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Pet Peeves... Got any? (The Jade Goody thread!)

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  • sev7en
    Veteran Member
    • Feb 2008
    • 2811

    #76
    Germans.
    "I can see it in the eyes.....they get hollow and soulless a year or 2 after the Op .... I coined the term ''shark eyes'' to describe that look"

    Jaidee 2009


    The other white meat

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    • Stogie
      Veteran Member
      • Sep 2008
      • 3677

      #77
      We've moved from 'pet peeves' to major annoyances!

      So, back on track...

      Made up company names that aren't even real words...

      The smell and noise of people eating on a train or bus or just near to me.

      Students in my English class who want attention so ask pointless questions to get it.

      Incorrectly folded maps or pamphlets.

      Dog lovers.

      Internet chat programs like MSN, etc.

      Film stars who turn to politics or tree hugging.

      Incredibly awkward and dangerous steps used for motorway crossovers in Thailand.

      One car - two parking spaces? Enough said!

      Black woman's names... Shanastra, La Vanyastera, Janniqua, Uhlleejsha and Tawandera... fucking stupid.

      Thai people who use 50 words to tell a taxi driver directions when "Turn left" will do!

      'SMS speak' on this forum bcs ppl R 2 fkng lazy 2 rite...

      Having FOUR remotes for my so called 'home theatre system.' and another one for the A/C!

      That foul Australian habit of lilting up every sentence like it's a question.

      Stogie doesn't like people who refer to themselves in the third person...

      The misspelling of the word 'lose.'

      People who chew gum... especially open mouthed.

      Crumbs in bed!

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      • Dieter
        VIP Member
        • Oct 2005
        • 2092

        #78


        You be right Stogie.....

        Good me not German......

        and Andrew await since friday for this xxxx guy

        Dieter

        hehe Elk season are opend...
        Ladyboy Pro....A Bigger Bang

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        • stonefre
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2008
          • 231

          #79
          The Indian tailors on beach road.

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          • Dieter
            VIP Member
            • Oct 2005
            • 2092

            #80
            all...not only on the Beach Road....

            ups... IPhone...

            Dieter
            Ladyboy Pro....A Bigger Bang

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            • gizmo
              VIP Member
              • Oct 2006
              • 1783

              #81
              Stogie's rambling's!

              You know you all wanna say it!
              If she aint got a dick, she's just a chick!  

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              • anthony70
                Senior Member
                • Aug 2008
                • 387

                #82
                people who walk out of a shop, hit the door way.......and then stand in it.!
                getting sales calls from people with a northern england accent.
                kids playing with toys in the doctors waiting room.
                kids fullstop.!
                fat ladies with personalised number plates .
                people who call out a tradesman and say "id do it myself..............but".
                people who dump their old furniture in the front garden, but refuse to call the council who will take it away for free.
                fat people who wait until they have a 48 wiast before joining the gym.
                pricks who join a gym in january.
                people who have kids telling you how good it is, and that we are missing out.........yeah right.
                men who head down my local park for a bit of fun in the woods, and havent even washed their cocks.!
                outragious.!
                you cant polish a turd.

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                • Rocket J. Squirrel
                  Executive Member
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 757

                  #83
                  Healthy people who park in handicap spots.

                  Mothers who pick their children up at the bus stop rather than letting them walk 3 minutes to get home.

                  White middle income kids trying to act like black gangstas

                  Black gangstas

                  Hip Hop

                  People trying to act richer than they are.

                  People trying to act poorer than they are.

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                  • pacman
                    Veteran Member
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 4446

                    #84
                    (Stogie @ Feb. 22 2009,04:37) That foul Australian habit of lilting up every sentence like it's a question.
                    A speech inflection peculiar to the east coast of Australia, widely practised by a certain segment of the population & is abhorred & pillioried by the rest of us.

                    Almost the defining characteristic of "ockerness", this habit requires the emphasis of every sentence to be placed on the final word. This word is spoken in a high pitch turning it into a question, except it isn't.

                    It is also widely used amongst Kiwis but I don't accuse them of being any worse then we are, we have quite enough abusers of the language of our own.
                    Despite the high cost of living, it continues to be popular.

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                    • Stogie
                      Veteran Member
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 3677

                      #85
                      People who use big words...

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                      • pacman
                        Veteran Member
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 4446

                        #86
                          or use them incorrectly...    

                        I at least try for verisimilitude....    

                        plus deliver them with alacrity & sagacity, all noble traits IMO...
                        Despite the high cost of living, it continues to be popular.

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                        • Stogie
                          Veteran Member
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 3677

                          #87
                          OK... a couple more...

                          Internet jokes or email jokes... Please keep your lame fucking jokes to yourself. I have heard every joke there is and I haven't yet read one that made me laugh.

                          Shopping trolleys with a bad wheel... actually, I think they are all made that way.

                          The whole second it takes to change from one channel to another on TV. In the old days it was instantaneous...

                          and on the subject of telly, why are TV adverts LOUDER than TV programs? Very annoying!

                          Men who don't talk down to women. Fags!

                          Children with those squeaky sneakers... NOT FUCKING CUTE!

                          Thai people who carry dogs around like they are clothing accessories, although this happens less nowadays.

                          tWaTs WhO tYpE LiKe ThIs.

                          The David Letterman top ten lists... because the last one is always the lamest.

                          Being handed a mobile phone and told to 'Say hello to my friend!'

                          People who crack their fingers and then think it'll help my arthritis if they try to crack mine. It fucking hurts!

                          Losing the cord of my swimming trunks!

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                          • Rimmer
                            Junior Member
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 52

                            #88
                            (anthony70 @ Feb. 22 2009,05:43) men who head down my local park for a bit of fun in the woods, and havent even washed their cocks.!
                            outragious.!
                            Did you slip this one in so see if anyone was paying attention?

                            people on benefits who can afford to smoke.
                            People on benefits who can afford to gamble.
                            Smokers that form packs outside of buildings so that you have to walk through a pall of smoke to get in or out.
                            Alan: Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael. Come on, tell me about the ladyboys.
                            Michael: Oh, you mean those transsexuals? Aye, I seen them, but, you know, they're disgusting I kept away from them.
                            Alan: Oh God, yeah, yeah. Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady, but really it's a man. I don't find them attractive, it's just confusing. I don't suppose you've got any army stories about them?

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                            • checkout
                              Junior Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 18

                              #89
                              right wing neo-cons and left wing zealots.....i hate them both equally....

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                              • checkout
                                Junior Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 18

                                #90
                                oh yeah,you 2 posts above me,wanna hear a joke

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