Explain your username!

[Master Bator]

(deepthroat @ Dec. 12 2009,03:47) Well, mine's obvious too, but just to clarify: my "fetish" as it were is deepthroat. The first pornography I remember seeing was Little Oral Annie at age 17 or so, and it instantly grabbed my attention and has been a lifelong obsession ever since.

Hey I remember that and it lead to my user name (s).

Add to that my previous nickname "Master of Asia"and my Sci Fi addiction as well and it becomes the Master of shemale planet Bator who visits not LOS but LOL (land of ladyboys).

Many think I am an arrogant wanker but it a bit of self mockery does miracles at time. It helps as a defence mechanism when I start to take my self too serious or if my mind is once again in overdrive...

And still love blowjobs -but with a difference

And I'm still a lazy fuck and nobody fucks with me.

So who are the one's who are most (or very) consistent and creative here?

Looking at some usernames I really think they could have done better if they would have given it some thought.

I like all the names Boarhog has come with (complete with Avatars) and actually also the names I came back with (and got banned...)on some other forum:

Guardian Angel -Krishna -(could have continued with Isis , Ishtar, Aphrodite etc. but gave it a Rotary twist -Felix Wankel) and finally JR Ewing (as my fake IP was through Dallas Texas)....

Believe it or not I even repspect Nemesis and Batman Forever for thier choices.

But some

[Master Bator]

(strocube @ Dec. 12 2009,06:11) I know how much you guys like "hippies" here, but fuck it, I'll tell you anyway.

Some of the absolutely most mind blowing and amazing experiences I've ever had were on shrooms.
Stroferia Cubensis= psylocibin mushrooms.

I only have one tattoo, on my left shoulder, and it is an ancient petroglyph from Anatolia of an anthropomorphic mushroom. Of course, mine is a simple black ink rendering of the image bellow.

Believe me you are a trendsetter.

In times of crisis nostalgia prevails.

But it will be new age hippies...

I'm digging up all my hippie days stuff and get my daughters  to learn to play those songs. I never learned to play an instrument apart from my own

But was a Master at spotting trends and then marketing them.

Right now they are working on Mr. Tambourine Man (Dylan/
Byrds -"Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship" and The Guitar Man (Bread) and San Fransisco (Scott Mackenzie).
I hate that disco remix they made of it!

Have to add some  more Neil Young ( Crosby Sticks and Hash ), Mamma's and Pappa's etc. etc. to their repertoire.

And they love it...

As for drugs I would rather have them smoke pot than taking ya ba.

Mushrooms? A bit heavy... lt makes me out of it too long (same goes for opium or lsd) Never could  afford to waste time (or actually I could  but never when on a mission   )

[cancer12]

kahuna was once said... he does not like my username...

it is my zodiac sign... and my birthdate.

[Rocket J. Squirrel]

My favorite cartoon as a kid

[kahuna]

(cancer12 @ Dec. 12 2009,10:12) kahuna was once said... he does not like my username...

You're just like a damn Thai LB...Memory too good...

I apologized I think...If not, I do apologize...But I still don't like it...

[Master Bator]

(kahuna @ Dec. 12 2009,11:28)

(cancer12 @ Dec. 12 2009,10:12) kahuna was once said... he does not like my username...

You're just like a damn Thai LB...Memory too good...

Thais have a very selective memory....

and they are also what we call "Oost Indisch doof" which means East Indian deaf -they only hear what they want to hear...

[Torurot]

>I'd love to hear about:
Torurot (was that chosen just because it is a palindrome?)

Well spotted, but that was just a happy coincidence. The rest has a meaning to me. Bugger of a name to actually say.

[Jerome]

When I was about 18 I wanted to be black. I even considered changing my name by deed poll, wahaha.

Jerome Benton was the name of a singer in one of Prince's protege bands and I thought that was a pretty black name.
I told this story one night to some friends a few years ago when we were drinking and everybody roundly mocked me and the name comes up every now and then.

I suppose it's better than the poor guy whose name was Mark Brown, who was forced by Prince to change his name to Brown Mark.....javascript:emoticon('')

[whore]

To me "when I was 18 I wanted to be black" just translates to, when I was 18 I wanted a bigger penis

[Jerome]

(whore @ Dec. 12 2009,16:38) To me "when I was 18 I wanted to be black" just translates to, when I was 18 I wanted a bigger penis  

Still do....

[Master Bator]

(Jerome @ Dec. 12 2009,14:07) Jerome Benton was the name of a singer in one of Prince's protege bands and I thought  that was a pretty black name.

Oh you mean the Time together with Morris Day,
Yes worked with all of them including the Master himself and all his lovely female proteges Vanity 6, Apollonia 6 and Sheila E.

One day if I have the Time in my milestones thread.
Can tell some funny stories about mr. Prince himself but have to restrain myself as I signed a non disclosure contract with Warner Brothers so that goes for early days Madonna as well.

Brilliant artist by the way, more so than Michael Jackson who was never more than a good entertainer...

[manarak]

Thank you! Let's keep the personal stories coming :-)

List of members who posted here, but didn't explain anything:

- Kahuna
- Torurot
- ciobha (although that could be an alternative spelling of the irish name Siobhan?)

excused for obviousness:
- whore
- pacman


P.S.
thanks to the mod who edited the title.

[abba]

abba is the name of the famous group from Hungary  or Albania :

"I was in a TRANCE, when I kissed the teacher.
Suddenly I took the chance when I kissed the teacher.
Leaning over me, she was trying to explain the laws of geometry
And I couldn't help it, I just had to kiss the teacher

One of these days ..."




To  OP (manarak):
thank you for this thread.

[Jerome]

Great to see another fan of The Time and Prince!!! Hardly anybody I know knows The Time.

Jerk Out!!! (somebody bring me a mint)

Would love to hear the stories about Prince, maybe if I drop by Nang Fah retreat one day. Can one bring their own LB there?

[manarak]

abba is the name of the famous group from Hungary or Albania :

haha

To OP (manarak):
thank you for this thread.

you're welcome!