Anal Cleansing

[Barry Boy]

Barry Boy's Guide to Cleaning Your Ass Before Engaging in Anal Sex

1) Get a bottle or two of mineral water. Still and most definitely NOT sparkling. Room temperature only please. Personally I prefer Evian but any mineral water would do.

2) Strip yourself naked. While standing up, use one hand to 'position' the bottle cap area to your ass. If you can put the opening up your hole, the better. You don't want water to spill all over the place.

3) Squirt as MUCH water inside your ass as possible -- squirt long and hard -- you don't want to do tiny squirts because you want the water to reach wayyy deep where the sun doesn't shine. Be careful ***NOT*** to squirt dirty water back into the bottle.

4) Keep the water inside your ass. Count 1 to 20. Hold it. Hold it in. Hold it all in like a mother protecting her child.

5) Jump a few times. Yes. Jump... then purge everything in the toilet bowl as if you're taking a shit.

6) Repeat steps 3 to 5 until the water that comes out of your ass is ***crystal clear***. Be sure to PURGE everything. You sooo don't want to fart nasty crap when someone is giving you a rim job. Eeew! Que horror!

7) Wait a few minutes, relax, smoke a cigarette, etc.

8) Wash your ass with soap and water.

And there you have it. Your ass is good to go and you can now star in your own gangbang creampie video. You can even let guys felch you. It's fun!

[Ladyboy Striker]

hhmmm- might have to try that one- bit more subtle than using a douche/rectal syringe, and cleaner water too.
and if it promotes feltching all the better

[tigerxxx]

(smuttleydfs @ Sep. 21 2006,08:31)

(stogie bear @ Sep. 20 2006,09:03) [
Vaginal douches are not just for the monster GGs you see on the streets of those awful Western countries, you know? Hell no, you can use this product to make your ass immaculate, like taking a stroll down the beach. Just follow the directions on the box, substituting anus for vagina. It's a relatively easy procedure.

Summer's Eve and a good dump takes care of things right nice

Why not go so far as to recommend Phospho Soda. That stuff will clean you out from the top down. Have to take that stuff every time I go in to the gastro for a lower g.i..

You just have to be sure you're close to the thrown when it takes affect or there'll be a lot of cleaning up to do, lol!

[Bad Man]

Barry Boy's Guide to Cleaning Your Ass Before Engaging in Anal Sex

1) Get a bottle or two of mineral water. Still and most definitely NOT sparkling. Room temperature only please. Personally I prefer Evian but any mineral water would do.

2) Strip yourself naked. While standing up, use one hand to 'position' the bottle cap area to your ass. If you can put the opening up your hole, the better. You don't want water to spill all over the place.
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From my experience, this is what most ladyboys are doing in the toilet. Although the toilet hose is quite helpful but a shower will always work better.
Many ladyboys also take a shower when they get to your place or even in short time which is better for cleaning your ass.
Often in Thailand the shower head has a hose that could be used i the shower once dismantled.

Many asked me for an empty plastic bottle such as a water bottle but preferably a bigger Pepsi bottle or similar.
Then they fill it wth water, stick the opening in their ass and use it as a free douche.
The tap water in Thailand will not hurt your ass, no need for bottled or sterilized water.
All the bad water poisoning microbes are in your stool already.

I have tried this since and it works pretty good. You don't really need these fancy devices. Regular water is probably better than using vinegar or disinfectants in your ass. Your colon has a balance and if you kill all the organisms studies show you may be more susceptible to disease.
Kind of like your stomach, it is better not to disturb the natural gut flora or colon flora.
You just want to make sure no pieces of brown stuff are present. You don't need to kill everything in there.

A plus sized Pepsi bottle with tap water works great in a pinch. Likely Coke or other brands work well also.
Thai water bottles come in assorted sizes as seen below.

[Virgin Intent]

I agree with the post above, using regular tap water is probably better than putting chemicals in your butt.
Usually the STDs are passed by microscopic tears that release blood, not bacteria living in there.

This is a pretty good thread I'm surprised one thing has not been mentioned.
If are preparing to be topped by a ladyboy then try getting a 7-8" ribbed or swirled dildo. The ribs will help clean the bad bits out of your ass.
It will also train and open your ass for your upcoming penetration. This way you are clean and ready all in one act.
This is my preferred method.
This size of dildo should also prepared you for the majority of Thailand ladyboys.