If YOU were the boss...

[kathylc]

I'd make Prince Charles date a LB at least 2 times a month and make the queen mum mow her own grass.

[Road Runner]

I thought Camilla was a bloke? - either that or she's got to be a really good shag.

Err.... the Queen Mum died a few years ago so I guess she's probably not up for mowing her own grass these days.

Either way I'm sure both she and the Queen probably did either mow the grass or do something similar in their time.

RR.

[stogie bear]

(terryw @ Nov. 02 2007,06:26) Give England independance from the UK
Send all Scottish and Welsh politicians back to where they came from
Shoot all politicians that fail a lie detector test
Bring back public hanging in Hyde Park for all Muslim terrorists
Export all do-gooders to Iran
Send all eco-warriors to China
Transport the work shy to North Korea
Expel all illegal immigrants and failed asylum seekers to Brussels
Remove all immigration controls on Thai LB's

I need a running mate and you've got the job. Name your price. (I'll nationalise something to pay you what you want!)

[dmlbl2001]

deport all illegal aliens imediatly. Welcome legal imigrants who what to become americans and enjoy the fruits of their labor and the opportunitys here.

Eliminate all insurance companies. Allow people to pay into a not for profit Co. to cover their health care costs. Doctors could compete for business with better service or lower prices.

Legalize all drugs, regulate quality, and tax them to pay for free treatment for anyone who want to quit.

There are only two crimes, theft and assult. Everything else is legal.

Education should be available to everyone at any point in their life.

Religions would be all considered cults and would be closely monitored for abuse. They would come with warning statements that they damage your mental health. Children would not be permited to participate.

Any politician that is a member of a cult would be removed from office and or not be allowed to run for office.

Wars would be made illegal and any country that didnt go along with it would be either cut off from the rest of the world or if need be reduced to dust.

Cut off all trade with China or any other country that relys on slave labor to create their products.

Eliminate ALL tax deductions. Each person would file individualy. Each person would get the first 25k tax free. The balance would be a flat % after that. The % would change each year to reflect the expenditures, but must alway be equal to that expenditure and whatever amount additional required to pay of the national debt in 10 years.

Obey the constitution.

Let anyone who wants to get married, get married. (hell everyone should have an equal right to be miserable)

Ban rap and hip hop

Make kids pull up their pants.

well these are a few starters

[terryw]

Stogie - I don't believe in Nationalisation but a franchise of the Guess Bar in Manchester or Blackpool would be welcome.

[Dieter]

Yeah Yeah Yeah .......and a copy of Nana Plaza on Trafalgar Square.....


Dieter

[donnnnnny]

(nigel69 @ Apr. 04 2007,09:18) -ban any further Islamic immigration into Australia.
       - no migrants without English language skills.
       - throw open Australias doors to ALL Europeans, with English language skills, under a  new Immigration category "WISHING TO ESCAPE EURABIA".  
       - tell all the multi-cultural gurus who believe that a mix of cultures/religions, etc is beneficial about the Asian control of the heroin trade,Muslim youth gangs raping women,hugh tax avoidance amongst communities ( once again Asian/Middle Eastern) and the use of Government services ( read welfare).  
       - Jail all David Hicks supporters for being naive supporters of Islamic terrorists.It's time the West woke up and realized that our so called "laws & human rights" drafted years ago, are being used by our enemies both internally & externally to weaken our resolve.How does a supporter of the Taliban/AlQaeda style of government & law ( just take you out and hang you from a crane in the town square) deserve the benefit of laws created by the west ,when they have aligned themselves with the terror of Islamic law?
        -Deport all so-called muftis/sheiks and other charlatans that hate Western society and our values.
        - no more phony asylum seekers.
        - no more Somalian immigration.In fact no more immigration from backward, fucked up, violent, worthless societies like Somalia, where the local sport is dragging dead bodies through the streets,pulling them to pieces and setting them alight.  
        - legalize all drugs, regulate them for quality purposes & tax them.
        - legalize all forms of prostitution.
        - start dismantling the public health system, which over the next 20-40 years is going to be overburdened with the baby boomers reaching their death beds, of which I will be one.Future taxpayers will not be able to afford the overblown expense in the future.
         - Resign from the dis-United Nations and tell them to go fuck themselves.When Iran,Burma,North Korea, China, all corrupt Asian/African/South American nations have a say in World affairs, contribute little to the budget,complain about Western Governments, side with each others evil regimes, to prevent actions being taken, then why be part of it?If they aren't prepared to overthrow and physically eliminate Mugabe,Burmese dictators,Kim Jong Il,Iranian terrorist leaders and actually allow them to be part of the club, then that's a club I don't want to belong to.
           - hold a national survey regarding the allocation of taxpayers money.This survey would contain all the categories currently funded by Government and taxpayers could indicate THEIR prefered use of OUR money.
           - withdraw Australian troops/police from East Tomor/Soloman Islands, etc and leave these ungratefull bastards to sort out their own problems.
           -don't sign any phony Kyoto agreements unless the WHOLE world is involved.Fucking Greenies are just the remnants of the dismantled Socialist/Communist alliance, dressed in sheeps clothing.If China & India, some 1/3 of the population ,are not part of any agreement then how relevant can it be.The Eurosocialists are destroying their own Countries and trying to bring us down to their level, while failing to reach their Kyoto targets, in a BIG way.

I could go on all day, but that's a start.

we think alike sir