Totally pointless thread...

[pacman]

Thanks. There has to be a joke there about all Willie business being interesting...      

Actually, after listening to James Shapiro being interviewed yesterday, I have to rethink my thoughts on Marlowe.

James has written the definitive argument against all the experts who would have us believe that someone else was the true author.

Not that it bothers me but I would like to know how he explains the sudden interest in Italy by Shakespeare. Only for curiousity's sake of course...

[Lefty]

(farangbah @ Jun. 08 2010,09:41)

(Lefty @ Jun. 08 2010,02:55) Farangbah's ideal movie would be about a heavy metal band made up of anorexic ladyboys. He would be in the movie as a groupie, until the band kidnapped him and made him their sex slave  

Hey, how did you know that?

Where are those celebrity lurkers when we need 'em, eh?  I need backing!  (so to speak)


[there's no cowbell in metal]

Which is one reason I can't stand it.

[guydesavoy]

Maybe they'll post Shapiro's book soon..

[f0xxee]

"Up the clacker!" as far as I know is a derivation of "cloaca" which is what monotremes have: One fundament to lay eggs and shit and piss out of... Monotreme (greek.... who else?)  meaning literally "single-hole".

Not surprisingly this expression in my opinion only, comes from OZ where the Platypus and Echidna romp free (until they are extinct.)

[pacman]

The Platypus will never be extinct.

They taste delicious by the way...      

[f0xxee]

As long as you convincingly clean their cloaca.

[guydesavoy]

Whereas 'date' is self-explanatory

[kahuna]

Car Park at night...

Car Park at day...

The Very Sexy Transaxle...

[Bumpa STIKKA]

Steve Jobs has AIDS I reckon.

[Road Runner]

I can't find transaxle in my dictionary......  so I looked through some of the similar words.

I guess it's an axle that has...  'an abnormally strong desire to change gear'    

RR.

[guydesavoy]

I see a UFO, and one car is covered. What are they hiding and what's going on behind those transaxle blinds

So many questions...I can see the attraction. If I were blessed with a car park like that I'd never leave my room

[Tomcat]

The Pointless Thread Celebrations 2010- "the one thousanth post "
THE AWARDS DINNER

The red carpet is about to roll folks

Actually the early crowds have started gathering for the 1000th post celebrations outside the TLF building. There will be a grand firework display and a special guest from LB69 will be hosting the black tie awards dinner at the Dhusit Thani.





Good luck to the winner

[guydesavoy]

I met with the LB69 envoy earlier today...I believe the term is 'full and frank discussions'..

[Tomcat]

Yes indeed ..I heard that there could be a blockade by the LB69 Red Army faction

[guydesavoy]

The situation was tense. As red carpet protocols were being discussed with the 'cultural attache' we noticed a group of Greenshirts. What could this mean...perhaps a red herring