Top drawer one liners.

[donnnnnny]

whats the diff between a modern woman and a computer??? ans a modern woman wont accept a 3' floppy

[donnnnnny]

churchill and lady asterly
lady asterly " winston if i were your wife id poison your cofeee" churchill replys" madam i would gladly drink it"

[donnnnnny]

churchill lady asterly
lady asterly" winston you are drunk" churchill;"yes but it the morning i will be sober you wil still be ugly""

[donnnnnny]

great p[ut down one linesr
adolf hitler on nevill chaimberlin
'well he seeemed like such a nice old gentle mean i thought id give him my autograph

[donnnnnny]

one more
for the girls only
what do you do with you ass hole after sex??? ans
drop him off at nana plaza

[donnnnnny]

oh ya for all the devorceees
why are cyclones named after women???
ans
because when they come there all wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car)

[Snick]

Who is smarter a man, a woman or a ladyboy ?

A man can count to 11 if he unzips his fly
A Woman can count to 12 if she takes off her bra
But a ladyboy can count to 13

[kahuna]

What's the difference between a ladyboy and an attorney?

The ladyboy stops fucking you when you die.

[Road Runner]

What do you call 10 lawyers chained up at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

RR.

[Snick]

Why were the lawyers buried up to their necks in concrete ?

They ran out of concrete.

[kahuna]

There was one ladyboy on one side of the river and another on the other side. One said to the other, "How do I get to the other side?"

And the other ladyboy replied, "You are on the other side."

[Snick]

What does a ladyboy put behind her ears to attrack men ?

Her knees

[Guest]

Hi all,

Nice ones, guys, please keep them coming.

Here's my offering today.

My uncle just got struck off the medical register for having sex with his patients, it's a real shame cause he's a really good vet.
Spedius

[Guest]

Hows a ladyboy like a race car driver?
They both burn 40 rubbers a day !

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a Ladyboy?
A megasoreass.

[Guest]

Guy walks into the marital bedroom cartrying a sheep under his arm and says "Darling here is the pig I sleep with when you have a headache!" Wife replies, "Very funny darling, but I think you will find it is a sheep." Husband says, "I wasn't talking to you!"