Top drawer one liners.

[Guest]

Hi,

I've created a brand-new thread for your off-colour one line jokes.

Here's the first one to set the tone.

'Boss has to lay off Ann or Jack. Ann walks into the office, boss say's 'I have a problem, I have to lay you or Jack off'.....Ann says... 'You better jack off, I've got a headache'.'

Do you have any one-line jokes that would raise a smile?

Spedius

[stogie bear]

Why were shopping trolleys introduced to Thailand?

To teach ladyboys to walk on their hind legs when spending my fucking money!

[stogie bear]

What is the difference between a ladyboy from Cascades and a ladyboy from Casanovas?

Three Changs!

[stogie bear]

Gif is like a gun. She's around so much that eventually I'll use it!

[stogie bear]

What do you tell a ladyboy with two black eyes?

You shouldn't have to tell anyone anything more than twice!

[stogie bear]

What's the difference between a ladyboy and a terrorist?


You can negotiate with a terrorist.

[stogie bear]

What's the most intelligent thing to have ever come out of a ladyboy's mouth?

Stogie Bear's cock.

[stogie bear]

What do ladyboys and computers have in common?

You don't really appreciate them until they go down on you.

[stogie bear]

Why are ladyboys such crap skiers?

Because there's no snow between Nana Plaza and my hotel room!

[Guest]

Hi stogie bear,



spedius

[69billy]

Walking ATM=Falang or DP....
Oh well....makes me laugh...

[Guest]

Hi,

Today's one-liner, after an image from our sponsor , follows below.

A couple in a cafe in Llangollen, Wales asks 'Can you settle an argument for us and pronounce where we are, VERY slowly?' The waitress leaned over and said 'Burrr gurrr king'.

Please keep your own contributions coming.

Spedius

[Guest]

Hi,

It would seem that what I consider to be funny isn't shared by anyone else?

Here is today's offering.

"Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much, it scared the s**t out of me. So today I decided I'm never reading again."
Can you do better?

Spedius

[Guest]

Hi,

Still none of you with any contributions, shame on you.

Here's another of my offerings.

Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night, I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'.

Come on guys.
Spedius

[donnnnnny]

Whatse the difference between a shopping an a woman??? a shopping trolly has a mind of its fucking own