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We've moved from 'pet peeves' to major annoyances!
So, back on track...
Made up company names that aren't even real words...
The smell and noise of people eating on a train or bus or just near to me.
Students in my English class who want attention so ask pointless questions to get it.
Incorrectly folded maps or pamphlets.
Dog lovers.
Internet chat programs like MSN, etc.
Film stars who turn to politics or tree hugging.
Incredibly awkward and dangerous steps used for motorway crossovers in Thailand.
One car - two parking spaces? Enough said!
Black woman's names... Shanastra, La Vanyastera, Janniqua, Uhlleejsha and Tawandera... fucking stupid.
Thai people who use 50 words to tell a taxi driver directions when "Turn left" will do!
'SMS speak' on this forum bcs ppl R 2 fkng lazy 2 rite...
Having FOUR remotes for my so called 'home theatre system.' and another one for the A/C!
That foul Australian habit of lilting up every sentence like it's a question.
Stogie doesn't like people who refer to themselves in the third person...
The misspelling of the word 'lose.'
People who chew gum... especially open mouthed.
Crumbs in bed!
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people who walk out of a shop, hit the door way.......and then stand in it.!
getting sales calls from people with a northern england accent.
kids playing with toys in the doctors waiting room.
kids fullstop.!
fat ladies with personalised number plates .
people who call out a tradesman and say "id do it myself..............but".
people who dump their old furniture in the front garden, but refuse to call the council who will take it away for free.
fat people who wait until they have a 48 wiast before joining the gym.
pricks who join a gym in january.
people who have kids telling you how good it is, and that we are missing out.........yeah right.
men who head down my local park for a bit of fun in the woods, and havent even washed their cocks.!
outragious.!you cant polish a turd.
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Healthy people who park in handicap spots.
Mothers who pick their children up at the bus stop rather than letting them walk 3 minutes to get home.
White middle income kids trying to act like black gangstas
Black gangstas
Hip Hop
People trying to act richer than they are.
People trying to act poorer than they are.
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(Stogie @ Feb. 22 2009,04:37) That foul Australian habit of lilting up every sentence like it's a question.
Almost the defining characteristic of "ockerness", this habit requires the emphasis of every sentence to be placed on the final word. This word is spoken in a high pitch turning it into a question, except it isn't.
It is also widely used amongst Kiwis but I don't accuse them of being any worse then we are, we have quite enough abusers of the language of our own.Despite the high cost of living, it continues to be popular.
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OK... a couple more...
Internet jokes or email jokes... Please keep your lame fucking jokes to yourself. I have heard every joke there is and I haven't yet read one that made me laugh.
Shopping trolleys with a bad wheel... actually, I think they are all made that way.
The whole second it takes to change from one channel to another on TV. In the old days it was instantaneous...
and on the subject of telly, why are TV adverts LOUDER than TV programs? Very annoying!
Men who don't talk down to women. Fags!
Children with those squeaky sneakers... NOT FUCKING CUTE!
Thai people who carry dogs around like they are clothing accessories, although this happens less nowadays.
tWaTs WhO tYpE LiKe ThIs.
The David Letterman top ten lists... because the last one is always the lamest.
Being handed a mobile phone and told to 'Say hello to my friend!'
People who crack their fingers and then think it'll help my arthritis if they try to crack mine. It fucking hurts!
Losing the cord of my swimming trunks!
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(anthony70 @ Feb. 22 2009,05:43) men who head down my local park for a bit of fun in the woods, and havent even washed their cocks.!
outragious.!
people on benefits who can afford to smoke.
Smokers that form packs outside of buildings so that you have to walk through a pall of smoke to get in or out.Alan: Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael. Come on, tell me about the ladyboys.
Michael: Oh, you mean those transsexuals? Aye, I seen them, but, you know, they're disgusting I kept away from them.
Alan: Oh God, yeah, yeah. Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it's a man. I don't find them attractive, it's just confusing. I don't suppose you've got any army stories about them?
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