How to "fall in love"

[Naang Faa]

Wow Doug,you truly are amazing how you can manage to run off to shag uni-girl and remain online at the same time? i'll take back any ney-saying,you are a marvel...a real superhero

[Naang Faa]

........yeah we know- my girlfriend was on line,i'm logged on to my super-spy micro take anywhere computer blah blah bloody blah,

[Looker]

Indeed Doug has the ability to story-telling daily ordinary facts of life and convert them into some extra-ordinary affairs
What surprises me most it's how some people in here reacts when reading it, ending up eating their hearts out

[stogie bear]

(Naang Faa @ Dec. 09 2007,02:15) Wow Doug,you truly are amazing how you can manage to run off to shag uni-girl and remain online at the same time? i'll take back any ney-saying,you are a marvel...a real superhero

Well - nannnag Fart... You are MY hero...

Reading every word of dougs thread and attatching your fucking useless lame one line gags on the end are really clever!

Not getting any action, dearie?

[stogie bear]

(Looker @ Dec. 09 2007,08:27) What surprises me most it's how some people in here reacts when reading it, ending up eating their hearts out...

I agree... There are some jealous fucks here and also one or two 'experts' who feel their statistics are under threat!

Keep it coming doug. And you losers out there with no fucking lives... keep it coming also. It makes my sabatical in the UK more bearable when I read about other people with no fucking sex lives!

[Stewart]

(stogie bear @ Dec. 09 2007,10:48)

(Naang Faa @ Dec. 09 2007,02:15) Wow Doug,you truly are amazing how you can manage to run off to shag uni-girl and remain online at the same time? i'll take back any ney-saying,you are a marvel...a real superhero

Well - nannnag Fart... You are MY hero...

Reading every word of dougs thread and attatching your fucking useless lame one line gags on the end are really clever!

Not getting any action, dearie?    

I just wondered. Are you proactively trying to get rid of certain people from this forum?

[stogie bear]

I'm prejudiced against wankers. I know it's wrong... Bah Humbug!

[doug]

(Naang Faa @ Dec. 09 2007,03:15) Wow Doug,you truly are amazing how you can manage to run off to shag uni-girl and remain online at the same time? i'll take back any ney-saying,you are a marvel...a real superhero

Huh?

Obviously, you've never come across the concept of walking away from the keyboard you twit.

Most people don't power their computers by running in a big hamster wheel, so we can step away for a bit without powering down our machines.

It's called electricity, and it comes out of the wall socket even when I'm not in the room. I know, Amazing Stuff, right?

Anyway, if you're still fruitlessly, pointlessly and pathetically searching for ways to "prove" that I'm fictionating, you're going to have to do better than the forum's user-online list, because all that proves is that I have a cable modem. :-P

[Naang Faa]

Aww Stogie, so sad,clearly a bitter pill for you!
I admit i'm not the best at gags,and i am not exactly clever either(can't spell to save my life)
i can be immature at times...Jealous? no-if i had any desire to run round Bangkok screwing every ladyboy i met i would never have had "the op!"...Not getting much? True,but by personal choice..
I'm no Miss World and i am not young...but i am not short of offers! I could use a boy-bar if i was ugly and desperate i guess!
My whole life has been a lie,from trying to be a"normal" guy to walking down the high street trying to be a"normal"woman....In other words,i am not perfect..
I don't have a problem with people building them self up,exaggerated stories,we all love them.

My reasons for trying to catch Doug out,was selfishly aimed at easing my own mind..
You may hero worship some guy who takes a girl who looks and acts thirteen years old(his "perfect spec")
plays mind games,plans to give her implants to make her look like her sister,who he hoped was watching him but-fuck her baby brother/sister,and thinks this is justifiable because he's saving her from bad influences of her "sisters".If thats ok for you,fine,each to their own i guess.....
All in his head or not(and i pray god i'm right) It is still the thoughts of a loon...it's twisted,creepy and disturbing...IMHO
You've told me i'm jealous,a wanker(??)loser, a dearie who's not getting enough,whatever!
I would rather be all those things than condone and encourage a total mental case!

Oversensitive,alarmist-maybe so,but am entitled to my opinion i hope..
I will have to accept the flaming and possible ban for my view on this subject..
But i felt it had to be said..
Naang faa.

[doug]

i'm out the door right now (off to visit Lolita), but thought I'd pop in and give a brief update on uni-girl. The rest of the report will have to wait until I get back home.

Let's see, met uni-girl (let's just call her Yuni, why don't we?) on Faceparty. She seemed like a nice girl and we just been chatting about common interests on YM for the past few months. She made it pretty clear from the beginning that she was a "good girl" and guys who look for cyber-sex and one-night stands make her sick. So I did my best not to come off like that kind of guy (even though I am ).

Last night, she gives me a booty call completely out of the blue. I mean, we'd never even talked about meeting each other, so I was a bit surprised that she would call me up late at night like that.

Turns out, she was at a friend's party and so she had permission from her parents to stay over at her friend's place (so basically she had permission to stay out all night). Anyone who's dated real girls in Thailand knows that the whole "parental permission" thing is pretty standard. Heck, my girlfriend is 32 years old and she's terrified that her parents will find out she's living with me (it was hard enough for her to convince them to let her move out on her own). Of course, to an American it's just bizarre to contemplate grown men and women living with their parents into their 30's but here in Thailand it's usually a sign that they've been "raised properly" by a "good family".

Anyway, I guess Yuni didn't want to waste her one opportunity to get out from under the parental-units, so she ditched her friends to booty call me. I met up with her and we headed downtown to get some late night dinner.

After dinner came the inevitable "So now what?"

I was a bit nervous about suggesting a hotel, since I wasn't sure if she'd get offended, but then I figured, what the hell, she called me. So when she asked what I wanted to do, I coyly replied, "Well,... we could go to a hotel, if you like..."

She agreed and so off we went. However, we hit two snags along the way. First, we had to go in and out of several 7-11's before we found one that sold the Durex "Comfort"-sized condoms. I can wear the regular size in a pinch (literally), but it's highly uncomfortable and prone to breaking, so I'd rather not. Second, she really wanted to go back to my place (NO WAY!), because going to a "love hotel" is a bit of a turn off.

Actually, I'd have to agree with her in that regard. The average short-time hotels are a bit seedy and nasty, so while they are fine for P4P girls or "mai nois", a normal girl would probably be a bit turned off and/or offended if you took her to one. Yes, she's bootie calling me, but that doesn't necessarily mean she's a slut. It could also mean that she's a good girl who's looking to have a little "walk on the wild side" by sneaking out from under her parents.

I was at a loss since I couldn't think of one nice, decent hotel that wouldn't cost me 1500 baht for a few hours. Suddenly, I remember the Strand Hotel in PatPong (remember where I took that lazy cunt from Twilo?). Yeah, I KNOW. I said I'd never set foot in PatPong again, but it was 3am, so I figured most of the tourists and touts would be gone. Plus we could just walk up Soi2 right to the Strand and avoid everyone.

So we went over to the Strand (this time they wanted 700 baht for a room, ouch, but like I said, real girls require a bit more than a 300 baht shitpit with cum-stained sheets, and the Strand's rooms are VERY nice, so... ).

We get to the room, and get right down to business. The sex was fairly standard. She blew me, then she fucked, and then she pulled out and came on my face while I licked her balls. Then I fucked her in a variety of positions until pulling out and cumming all over her tits.

By the way, she looked a bit too femboy for my tastes. I like femboys, don't get me wrong, but her face was a bit too boyish for me. However, she had nice, natural tits and a sweet round ass. Her hair was long and black, and her skin was very dark, almost Khmer.

About the only thing noteable about the encounter was that this was only her second time having sex.... yeah, you heard that right... not second sex partner, but SECOND TIME, period! And as tight as she was, I might as well have been popping her cherry.

Now, she sucked cock like a pro, so I have no doubts she got lots of practice doing that during high school or her first year of university. But there was a real, genuine awkwardness to the way she did everything else that convinced me she's probably telling the truth about this being her second time. For example, when she was fucking me, she just couldn't get the rhythm down right and didn't seem to know exactly what to do with herself. Likewise, when I was fucking her, her ass was so vise-like tight that she actually forced my cock out a few times.

And anyone who has a hard time believing that a 19 year old ladyboy would be that inexperienced just doesn't know Thailand (or spends to much time in the P4P scene which is out on the fringe of Thai culture). That kind of inexperience is very normal in Thailand. In fact, most people marry their high-school or even grade-school sweetheart, and that's all they'll ever know (except maybe a mistress or two later on). I've known many Thai girls who've only had 1 or 2 boyfriends in ten years or more. In fact, one girl I know has been dating the same guy for seven years and they still haven't slept together (god I feel sorry for that guy, because she's smoking hot too, so he's got to be the most blue-balled man on the planet!!).

Anyway, I've got no reason to doubt what this girl was telling me, and her actions in bed certainly showed a lot of inexperience. Hopefully, I'll be the one to broaden her horizons a bit (and widen her ass while I'm at it). In a way, I feel sorry for the girl. She's just a good girl sneaking away from mommy and daddy to have a little "wild" fun, and she ends up running into me. Poor thing!

All in all, it was a nice pleasant session, in PatPong of all places (bizarre, I know). That's all the time I have right now. I'll continue with the rest later.

[Guest]

You are more than entitled your opinion. Being a ladyboy I think your opinion counts for more than most. Stogie is just jealous that he has to pay for sex and you don't

[doug]

(Naang Faa @ Dec. 09 2007,19:01) I don't have a problem with people building them self up,exaggerated stories,we all love them.

As I have said many times already:  I change some details (like names and locations) to preserve privacy, but I am not exaggerating.

(Naang Faa @ Dec. 09 2007,19:01) My reasons for trying to catch Doug out,was selfishly aimed at easing my own mind.. .

My apologies if I have..... disturbed... you.

(Naang Faa @ Dec. 09 2007,19:01) some guy who takes a girl who looks and acts thirteen years old(his "perfect spec")

Who's worse?  The guy who chases a 20 year old girl because she looks 13?  Or the guy who chases a 13 year old girl because she looks 20?

One guy is perfectly legal, but creepy, and the other guy is responding to perfectly normal, adult stimuli, but also in a crapload of trouble, legally.

Then let's throw in other factors like "emotional maturity" and the "age-gap", and you've got a whole soup of controversy that we could debate ad nausem.

(Naang Faa @ Dec. 09 2007,19:01) plays mind games,plans to give her implants to make her look like her sister,who he hoped was watching him butt-fuck her baby brother/sister,and thinks this is justifiable because he's saving her from bad influences of her "sisters".If thats ok for you,fine,each to their own i guess.....

Well, geesh, when you put it that way, it actually sounds kinda bad.

Maybe I should go into counselling to purge my mind of all these deviant thoughts I'm having.....

BTW, thanks for paying such close attention to my posts.  You can certainly remember a lot of the most sorid details   !!  

(Naang Faa @ Dec. 09 2007,19:01) All in his head or not(and i pray god i'm right) It is still the thoughts of a loon...it's twisted,creepy and disturbing...IMHO

 LOL!!!  

Thank you!  I was rushing out the door, but when I saw this, I had to stop and reply to say thanks for the words of praise!

If I ever write a book, do you mind if I steal that phrase and call it:  "The Thoughts Of A Loon".  It's brilliant.  I'm flattered, truly and without sarcasm, I am.

(Naang Faa @ Dec. 09 2007,19:01) You've told me i'm jealous,a wanker(??)loser, a dearie who's not getting enough,whatever!  I would rather be all those things than condone and encourage a total mental case!
Oversensitive,alarmist-maybe so,but am entitled to my opinion i hope..   I will have to accept the flaming and possible ban for my view on this subject..
But i felt it had to be said..  Naang faa.

Ban you?  I should hope not!  

You're absolutely right that you're entitled to your opinion, and so am I.  

It's my opinion that your attempt to "catch me out" was a bit lame, and if you are really serious about exposing the rantings of a total mental case, you're going to have to try harder than that.

Likewise, you (and others), who keep trying to expose the "fiction" in my "stories" are missing the point, because I've already freely admitted I change details. So "catching me in a lie" only proves that I messed up keeping track of which details I'd changed.  That's a story-telling blooper, but hardly "evidence" of falsification.  In other words, the validity of the story is completely irrelevant.  WWE Wrestling, for example, is "fake", but then again, so is Star Trek and Melrose Place.  Nobody gives those shows a hard time about "not being real", and even if the WWE is "fake", it's still an entertaining display of some truly amazing althetic skill.  Why nitpick it at all?  What's the point of that??

However, if you want to skewer me over the content of my posts within the context of the story, that's a whole different matter.  You'll probably find lots of stuff to psycho-analyze and rake my subconscious over the coals.

Perhaps I wasn't breast feed long enough, or perhaps too long (is 14 too late to start weaning a kid off his mother's teat?  I dunno).  Whatever.  Knock yourself out.

Just remember that when you start pointing fingers, three of them are always pointing back at you.

[Looker]

(doug @ Dec. 09 2007,19:07) And anyone who has a hard time believing that a 19 year old ladyboy would be that inexperienced just doesn't know Thailand...

No problem to believe it. It has happened to me more than once, both with a few GGs and one LB too, and I do not live there but only travelling a few times a year.
Funny, considering that most people, who obvioulsly do not know the "real" Thailand, are in the belief that all Thai women are Kamasutra's walking pages.
Instead, "good" girls are quite shy and inexperienced.

[stogie bear]

I could use a boy-bar if i was ugly and desperate...

Thanks for the tip. I'll keep it in mind as I land back in the LOS in a couple of weeks.

[SwoonTV]

wow this takes stupid to new level.