Pet Peeves... Got any? (The Jade Goody thread!)

[jimslim]

Well said Rossco , the hypocrisy of the whole thing is just unbelievable .

My pet peeve for today - people who go outdoors in tracksuits , and go to the shops or bars etc .

The police should have the powers to send them home overnight unless they can prove they intend to take part in some sort of sporting activity .

[anthony70]

the thing with this jade bollox, is she is a hero to every single benefit scrounging council flat tenant, who try to scratch card there way out of their shit empty lives.
she is a hero to them, because she made a lot of dough by not actually doing fuck all.
gives them hope that maybe they can too.
have a look at the mother of shannan mathews and her beautiful hard working neighbours.
how many kids by how many blokes.?
thats the reality of britain today.
tracky bottoms and 20 b&h.
constantly on the fiddle.
trailer trash bastards.

[daveduke007]

Love your wig Ant

[Guest]

An ever increasing pet peeve of mine is the when forum members post or PM you for phone numbers of lbs. Most recently I had this exact thing happen to me 3times in a 20 minute span while I was posting photos of the lovely.

I don't have a problem giving out a number to someone I know, or have chatted to in CR, but when some guy who seems to use this forum to add numbers to their book for an upcoming trip irks me.

I'm not knocking the guys who give out numbers, to each their own.

I have never asked for a number, and don't plan on it. One member actually volunteered a number after reading my raves about a lb in Phuket. He saw I had her on my must do list so he offered it if I PM'ed him. I did give her a ring after I didn't see her working my 1st 5 nights. The 1st thing she asked me is where did you get my number. I told her a friend recommended her.

I'm sure they think its a little strange when some one they never met calls them. I don't think they gave out their number in the 1st place to be passed around to drum up buisness.

For me the hunt is part of the fun. Often times when I hunt for these must do lbs, I end up finding a gem of a lb and ditch the list altogether.

[anthony70]

ask where a certain lb is? and get a blank reply or a dont know.
why cant they just say she barfy already.
we can take it.

they take a week off to be with boyfriend,
but friends say she go back to village.
etc etc etc......

[katoeylover]

People who go in the chat room to lurk....

[gizmo]

(katoeylover @ Mar. 01 2009,23:48) People who go in the chat room to lurk....  

if your not gonna chat, fuck off!!

[Guest]

How much did you pay her? This question is another one that irks me. First of all it my business and hers. Second of all, each person is going to vary at times. I like to think I'm a better negotiator than the next guy, so don't want that buzz killed of someone saying she went for less with someone else or them. I also like to think they give me a better deal because I'm nice or handsome. Might not be true, but I like to think that.

One that irks me even more is when I'm out with lb and some fuckwit asks her how much I'm paying. This happened to me recently in Patong. Some rich Euro asked a lb I was with for days how much I was paying her. She didn't tell him which earned more respect for her. Then the same guy approached her again and said he would give her 10,000 baht to go with him. I guess he gets some kind of thrill of luring a lb away from their date.

Fortunately I was the one who felt special as she knocked back his indecent proposal. WTF this was right in the middle of Soi Croc, with plenty of hot lbs to go around. Why does he really want mine, who is a relative unknown? His own ego I reckon.

I had a similar thing happen to me with a girl at a soi Sea Dragon bar. I paid her bar fine right around closing time, and she is sitting on my lap, when the mamason slides my barfine back. As soon as I can say whats this for she tells me those guys paid double my barfine. I look over and see these wealthy Koreans engaging with my selection for the evening. Muscled out by some Asians. Ouch! Well I got over that one quick and wondered down the road and found a lb to take out my pent up frustration.

[Stogie]

A couple more...

STILL not knowing what 'serendipity' means even though I've probably looked it up about 50 times in my life...

Thoroughly toweling off after a shower and there's still a splotch that I seemto miss each time... just when the towel is out of reach, too.

Kids who wear squeaky shoes...

Thai people who stop moving at the top or bottom of mall escalators...

Dirty cars... dunno why, but it does...

Not having 2 baht for loo paper when I suddenly get the urge to crap in the mall...

Getting the sudden urge to crap in the mall...

Hoping it's gonna be a fart and finding out only after it cools down to room temperature and starts to stink...

Small tables in restaurants... I like lots of space!

Thongs on old German men! Come on fellas...

The Caps Lock function on a keyboard... I disable this monster with a 'regedit' on every new computer I buy...

Thais who call a computer a com... or a motorcycle a motorcy... Grrr!

Using someone elses computer!

Using someone elses computer when they haven't figured out how to stretch their desk top to the whole width and height of the monitor they are using!

The letter P on a keyboard. For some reason it always gets in the way.

People in my gated community who honk in front of a house instead of getting out of the car and ringing the doorbell. I shout at them from my window!

[seanbeag7]

(Stogie @ Mar. 05 2009,23:51) Not having 2 baht for loo paper when I suddenly get the urge to crap in the mall...

Getting the sudden urge to crap in the mall...

Hoping it's gonna be a fart and finding out only after it cools down to room temperature and starts to stink...  

Thongs on old German men! Come on fellas...

[anthony70]

people who dont put a number on the front of the house.
when you finally find the house, there is no door bell.!

learner drivers having a lesson in rushour.

japanese porn thats been sensored.

queueing at the bar in england for 20 minutes.
then told to hurry up
"lets have your glasses please"

escorts charging 100 quid an hour. for what.!

people who describe themselves as "bi-curious".
so have a go then you wankers.!

[seanbeag7]

Nosey people looking over your shoulder in a public internet place while you are trying to look up your favourite forum.

people who don't have the patience to stand with everyone else in a queue.

women with babies in buggies who keep pushing their buggy into your legs and ankles trying to get past you in a fucking queue.

Fuck off and die, ye BITCH

[stonefre]

A couple of automobile ones:

A driver in front of you who stops at a yeild sign when there is no traffic coming.

Drivers who don't understand what merge means.

Passing a very slow driver only to look over and see they are yapping on a cell phone.

[pacman]

(Stogie @ Mar. 05 2009,23:51) STILL not knowing what 'serendipity' means even though I've probably looked it up about 50 times in my life...

I'm glad someone is reading my posts...    

A word coined in the 18th century by Horace Walpole, from the ancient name for Sri Lanka, Serendip, it is the most fortunate outcome from unlikely circumstances or when an endeavour ends in a far better result then was initially intended.

Or like the old travel yarn where a guy spends the best part of a 12 hour bus ride fantasisng about the beautiful blonde who he can see but can't speak to. Upon arrival they are both told there is only one hotel room left in town, but...

"if you don't mind sharing..."      

Pure serendipity      

[Naang Faa]

Asking my mom to pick me up a caramel from the shop and she comes back with a caramac
(must be the lowest point in my life )

Wearing my boyfriends shirt in the morning trying to look sexy,only to be told i look like a darts
player!!! Tw*t or what!!

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