Pet Peeves... Got any? (The Jade Goody thread!)

[Guest]

1. people who dont clean up after cooking..
( food particles left in the sink, especially tuna in murky water ..swimming around on dishes )

[mirimark]

I hate it when my wife (three feet tall) Laying on her stomach asks me to Shave her back every Sunday night.

[rossco]

Peope at Airline check in desks, Immigration at Airport, Immigration in Pattaya, in Supermarkets - whatever - who commence looking for the paperwork, money, passport when their turn.

They have just spent 30 mins waiting their turn and, only upon their turn, remember why they are there!

Thai motorbikes - why do they all weave and thrust their way to the front when all the cars only pas them 20 meters further? I calm myself by reminding myself how many more cars there would be if the 4 Thais on the bike had a car.

Reserved parking in Pattaya Soi's - either a garbage can or old motorbike 'reserving' the space that could take umpteen motorbikes or a car. Worse still the asshole illegal Taxi companies along 2nd Road (Pattaya) who commandeer a whole stretch of parking for 'business'. In December I saw the local BIB clear one Soi of such temporary barriers.

Traffic going the wrong way up a 1 way Soi.

Farangs who walk in the middle of the Road and get annoyed if a motorbike/car toots them to move aside - maybe that is why the bikes ride the pavements!


LB's in bars who demand a drink before I have even sat down.

Banks who demand my deceased Grandmother's inside leg measurement before allowing me access to my own money.

Streotyped letters. I had one last year from an institution in my home country, in reply to a letter from me in Thailand, asking me to 'drop in' to their local branch to resolve the problem. I wrote back asking for the nearest branch in Thailand!

News presenters who seem to attend a special elocution school that enables them to deliver bad news in a jocular fashion.

Lobbyists.

I am applying for a spot on "Grumpy Old Men"!!!!

[anthony70]

anyone who just does not do their job.

ask for a pair of size 8,s.
they come back with a pair of 9.s

anyime you cancel a contract and they continue to take the money out your account.
phone, broadband, gym etc.........
always requiring 4 phone calls to sort it out.

helplines based in india.

shop or bars, petrol stations etc.........that "run out".
did you not think of ordering more when the stocks were low?

[robbo]

(electric ladyboyland @ Feb. 18 2009,02:09)

(robbo @ Feb. 17 2009,01:02)

(electric ladyboyland @ Feb. 16 2009,17:27)
I just use the detachable shower-head hose available at my current Dynasty Group abode... But maybe my arse is bigger than yours  

all is clear now,as last time id stayed at a dynasty for the life of me i couldnt understand where the odd smell was coming from everytime i took a shower

Having said that, it could also have been a question of shower partners  

well yes i did think of that one,a possability,until i checked out the shower head and a spongy turd dropped out.

[electric ladyboyland]

Sorry, that must have been my friend's

[bigmick22]

(jimslim @ Feb. 17 2009,23:25) Self appointed Thailand experts .

when I grow up, Im going to be one of these



(anybody know how to write a bloody apostrophe on a Latin American keyboard? )

[Stogie]

Thai restaurants who don't have what you order but bring you something anyway hoping you won't notice!

Buying underwear which looks like it'll fit just fine when I'm prodding it in the store but cuts off my blood supply when I get it home.

Small gay cutlery. I want BIG heavyweight spoons and BIG heavyweight knives and BIG heavyweight forks... not these little tin foil faggot sticks which fold up and bend when you tackle soup!

Ladyboys who think a formal greeting after months of absence is to grab and squeeze your bollocks...

The impossible to remove plastic seals on bottled water.

The impossible to remove plastic seals on DVDs.

The pain my palms suffer when I pull out wine corks using cheap bottle openers.

Undercooked pizzas.

Rechargable batteries... come on... these things are fucking naff!

Cheap crappy wire coat hangers.

Losing a long and interesting post to the internet half way through.... oh bugger!  

[robbo]

fuckin chippies that put nailguns straight through new wooden handrails...........jeeezzzz

[donnnnnny]

cunts who throw there rubbish  from there cars
the enate visiousness of enanamate objects
everything thats supposed to be easier to use, such as electronic barriers in train stations, what if you have a big bag???
those  fucking crocodile barriers in the BTS which snap shut on me every time i try and walk through.
cunt beggers around tourist spots who scam money   form nice middle class  wankers  from the west
cunts who winge
lol enough  for now

[bigmick22]

cunt

[Stogie]

(donnnnnny @ Feb. 21 2009,04:16) cunts who winge

Oh, they are the worst... don't get me started!

[jimslim]

(anthony70 @ Feb. 19 2009,15:36) anyime you cancel a contract and they continue to take the money out your account.
phone, broadband, gym etc.........
always requiring 4 phone calls to sort it out.

Tell me about it , the mighty Rupert Murdock and his Sky empire is currently taking me to court over the pricely sum of £11.22 , even though I am 100% in the right and they are 100% in the wrong .

A matter of principle , and why should I back down to someone called Rupert  

[perth_couple]

Regional tv stations that repeatedly advertise a favourite fast food when the nearest store is over 800 km's away.. in another State...

Its just teasing really!

[ciobha]

Reality TV!! What is real about it??
Does anybody actually know someone who is as camp/egotistical/weird/fame hungry/stupid or downright moronic as the people who go on these shows.

Why dont these wankers fuck off and get a job!