How to "fall in love"

[Guest]

Whatever the color of the 1K Bhat note is I know one thing: it buys me more happiness in LOS than any banknote I have ever held in Farangland!! Just one of those beautiful "Brown notes" (as they will be called on this forum from here on out) lands a very sexy LB in your room from a couple of hours to an entire night depending on your geographical location in LOS!! Let's all smoke to that!

[Guest]

Post 104 Nice pic of the Brown Note JimSlim. It is the toughest note to hold on to in LOS!! Try getting a beautiful sexy LB in your home where you live with that note!!

[Torurot]

Unless you are being all "girly" about colour they are ***predominantly*** BROWN.

[doug]

OK, here's another update on my adventures, I know I'm going to get a bunch of naysayers calling this thread a work of fiction, but what can I say? This shit really does happen. I'm tired of replying to all the jealous haters, so I'm just going to write what happens and you can believe it or not, up to you:

So Lolita's been making herself unavailable lately. Not sure if she's miffed at me because I haven't rented a Fuck Flat yet, or if she's just moved on to better prospects. I called around, but nobody's seen her in a few days, so maybe she's off milking some rich old geezer for his money or boinking some braindead Thai boy.

Oh well.

So this meant that I was all alone this weekend (my girlfriend won't be back until next week). With nothing to do, and no desire to hit the bars, I finally succumbed to the temptation of "Tiger".

If you remember from previous postings, "Tiger" is a sweet ladyboy who works in the bars and who has appeared a few times on the AsianTS site. She's hot, intelligent, and while she's wise to the game, she's not bitter either.

In other words, she'd be a perfect girlfriend if: a ) I didn't already have one, and b ) if she didn't work in the bar.

Now, I'd see Tiger every day if I could, but the thing that holds me back is that I know she wants to see me every day. She wants a relationship, I can tell, and I don't want to lead her on. I think she's growing tired of the bar scene and looking for something a bit more real. I really like her because she's so sweet and funny and bright, but I can't see myself in anything long term with her, so I've been avoiding lately.

But there's only so long I can hold out. She sends me an SMS several times a week, asking me if i'm busy and pouting if I am. I've gotten close to making plans to see her, but resisted the urge until a few days ago.

Bored and horny, I send her an SMS asking if she's busy. She sends me one back telling me she's with a customer, but she'll call me later.

"Great", I think, "Probably won't hear from her again, tonight." and so I jump into a taxi and start heading over to a Thai disco for a beer.

Suddenly, my phone rings. It's Tiger and she tells me that she's dumped her customer and she wants to meet me. So right there, guys, is the reason I keep things anonymous. I'm not about to get on here and tell everyone that "so-n-so dumped a paying customer to come give me a freebie". That wouldn't be good for her business.

Don't worry, she did service the guy, so he wasn't left blue-balled or anything like that. She just bailed out on their plans to go drinking, dancing, etc....

We meet up and decide to head back to her apartment to order some pizza and watch some videos. Wow, I know you've probably busted a nut hearing that. Exciting, eh?

But what can I say? Tiger's not the kind of girl you'd want to wham-bam-fuck-and-run. Unlike most Thai ladyboys she's cool to hang out with. So when I'm around her, sex is almost an after-thought, like "yeah, we'll get around to that later..."

You know, my girlfriend says she's not jealous about ladyboys and I believe her. She doesn't view them as a threat to the relationship and so she lets me have my fun and she gets off hearing about it (and seeing it sometimes too). But I'm pretty sure that if she saw Tiger and me at Tiger's apartment, her jealousy-mode would be triggered.

Tiger and I just interact in a completely natural, relaxed way. We chat, eat, and hang out just as if we're a real couple. Hence you can see why I'm not eager to spend time with her. It's a little too nice and I don't want to give her the idea that it's going to lead somewhere (and you know how ladyboys and thai girls are, you can tell them something a 100 times and their still going to stubbornly believe what they want to believe).

So anyway, we eventually eat our fill and so it's time to move to the bedroom. We kissed and explored each other's bodies like lovers. She sucked my nipples for a while and then moved down to my cock, where she gave me an awesome deep-throated blow-job.

When I finally entered her, we rocked to a slow, steady groove. It was like something out of one of those soft-porn movies where they've got some Barry White playing in the background as two people bump uglies in artfully, erotic positions.

Eventually we started building up steam and she asked me to give her a good hard fuck doggie-style. I obliged and she got so charged up that she came all over her bedsheets without touching her cock.

After that, we cleaned up and got ready for bed. I hadn't cum yet, but I could see that she was spent (after all, she'd already cum once with her customer), and so I didn't want to wear her out getting me off. So we kissed and snuggled a bit and then drifted off to sleep. Nice.

About 4:00am, I wake up and she's not in bed. I look around the room and check the bathroom, but she's no where to be found. Then I hear some laughter coming from the living room, so I put on some shorts and go check it out.

Tiger's sitting on her couch watching a movie with one of her friends, a ladyboy from the AsianTS site who works at the same bar. Let's call her "Lynx" to keep with the cat naming scheme and because she's very sleek and stylish.

I know from comments on these boards that this girl is very popular, but I've never seen her in person before. She looked GREAT, especially given that all she was wearing was a white slip she'd borrowed from Tiger.

Tiger introduced me and explained that her friend just got off work and since she didn't have any customers, she stopped by to hang out. I sat down on the couch next to Tiger and we started watching the movie. But my eyes kept flicking to Lynx and her incredibly tight body.

Tiger starts telling Lynx in Thai that she feels bad because she didn't make me cum when we had sex, and that she wants Lynx to take me into the bedroom and finish me off. Neither one of the girls knows that I speak Thai well enough to understand them, so I just keep my mouth shut and pretend to watch the movie.

Lynx keeps saying "mai ow, mai ow" (no, no), but Tiger is persistent and finally she turns to me and says, "I want you to take Lynx and fuck her". Awwww, see what I mean? Tiger is SUCH a sweetie!!

I feign a bit of surprise and then say "jing aw?" to Lynx. Lynx gives me a half-hearted "mai ow" that tells me she'd really like to, but she's a bit shy about it. So with Tiger's encouragement, I start to lay on the charm. Back rubs, finger tracing, etc... while Lynx is watching the movie. Finally something passes between Lynx and Tiger that I didn't quite catch and Lynx gets up and heads to the bedroom. I give Tiger a nice big kiss and she tells me "I'll come in later after I finish watching the movie, and join you two."

OK, that's wonderful. So I hop off the couch, jog into the bedroom and totally rape Lynx. hahah! It's late and I'm tired, but damnit, there are times when you just have to suck it up, literally, you know?

So unlike all the tender, sappy romantic love-making I had with Tiger earlier, this was pure animal sex. I've jerked off to Lynx's pictures on this website numerous times and so I had a detailed plan of action all worked out (based on hours of "planning" in front of my computer, hahahah!). I went through my checklist of all the positions I wanted to try her out in, and ended up with her on her back, her knees literally behind her head like a contortionist, and me on my squatting on my knees and ankles, just RAMMING it into her.

I held her legs down (what's that called? the lotus-position I think?) so she could jerk herself off while I fucked her. It didn't take long before she started cumming buckets all over her stomach and tits. Wow, how the fuck did she walk out of the bar without a customer? She's fucking amazing!

The funny thing is, the whole time we're doing this, Tiger is in the other room laughing her head off at some stupid Thai movie, and Lynx kept banging on the wall and shouting "hurry up!"

Finally, Tiger comes in and I figure it's time to bust out the video camera. So, I'm on my back, camera in hand while Tiger is between my legs blowing my cock and jerking herself to get hard enough to fuck me. Meanwhile, Lynx is kneeling next to my head so I can suck her cock.

Lynx offers to take the camera so she can film me giving her a blow job from her perspective. Unfortunately, she's the worst videographer ever, and I end up with 10 minutes of very erotic footage of my forehead bobbing up and down. Oh well, maybe next time.

OK, so Tiger's worked herself up, and I finally get to feel her cock inside me. Damn, I've missed that! She's not huge or anything, but she likes to top and gives a good hard fuck.

I'm still blowing Lynx while Tiger fucks me in the ass, and finally I bust a nut all over myself and the girls complain that I didn't wait for them. But they're not far off, so Tiger pulls out and the both kneel on either side of my head so they can jerk off and cum all over my face.

Great stuff. We all clean up, shower and then crash in the bed for a few hours. Lynx gets up pretty early by ladyboy standards and heads back to her place. Tiger and I spend the rest of the morning and afternoon in bed talking, snoozing, and spooning.

We talked about what she wanted and what I wanted and basically what she said was, "Fuck anyone you want, I'm not jealous." Of course, like I said, you can never tell if the girl really means what she's saying or if she's just trying to say something she thinks you want to hear. So I take it all with a grain of salt. We'll see.

Anyway, I'm not at all disappointed with the decision to give her a call. I have no idea why every time I have sex, someone else gets invited to join in, but I'm not going to complain. It's just something I'll have to learn to deal with. Sigh...

So that's it for now. My girlfriend is coming back next week, so I've got to sort everything out before she gets home.

[stogie bear]

I'm worn out just reading it!

[rxpharm]

Doug your adventures are incredible, and truly a marvel. I would point out to other readers you have "fall in love" in quotations, so that should have clued us in! You aren't really talking about love, you are really talking about taking care of our lusts, using a well thought out plan to keep our privacy and sanity safe in case she flips out.

So for the nay sayers, keep it in mind it's not love! This strategy is employed by some wealthy men to maintain their mistresses.

[doug]

I'm going to have to rename this thread: "My Surreal Life", because the strangest shit happens to me when I walk out my door. Seriously, I carry a camera and condoms with my 24/7 these days because the oddest situations arrive at completely random times with no warning at all, so now I live by the old Boy Scout Motto: "Always Be Prepared!!"

Case in point:

The other night, I was in some random neighborhood on normal personal business (I actually have no idea where I was, I just handed the phone to the cabbie and my friend told him where to go).

Since I'd never been to that part of the city before, after I finished visiting my friend, I decided to wander around and check things out. Well, there was this nice little upscale strip of clubs and outdoor restaurants, so I picked one at random and wandered into a.........

Lesbian bar.

What are the odds of that? I mean, why I can't I find normal bars like normal people do? Why must I always pick the one pub that's going to be the most gender-confused place on the whole street? hahah.

Oh well, even though it seemed like a perfectly normal place on the outside, I quickly realized when I got inside that I was one of the few genetic males in the room. What a strange switch for me. I mean, I'm used to being in a place where most of the girls are really guys, so it was a bit surreal to be in a place where most of the guys were really girls.

For the most part, I just hung out at the bar and tried not to openly gawk at the sight of hot women dirty dancing and making out all around me. I found out later that this pub was near a studio and that many of these girls were aspiring actresses, models, and other people involved in commercial media and fashion. No, really, I'm not making that up at all. I'm talking about girls who were easily hot enough to grace the ad space in any magazine or TV spot. Of course, most of them were glued to bull dykes ("Toms" in Thai), but on occassion the feminine girls ("Dees") would do a little bump-n-grinding with each other for the benefit of their "boyfriends" (and mine as well), so it was an altogether pleasant experience.



Typical of most normal Thai bars, it didn't take long before someone was inviting me over to their table so they could "practice their English" by screaming at me over the music. Normally, I wave this kind of attention off because I don't enjoy being someone's English-tutor/evening's-entertainment in a loud, crowded bar.

But did I mention I was in a room full of hot lesbians?

Let's just say I made an exception this time . Hahah! So I fell in with a group of girls who were busy consoling one of the tomboys who'd just broken up with his girlfriend. In other words, they were drinking HARD.

One girl in particular caught my eye. One of the tomboys noticed my interest and so she and I gossiped about this girl while we both enjoyed walking her bump-n-grind another fem Dee. Turns out this girl was waffling on the whole "lesbian" thing and was considering giving guys another shot. The tomboy wanted me to be the beneficiary of the change of orientation since I seemed like such a nice guy.

Well, to make a long story short (I don't want to bore you with the details): "Lots of stuff happened. And I enjoyed a lot of it."

Anyway, Lolita just bootie-called me, so I've got to run. Later!

[Torurot]

You Sir are a rotten bastward! You did at least recall the name of this Den of iniquity??

[doug]

(Torurot @ Dec. 05 2007,19:14) You Sir are a rotten bastward!    You did at least recall the name of this Den of iniquity??  

Yes, of course I remember the name of the place, it's burned into by brain for all time.

However, you know those old Norse myths about weary travellers coming upon an elf home? The elf home only appears when you are not seeking it, and if the traveller joins the feast or the dance, they will be lost to it for all time.

Yeah, well, this kinda works like that.

[divertwo]

..in other words......no one on the forum gets to know the name of this place you just "wondered into".........does make for a good tale though

[Guest]

It is like the "Tale of Two Tities"....oh I think that is another thread!!

[Stewart]

(doug @ Dec. 06 2007,01:50)

(Torurot @ Dec. 05 2007,19:14) You Sir are a rotten bastward!    You did at least recall the name of this Den of iniquity??  

Yes, of course I remember the name of the place, it's burned into by brain for all time.

However, you know those old Norse myths about weary travellers coming upon an elf home?  The elf home only appears when you are not seeking it, and if the traveller joins the feast or the dance, they will be lost to it for all time.

Yeah, well, this kinda works like that.

Yes, but ancient Norse myths don't apply when you send the information by PM......but only to people with certain usernames......like, errrrrrr, Stewart, Yes, Stewart, that one is safe

[divertwo]

.....try this one...http://www.bangkok.com/nightlife-gay...an-venues.html

BUT.....I think it is rare and unlikely that a straight guy going into a 100% lesbian club would be welcomed very warmly. I have a very good lesbian friend(she had SRS years ago and only dates females) that said it really makes most lesbians angry when a guy enters "their clubs" ........and then thinks he can convert them to bi-sexual or hetro........But with that said, I'm sure there are those "on the fence" or "experimenting" girls that would probably sleep with a straight guy. When you decide you need a change from ladyboys, I guess a lez bar might be a change of pace........

[Torurot]

Kinda like a LB lover occasionally falling off the wagon and going to a GG bar, usually led astray by straight "mates" who are scared they may be converted to the dark side (or something). So "lesbians" falling off the wagon and occasionally going with a "Straight" guy like Doug is not too far off the story.
If you go with a LB lover does that really count?

[doug]

(divertwo @ Dec. 07 2007,09:29) .....try this one...http://www.bangkok.com/nightlife-gay...an-venues.html

BUT.....I think it is rare and unlikely that a straight guy going into a 100% lesbian club would be welcomed very warmly.  I have a very good lesbian friend(she had SRS years ago and only dates females) that said it really makes most lesbians angry when a guy enters "their clubs" ........and then thinks he can convert them to bi-sexual or hetro........But with that said, I'm sure there are those "on the fence" or "experimenting" girls that would probably sleep with a straight guy. When you decide you need a change from ladyboys, I guess a lez bar might be a change of pace........

Well, the whole lesbian thing will have to wait for a while, I'm a bit too busy right now to pursue it. But just to answer a few comments about the "believability" issue. First, enough already. It gets a bit tiresome after every post to wade through all the naysayers. Yeah, great, you have your doubts, can we move on please? Second, this shit really does happen to me, whether you believe it or not. Yeah, I freely admit to fudging some details for privacy's sake, but for the most part, I'm relating real personal experience.

For example, some of you are saying that I couldn't possibly walk into a lesbian bar and be warmly accepted. Why not? This isn't some Hollywood version of a biker bar where they beat you up the minute you walk in. These are just normal people having a good time after work. Yes, they happened to be lesbians, and yes they happened to work in commercial arts and fashion, but that doesn't mean they are going to be openly hostile to me the minute I walk through the door. I bet most of the girls in there didn't even know I was in the bar. They were too busy having a good time with their friends.

Also, my behavior played a factor. I didn't walk around the bar trying to "convert" girls. I didn't openly leer at anyone (too much), and when I did talk to a girl, I talked to her eyes, not her tits. Little things like that go a long way towards being accepted in a room full of girls. For the most part, I kept to myself and just enjoyed the band. I stood at the bar, smiled a lot, and sang along to some of my favorite Thai songs. It didn't take long before I was invited to join a group of girls.

Now here's the thing. After a trip around the bar, I picked out the group of girls that I wanted to hang with, but I didn't approach them to introduce myself to them. I just positioned myself nearby and waited. If they wanted to hang with me, they'd ask me to join them. If not, no big deal. In other words, I never gave a single hint or impression that I was "on the prowl", which in a lesbian bar would have certainly have put people off.

Also, this is Thailand and Thai people are almost always happy to see a farang in their bar, especially in the suburbs. If you play the role right, you'll have an air of celebrity that'll put you on par with even the most popular groups in the bar. Everyone (even real celebrities) loves to practice their English, even if 90% of the chit-chat is unintelligible due to the loud music. It doesn't take a great deal of confidence or effort to just STAND STILL next to a group of girls and wait for them to start up a conversation.

I strongly doubt I could get away with the same thing in a lesbian bar in the States, but this is Thailand and lesbians want to practice their English just like everyone else. So taking those factors into consideration, I hope that brings the "believability factor" into a range that you naysayers can find acceptable. If not, well then screw you!!

Oh, and divertwo, the club I stumbled across is NOT on that website's list. It's a small pub tucked away in a strip of clubs in an upscale neighborhood. Hope that narrows it down for you guys .

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Anyways, back on topic. Like I said, the lesbian thing is just going to have to wait right now. For one, my girlfriend is not too keen on sharing me with other girls (although I think she's curious about bi-sex, however normal Thai-girl jealousy is the main hurdle and you guys who've dated Thai girls know that it's a BIG hurdle). Also, right now I'm having a tough time juggling my girlfriend and half-a-dozen ladyboys, so I'm not really sure where I could fit lesbians into my schedule. Especially since the lesbian girl I messed around with at that bar is "on the fence" and I would need a lot of time and effort to get her to come down on my side for a while. So right now, we just chat on the phone and email each other, and we'll see what develops later.

Arrrggh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had planned to sit here and write out a big long story about my girlfriend's recent foray into threesome sex with ladyboys, but I just got a completely-out-of-the-blue booty call from a 19 year-old ladyboy uni-girl that I've been chatting up on Faceparty. This supposedly "good girl" is out at a pub right now (she's drunk), and she just called to invite herself over to my place. "For what?" I asked. "Well,... I don't know..." she answered. . Damn I need to rent a fuck-flat soon!! The first place I had booked fell through (landlord wanted a huge deposit), and so I've been pissing around trying to find a good two-bedroom (one for sex, one for sleep) at a decent price, but I think I'm just going to have to take the best deal I can get. "Good girls" like this one tend to lose interest if you suggest a love hotel. So I'm going to have to think of something.... Anyway, she said she'd call me back once the club closes and she ditches her friends. But that means I'm on a time limit here. I'll type as fast as I can, but this one may have to come in installments because I don't think I can do it justice if I rush it.

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OK, so I've finally managed to separate Lolita from her bad-influence ladyboy-mama, Katie. Turns out, it wasn't that difficult after all. All I had to do was barfine Katie and let natural Thai-girl jealousy take over. . Lolita, of course, forgives me for "straying", because I'm a guy, after all, and Thai girls expect their men to stray. But now she's absolutely livid with Katie for trying to "steal her man", so now they're not talking to each other anymore. Whoot!

Hopefully this means that Lolita will finally stop wearing shorts and skirts so short that you can see her balls hanging down. I've been buying her decent clothes to wear for a while now, and she usually wears them when I'm around (because she knows I won't let her leave the house looking like a bargirl), but whenever she hung out with Katie, Katie's influence would always swing her back to slut-chic. Which is GREAT if you're standing outside Nana looking for short-times, but not so great if you're going to the mall to see a movie.

By the way, Katie was PHENOMENAL in the sack. I guess all those nights I slept over at her place with Lolita (and made Lolita make A LOT of noise), had given Katie a lot of pent up energy. So when I walked in and barfined her (she was a bit shocked I did it, but thrilled to go), she practically ran to get her shit out of her locker. We went over to PB Hotel and had some hard, rough animal sex. Best of all, she topped me, which is something that Lolita can't do. I like the short-time rooms at PB because they have lots of mirrors at many angles. It was so hot watching Katie kneel behind me and absolutely SLAM my ass.

The next day, they have a big blow up (which I, thankfully, was not involved in since they don't know where I actually live). Lolita goes back to live with Lily for a while, and refuses to talk to me for about a week. But I keep tabs on her through Lily, and after some pouting, she calls me up and amends are made.

The end result of all this is that Lolita is now staying temporarily with that girl I told you about who's freelancing behind her boyfriend's back. That girl is staying with one of her friends (also temporarily), so the both of them are waiting for me to rent that ever-more-important fuck-flat. Now before you guys flame me for manipulating Lolita, please try to remember that Katie is doing A LOT of Ice, and it's very clear that she's on the path for Moo-like levels of trouble. If Lolita had stayed with her for much longer, she would have started doing Ice too and/or gotten dragged into a big mess when Katie's life finally spirals out of control. So, yes, I acted out of manipulative self-interest, but Lolita also benefits from my self-interest so I think my Karma is still balanced.

The girls she staying with right now may not be great influences either, but at least they're not drug addicts, and at least they know how to dress themselves properly. Hopefully, they pass some of that off onto Lolita.

Speaking of influences, my girlfriend is back in town and based solely on my stories, she's taken Lolita under her wing too, but we'll get to that in a minute.

First up, Twiggy, me, and my girlfriend. Whoot!

As you know, Twiggy calls me up for gang-bangs on a semi-regular basis. For some reason, she and her friends love to fuck my ass and mouth and then spunk all over me. They've been gracious enough to allow my girlfriend to watch on webcam while she was in Japan, and needless to say, my girlfriend arrived back in Bangkok with a full charge in her batteries .

I've spent a good deal of time recently giving my girlfriend the best sex I can manage and then some. Which isn't hard to do, since she's totally adorable and fucks like an energizer bunny on crack. Since she's a flight attendant, she's 1) hot, 2) making more money than I do, and 3) out of town a lot, which is why I have such free reign. She had an extended stay in Japan recently for some training thing, so we've had to make due with lots of cam-sex, but now that she's back in town I've been making the best of the time we have together. And first up on her agenda, was....

Not a threesome with Twiggy (as we'd planned).

Turns out my little honey had a surprise for me. Heheh. Her first night back in town, we're chit-chatting in the bedroom while she unpacks. Suddenly, she stops and says, "Honey, can you do something for me?" "Sure anything", I say. She then asks me to go into the bathroom and shave my entire body. OK... sure thing, but I notice she's trying to hide a bag at the bottom of her suitcase. "What's that?" I ask. "Later," she says, "after you get read." So after an hour in the bathroom (I'm a furry guy), I come out wrapped in one of her silk robes (which when one is freshly shaved feels amazing), to find my girlfriend kneeling on the bed wearing an outfit she bought in Japan:

A white silk camisole and tap pants with a sheer robe over it, a pair of white thigh-high stockings with a matching garter belt, and... a really big strap-on dildo. Wow. I can't imagine how embarassing/exciting it must have been for her to put her bags through the airport x-ray machine with that thing packed in there (not to mention actually walking into an adult toy store in Japan and purchasing it), but here she was, ready to give it to me.

At first I was so stunned, I just stood there and stared at her. I kept thinking about her walking around that adult toy store, shopping for a nice big strap-on dick to shove up my ass. It was so hot just imagining my sweet, proper girlfriend doing something so outrageous. And I could tell she was feeling the same way. Her perky nipples were standing at attention under the fabric of her camisole, and she'd clearly been fingering herself right before I came out of the bathroom because her face was flushed and her eyes had a steamy focus. I knew this was going to be a night to remember!

...Aw crap, I just got an SMS from that ladyboy uni-girl. She wants to meet me in 30 minutes for a quickie, so I've got to run. I'll finish this up later. Coming up after my girlfriend finishes banging me with a strap-on, we've got a threesome with Twiggy (one of the most intense sexual encounters I have ever had), and after that... my girlfriend and Lolita finally meet (which turned out to be alternately adorable and surreal)...

But all of that will have to wait until later this week. Right now, I don't want to be late for my first bootie call with this uni-girl. Later!