More of Pattaya's finest - Naked & beautiful II

[iceberg]

(deepthroat @ Sep. 18 2010,02:13)

(Ninewives @ Sep. 17 2010,20:41)

(harley quinn @ Sep. 17 2010,20:08) the commis chef had a wank into the bowl and stirred it all together

You sure that's a true story?

Makes a great story, but how exactly did that work logistically? Chef took the bowl into the bathroom with him, along with the Victoria's Secret catalog? Or did he whip it out right there in the crowded kitchen and go at it with some sort of crazed furor?

I highly doubt the veracity of this. Makes a great story though.

DT I have worked in the food service industry for years and you would be surprised at the stuff we do to bitchy little whiney fucks who complain if you doubt this post just watch a movie called "Waiting"and you'll see what really goes on behind the scenes in the kitchen

[iceberg]

(Jake_Sully @ Sep. 18 2010,05:59)

A good old PB&J sammich sounds so much more appetizing now than eating in a restaurant with a moody chef.  

Moral of the story don't fuck with people that handle your food although so many will not follow this advice I'm afraid

[deepthroat]

(iceberg @ Sep. 18 2010,13:36)

(deepthroat @ Sep. 18 2010,02:13)

(Ninewives @ Sep. 17 2010,20:41)

(harley quinn @ Sep. 17 2010,20:08) the commis chef had a wank into the bowl and stirred it all together

You sure that's a true story?

Makes a great story, but how exactly did that work logistically? Chef took the bowl into the bathroom with him, along with the Victoria's Secret catalog? Or did he whip it out right there in the crowded kitchen and go at it with some sort of crazed furor?

I highly doubt the veracity of this. Makes a great story though.

DT I have worked in the food service industry for years and you would be surprised at the stuff we do to bitchy little whiney fucks who complain if you doubt this post just watch a movie called "Waiting"and you'll see what really goes on behind the scenes in the kitchen

Again, you seem to be missing the point. I don't at all doubt that nasty stuff goes on in kitchens when you complain. I've heard stories firsthand that would curl your hair - urinating in milkshake machines, spit in burgers, phlegm in the soup, etc.

What I'm saying is that I think this specific story is bullshit. Maybe he pissed in the tarter sauce or spit in it or hocked a loogee in it... I'd buy any of that. But masturbated in it? C'mon - I'll ask again, exactly HOW was that accomplished? You ever tried to beat off and bring yourself to orgasm in a busy commercial kitchen? Perhaps you could explain the logistics of this little storyline if you really think I ought to believe it.

This reminds me of a comedy routine I listened to from David Cross just recently, where he's pointing out how people love a good story but seem to have completely lost the meaning of the word "literally" - guy is telling him a story and he says "...and it was so funny, I was LITERALLY shitting myself." Cross asks him what he did to clean himself up, that must have been horrible out in public, the guy doesn't get the point. "No, David... I mean it was so funny I LITERALLY shit my pants." David says ok, so what did you do, did you run home to change, or what.. you must have been horribly embarassed....

You get the idea. The moron keeps on going on about how he literally shit himself, but doesn't make the connection between the actual meaning of the word and the reality of the story he's embelishing.

Sheesh. I feel like I'm trying to diagram the punchline of a joke on a blackboard to someone who's too dense to get it otherwise. I'd probably best call it a day!

[Jake_Sully]

I think I'm gonna try and find a lb that can cook!

[manarak]

because she can jizz into the sauce?

[Jake_Sully]

So, I can keep an close eye on her while she cooks and not get bored looking her up and down.

[Jake_Sully]

Does paccie still have a pulse after that fever? Someone check please!

[deepthroat]

No, seriously... has anyone seen the man lately?

It's not like him to be so quiet.

Let us know he's still alive if you've seen or heard from him lately...

[iceberg]

I agree w/ you DT is he still around and posting I hope so because this thread keeps me inspired until I get there on 10/5 so please Pacman post some more lovelies please

[iceberg]

And yes I get your point about how the guy literally shit himself very funny

[rxpharm]

For an explanation check this thread: In Hospital with Pneumonia.

Wishing pacman a speedy recovery!

[Steff]

Pacman has been very sick with a nasty respiratory ailment. He was treating it with meds he received from the Bangkok Pattaya Hospital. He was also in touch with is hospital from back home. He had a persistent cough but assured me he was getting better and the medication was beginning to work. I was unconvinced and urged him to get out of LOS and go home. He wanted none of it and said he'd be fine. He did not look fine to me. He was off color and had a slight fever. But he can be stubborn and believed he would fine.

I left Pacman Friday night, September 17. We were at the Shamrock bar across from the Penthouse. It was early evening and we said goodbye. He walk across the Soi into the Penthouse. I have since tried to reach him via email but have not heard back from him. I will call his Thai number later today. I think he was scheduled to leave Thailand on October 06th.

[rossco]

The old gobbler has been in hospital, surrounded by LB nurses, and is now recovering.
I think he just wanted to find other unknown LBs in Pattaya..

This time of year there are many virus about and we all seccumb to one or the other.

He will recover well and be back in Penthouse causing mayhem soon.

I am sure he will make Famous bar Full Moon on 23rd - tomorrow.

[Tomcat]

He was on online around an hour ago.

get well soon Paccers.

[ciobha]

That fooker would do anything to wriggle his way out of buying me a drink.