Totally pointless thread...

[guydesavoy]

OK I'm closing the curtains now...

[JaiDee]

Spent a few hours at a high school graduation tonight...saw a lot of hottie young teenage girls there.

Wonder if they realize that this will be the hottest they will ever look, and that the road is all uphill from now on??

[JaiDee]

Hey, ummmmm... Kahuna and Jake and all the other people who read here from the


Why is everyone getting all worked up about some kind of cup right now, something I haven't used since my college baseball days??

[BlueBallz]

I had the misfortune to experience a wet fart last week. Not only did I save my shorts, my underwears were salvageable as well. Times are tough you must save what you can.....

[JaiDee]

Thanks for sharing that, BB

how's your freaking football working out for ya'??

[f0xxee]

(JaiDee @ Jun. 12 2010,08:21) Hey,  ummmmm... Kahuna and Jake and all the other people who read here from the  


 Why is everyone getting all worked up about some kind of cup right now, something I haven't used since my college baseball days??

I tried wearing one but found my cup runneth over.....

[JaiDee]

I don't get it, world cup this and world cup that;  as if a bunch of guys running around for 2.5 hours with the game ending in a tie is important or something?

Mike Ditka;  "If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms''.

[whore]

Then what would we wank with?

[JaiDee]

haven't you heard that is bad for you??

Just ask your local priest

[f0xxee]

(JaiDee @ Jun. 12 2010,08:48) I don't get it, world cup this and world cup that;  as if a bunch of guys running around for 2.5 hours with the game ending in a tie is important or something?

Mike Ditka;  "If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms''.

Mike Ditka sounds like a moron then...

[whore]

When I was at school my local priest was telling me about the evils of masturbating and that it can make you go blind, and I said to him "am over here father".

[JaiDee]

(f0xxee @ Jun. 12 2010,09:14) Mike Ditka;  "If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms''.

Mike Ditka sounds like a moron then...[/quote]
well, surely not the smartest guy around, he played football for many years and probably got his bell rung more than a few times.

Great football coach though, and surely said this quote tongue-in-cheek; remember, Yanks don't ''get'' soccer for the most part.

[Lefty]

(whore @ Jun. 12 2010,09:04)  Then what would we wank with?

If we were all hung like you I guess we could use our feet.

[whore]

I pulled this quote off another forum, thought it was pretty funny.

if anything ever happens Obama, I hope the CIA have the good sense to immediately shoot Hilary Clinton. (albiet in secret)

The world would be a safer place without that menopausal wizened up old sow's finger on the button
She makes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad look and sound like a gay hairdresser.

[guydesavoy]

I thought he was gay hairdresser..