Baht each) and have plumbed in one to use at home in England.

The other shall be installed at the Dynasty Grande on my next stay in Bangkok,  Because that is the only hotel in Thailand I use which does not have douche

[Guest]

Bryanboy's Guide to Cleaning Your Ass Before Engaging in Anal Sex

1) Get a bottle or two of mineral water. Still and most definitely NOT sparkling. Room temperature only please. Personally I prefer Evian but any mineral water would do.

2) Strip yourself naked. While standing up, use one hand to 'position' the bottle cap area to your ass. If you can put the opening up your hole, the better. You don't want water to spill all over the place.

3) Squirt as MUCH water inside your ass as possible -- squirt long and hard -- you don't want to do tiny squirts because you want the water to reach wayyy deep where the sun doesn't shine. Be careful ***NOT*** to squirt dirty water back into the bottle.

4) Keep the water inside your ass. Count 1 to 20. Hold it. Hold it in. Hold it all in like a mother protecting her child.

5) Jump a few times. Yes. Jump... then purge everything in the toilet bowl as if you're taking a shit.

6) Repeat steps 3 to 5 until the water that comes out of your ass is ***crystal clear***. Be sure to PURGE everything. You sooo don't want to fart nasty crap when someone is giving you a rim job. Eeew! Que horror!

7) Wait a few minutes, relax, smoke a cigarette, etc.

8) Wash your ass with soap and water.

And there you have it. Your ass is good to go and you can now star in your own gangbang creampie video. You can even let guys felch you. It's fun!

[Guest]

hhmmm- might have to try that one- bit more subtle than using a douche/rectal syringe, and cleaner water too.
and if it promotes feltching all the better

[tigerxxx]

(smuttleydfs @ Sep. 21 2006,08:31)

(stogie bear @ Sep. 20 2006,09:03) [
Vaginal douches are not just for the monster GGs you see on the streets of those awful Western countries, you know? Hell no, you can use this product to make your ass immaculate, like taking a stroll down the beach. Just follow the directions on the box, substituting anus for vagina. It's a relatively easy procedure.

Summer's Eve and a good dump takes care of things right nice

Why not go so far as to recommend Phospho Soda. That stuff will clean you out from the top down. Have to take that stuff every time I go in to the gastro for a lower g.i..

You just have to be sure you're close to the thrown when it takes affect or there'll be a lot of cleaning up to do, lol!