Infomercials where jobless "actors" pretend to be real people
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(blonde_havoc @ Feb. 21 2009,11:11) Haha... have you ever seen the one for the Magic Bullet?? That's my favorite infomercial of all time. The "actors" are so bad it's unintentionally hilarious, like a b-grade movie.
Found it on youtube. Got through about 3 minutes of it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtpKjgwi4Sc
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people who drive to asda then try and park as close to the door as poss, in case they have to walk.
then spend 10 minutes pondering over the milk.
loading the trolley with junk food, wondering why they are fat.
clinicaly obese people always down the doctors.
people who carry a walking stick to justify their incapacity/sick benefit claim.
council house trailer trash breeding like fuck without ever working.
people on benefits who can afford to smoke.
anyone who goes on jeremy kyle/trisha without even washing their hair.
fat single mothers with tattoos, 3 kids, smoking, drinking pints, and a built in anger towards men thinking they are in with a chance with me.you cant polish a turd.
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(katoeylover @ Feb. 18 2009,00:26)
Ex and non smokers!!
Drunks"I can see it in the eyes.....they get hollow and soulless a year or 2 after the Op .... I coined the term ''shark eyes'' to describe that look"
Jaidee 2009
The other white meat
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend...
Not even the devoted smokers I know defend their habit, those who do defend their habit need to think about just what they are doing to themselves...
I have friends who have smoked over 40 years & they are now dying from it, once fit young men who can no longer walk up stairs, some who can't sleep for the agony of the closing up of the veins & arteries in their legs,
some who gasp for breath all the time & they all curse every time their habit forces them to light up again.
I am the worst anti-smoking fascist you are likely to meet & it isn't because I enjoy pissing off smokers, it is from the anger I carry over the needless deaths I have seen & expect to see.
You may think it is cool to condemn us non-smokers as fascists in order to justify your ludicrous habit, but if you think you are immune to reaping what you are sowing,
THINK AGAIN!!!!Despite the high cost of living, it continues to be popular.
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If I make one smoker think about what they are doing, it is worth it.
It's an awful habit, spending money in order to make yourself sick, all tobacco companies should be fined out of existence IMHO.
Wait till you get to witness a friend dying as a result of smoking, it is simply awful, too late to criticise the cause that they spent a fucking fortune doing to themselves.
Sorry donnnnnny, this is one box I won't get off; I can't stop people smoking, but I will help those who need motivation to stop.Despite the high cost of living, it continues to be popular.
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(pacman @ Feb. 21 2009,20:09) If I make one smoker think about what they are doing, it is worth it."I can see it in the eyes.....they get hollow and soulless a year or 2 after the Op .... I coined the term ''shark eyes'' to describe that look"
Jaidee 2009
The other white meat
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(pacman @ Feb. 21 2009,19:28) I am the worst anti-smoking fascist you are likely to meet & it isn't because I enjoy pissing off smokers, it is from the anger I carry over the needless deaths I have seen & expect to see.
You may think it is cool to condemn us non-smokers as fascists in order to justify your ludicrous habit, but if you think you are immune to reaping what you are sowing,
THINK AGAIN!!!!
Really no need to get involvedPutting the boy back into ladies
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Me, a moral crusader? Not likely, the world has millions of smokers but they get to choose whether to smoke or not, it's none of my business.
I can complain about the effects of smoking all I like but until tobacco is declared an illegal drug, I am just whistling in the wind.
I have nothing against smokers per se, but just as some like to defend their right to smoke, I like to remind others of the risks.
But the real complaint smokers have against the thought police is the air of moral superiority that anti-smokers like to laud over them.
I was guilty of that until I had to console the partners & family of customers who had died from smoking related illness. The longer I was in business, the more I met, I still don't know what to say, but it is not the time to start the blame game.
As for KL's request for me to elaborate on how smoking can make him ill, I can google a list of all known smoking related illnesses but I am sure he knows them himself.Despite the high cost of living, it continues to be popular.
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(sev7en @ Feb. 21 2009,22:54) What about junkies, alcos, pillpoppers ? You try to save them to?
I should start a moral crusade to save the world.......
I'll start tomorrow. Thanks sev7en old pal, I owe ya one...Despite the high cost of living, it continues to be popular.
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