More of Pattaya's finest - Naked & beautiful II

[brocklanders]

Bloody hell...Karn is damn near perfect. Amazing! Needs to shave her legs though.

[pacman]

(ciobha @ Sep. 23 2010,01:51) That fooker would do anything to wriggle his way out of buying me a drink.  

Calm down mate, you know I wouldn't see you go short. As a matter of fact I have taken full use of this strange cocktail shaker I found in my hospital room. It's a long flat bottle with a big plastic cap on the end in which I have been blending an exotic mix of personally selected juices...

It'll be the best glass of piss you've ever had...

[pacman]

(rossco @ Sep. 22 2010,20:25) I am sure he will make Famous bar Full Moon on 23rd - tomorrow.

A nice thought but it isn't going to happen. At this stage I hope to bust out of here tomorrow. It will all depend on how clear my lungs are. I feel fine but the infection just lingers on. I have had more antibiotic in the past week than I have had in my whole life.

Bloody pneumonia, it reminds me of one of those annoying LBs who arrive uninvited, make you ill then you can't get them to leave.

[EyeMahk]

(pacman @ Sep. 23 2010,15:13) At this stage I hope to bust out of here tomorrow.

Getting to a country with First World medical care is probably a good idea. The LBs will be here when you come back.

[pacman]

I finally feel up to adding a post onto my thread. As most must know by now I have been ill & in hospital with pneumonia. I remember that the wet season in Thailand was always referred to as the time of the sick, an expression I don't hear at all these days. But the effect is still the same.

And I also remember how I got the original infection into me, I was shaving one evening before heading out & I still had shaving cream on my face when I stepped into the shower. Something caused me to take a sharp breath in & I remember the discomfort from sucking shaving cream into my sinus. First it aggravated my sinus causing my nose to run, then I developed a cough, the rest is history. Who knew that it could lead to such an illness?

My experience in the Bangkok Pattaya Hospital was nothing like I have ever experienced at home but overall, the level of care & professionalism was very good. I was concerned how everything was done by rote, how there was no lateral thinking on the part of the doctors or specialists whatsoever & the shock I had when unable to answer a direct question, the doctors simply turned their back on me & walked out the room. It felt rather disconcerting. But the medicine worked & I am now fine.

I want to comment on more of the silly behaviour I see here all the time. So often I hear a couple (she Thai, he farang) where the guy is demanding his girlfriend tell him where they should go. Whether it is somewhere to eat, a bar, a movie, to go shopping, whatever, it is simply outside the Thai girl's sphere of reference to be making such decisions. There are those girls who have had experience of western ways who can & do speak up, but several times I felt moved to intervene & say something to save the poor farang from turning himself inside out trying to get an answer. Being older & wiser these days, I saved myself the bother, my comments wouldn't be understood or appreciated. Let 'em sort themselves out, all farangs have to figure out Thai ways or die trying.

One piece of advice I offer which goes against my natural preference - take any girl you select for a short time. They have a 100 ways to turn a long time into a ST anyway, except they then will want LT money, or an argument. And if you think you have won the argument, watch out the next time you walk down a dark alley alone & inebriated. You may pay with more than just money. But I don't want to keep on about what a dangerous place Pattaya can be, most guys don't behave like prats & have a perfectly fine time. But back to my comment about ST versus LT, these days, the girls are so wised up how to end a session with either endless complaints of "jeb-jeb" (hurt hurt) & refusal to do much at all apart from the most perfunctory blow job, really just a few half hearted licks & a hard jerk on your cock that is as sexy as a bucket of cold water, or they employ great skills to finish you off in 10 minutes, then settle back drinking the contents of your bar fridge while watching cartoons or Fashion TV waiting those few extra hours so they can claim the extra 1000 baht for a LT. And don't be afraid to bargain hard, only the girls in the bars where they can all compare notes are demanding 1500, or 2000 baht for a ST. Outside those venues where common sense prevails, 1000 baht is gratefully accepted. Or 500 baht, I used to think only the less attractive would settle for that. A hungry girl will take it in a heartbeat.

The experienced guys reading this know that I have collated many of their different techniques into one neat story but I am sure many will relate to just what I am talking about. The days of the unsophisticated Pattaya bargirl are well & truly over. In the past 2 nights, I have taken two lovely girls, newly arrived in town, in fact, according to them, I was their first farang. However, they were fully versed on all the tricks of the trade. Neither of them lived up to their promise "I can do everything", that is fact, they tried but to no avail. And I wasn't giving them a pass because I took pity, it was a physical impossibility. That is two out of two, there are so many new girls arriving in town, there must be many others. For example, the Kitten Club had 15 new girls start last night. By the time I went downstairs to survey the talent, most of them had been barfined.

With 7000 US sailors arriving in town, the Penthouse is full & for the first time in ages, the bars were open from early afternoon. Apparently they had the best night's takings this year with some 60+ barfines. Despite complaints against the club, they must be doing something right.

The girl I chose last night was spotted around 1am on Beach Road. She was a superfit little femboy, a style I have become fond of, who knew that would happen? Slippery slope indeed? Anyway I saw her crossing Beach Road with her long athletic legs & the arse of a gymnast, I had to employ all my social skills with which to woo her. "Hoy!!" I shouted. She turned & looked at me. I waved her over. She couldn't wipe the smile off her face. She simply pointed at herself & asked "how much you pay?"

"500 baht", she smiled, the deal was done, we walked the 5 minutes to the Penthouse & the next thing she was naked in my room. She was very cuddly, very kissy-kissy, she was lovely to hold & everything. But she was just too new. It happens. Far too often lately but at 500 a time, no one really loses, I thought about taking her picture but I knew that would be met with a demand for more money so after another roll on the bed, I let her out & hoped to meet her in a year or two. When she could actually do something.

I did meet up in August with a 26 yo German girl who adopted me as a father figure. Steff met her, I enjoyed having someone I could properly converse with but I was depressed by her sad upbringing, something all the chat in the world couldn't overcome. The poor kid, she was attractive but rather anorexic & when I saw the cut marks on her forearms, I knew she needed more than an older guy offering her wise advice. A complete course of therapy for the rest of her life was more in order. At least she was anti drugs & did try to eat properly. That's something at least. And she had a heart of pure gold. I was very touched how hard she tried to make me happy & insisted on taking me to the hospital the first time.

And over the past few weeks I have become a little smitten with a Thai business owner. I only found out she was the owner of several shops when I finally got to speak to her. I knew she wasn't a working girl but presumed she had a wealthy boy friend. Last night (before I met the fabulous body on Beach Road) I was talking to her & her girlfriends in the Brewhouse where they go every weekend. They invited me to join them at the Moon River Pub where they go to dance. Sounds good I thought. "Come in our car" one said. Sounds better I thought. Then I asked the girl I fancied if she minded. A bad move but I wanted to know where I stood. She said "I go to dance with my friends, I see you here later". It is rare to get such honesty from a Thai but she did me a favour, the last thing I needed was to be left standing at the Pub not knowing where I stood. And I did ponder about turning up there. Fortune favours the brave & all that but that's a younger man's game. No, I will walk past her shop later & gauge the reaction I get.

Here's a few pictures of Amm, not the pretty one from last night, Amm was found late on Friday night. She actually looked better than she photographed, as soon as I pointed the camera on her, she froze, unable to relax & smile the way I wanted her to. You get that, some girls are just too camera shy that they can't relax. At least she let me take a couple of photos. She wasn't great & I certainly don't recommend her for wild sex but she's a nice girl who was fun to take out to a few bars before we arrived home. And she wanted 2000 baht to stay all night. They won't stop trying it on & I can't stress enough to the new guys coming to Pattaya that you have to nip this in the bud immediately & offer them half or less. But know what is fair, being too much of a tight ass will guarantee your next visit to her bar won't be a pleasant one. It continues to be a minefield negotiating payrates. She settled for 1000. A poor deal compared to last night but you win some & you lose some.

[azza33]

Nice work Pac .. good to see you up and about young man!!

[BigTel]

(azza33 @ Oct. 03 2010,04:09)

Nice work Pac .. good to see you up and about young man!!  

I'll second that  


                           

[donnykey]

Welcome back to the land of the living paccers.

Cheers DK

[Tomcat]

Amm very nice Paccers, where deos she work. Are youi still there mid october or you off soon

[guydesavoy]

I just stumbled across this thread. Sorry I missed it.

When I looked, first thing I saw was..20 pages ! FFS

Then I took a quick peak and realised I was in for a ride. So I had to make a choice. Easily done. Cancel the DVD, prepare the ice and open the single malt.

4 hours later what do I have to show for it ? Pithy posts, piquant pics, pathos, pun, philosophy, a touch of pedantry, a measure of controversy, a few well worded interventions... Even a cameo from Dr Juri.

This is as good as any TR I've read Paccie, and many of them have been excellent, in their own style.

Now you have established your own.

What a great advertisement you are for what TLF is really all about. And I know you have always been a True Believer. (Remember Paul ?)

A Bloody Good Read old boy

[Jake_Sully]

Yes totally agreed, but I would have preferred if my post 367 and the latter was just me being paranoid.

[pacman]

I am notoriously bad at answering individual comments. It has nothing to do with being indifferent towards people who have gone to the trouble of posting a response to my thread, it has far more to do with my ironic, sarcastic posting style that I quite honestly don't know how best to handle the praise (and the brickbats) without people taking me the wrong way.

I try to do humility but it often comes out wrong so I prefer not to upset those whose opinions I value. Most of the time I just give a generic "thank you" & bask in the moment that I am appreciated.  And it does inspire me to want to do more to please my supporters (and more to annoy my detractors). Though I really have outgrown such petty notions these days. I have met so many people here on the forum & with so many of them being decent fellas, what on earth am I going to complain about. Even my ill-considered shot at Anicon the other day wasn't meant how it came out. I was trying to make a bigger point. Sorry about that Anicon if you took me personally, I was still fatigued from my hospital stay & didn't really vet the post before hitting 'send'.

But this comment from someone I respect as much as Guydesavoy has really touched a nerve & deserves a special non-sarcastic comment. I am truly touched that you enjoyed it GDS & I only hope that I can live up to your expectations with future comments.

If only I had been there to share the single malt I could have given you the inside run on what is really going on here in Pattaya. If the Reds & Yellows start up again, then things will change here forever. But I don't want to start getting too pedantic again, not yet anyway, give me a moment to enjoy the praise.

Oh, & I just noticed your comment Jake Sully, another credit to the forum, thanks mate, I will be having a few drinks to saviour the nice thoughts. It is all illusory, in no time at all I will have someone baying for my blood, I may as well enjoy it while I can.

[guydesavoy]

No expectations from me Paccie. Other than that you carry on as you always have done.

'Carry on Paccie' ? back to my DVD

[ezflip]

Been away from the forum for awhile and I just caught up with the whole saga. Sorry to hear about your hospital stay. That would certainly put a damper on anybody holiday. But I am glad that you are back on your feet and in full stride again.

Love this thread...so full of info about what is going on in Patts during this low (very low) time. I'll have a chance to see for myself in November.

[Steff]

Good to have you back ezflip! Enjoy your time in November. I will be back in early December. If you're still there let me know.