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"my heart is made of meat not stone."
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"ho darling don't forget bay big house and big car for me. when you come back pattaya again. i remember everything never forget sure!"
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My favorite SMS conversation with a Filipina LB in Singapore whom I done wrone... (Litttle old butterfly me.)
HER: I refuse to be treated like this!
ME: refusal accepted.f0xxee
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"you have a big nose, you are poor, and not handsome. What can you do for me?" Hmm accurate, but cutting nevertheless.....
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Welcome to the forum big nose
Free your mind and your ass will follow .Comment
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I just got this lovely e-mail today:
"Is this DP? You remember me? I hope you die already!!!"
Charming isn't it?
Rumours of my imminent return have started to spread and I half expect a LB death squad to be waiting at the airport for me.I'm a rough-ridin', hootin' and hollerin', ladyboy lovin' cowboy! Bang bang yer dead!!!Comment
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Don't mind Stogie - he's just going thru the male menopause
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After you left last time, your one certain friend would show me the texts she sent you when I went to her bar. You know the one. I loved how polite she was when she started her texts with "Dear The King,"(janabiyah @ May 19 2008,11:24) Received this today:
Darling what you now why you not send message me, i'm miss you alltime sometime "NAME" hurt and cry if I you stay with me very happy now I sad.
Can anyone decipher this?
“When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.”
― Henry Ward Beecher
"Inflexibility is the worst human failing. You can learn to check impetuosity, overcome fear with confidence and laziness with discipline. But for rigidity of mind, there is no antidote. It carries the seeds of its own destruction." ~ Anton MyrerComment
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(bigmick22 @ Nov. 19 2008,14:35) Don't mind Stogie - he's just going thru the male menopause
It never fails any more, if someone gets me to literally start laughing out loud on this forum it is you or jimslim.
“When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.”
― Henry Ward Beecher
"Inflexibility is the worst human failing. You can learn to check impetuosity, overcome fear with confidence and laziness with discipline. But for rigidity of mind, there is no antidote. It carries the seeds of its own destruction." ~ Anton MyrerComment
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Old topic I know but just received this sms from a Patts girl a couple of days back and felt like posting it here. Haven't seen this LB for a couple of years but I still get texts regularly from her:
"what u doing now i in home with my family. Now i have 2 new website of me you want see my cock or not if want txt back sweetheart"
Fill what's empty, Empty what's full.
Scratch where it itches.
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And what did you do ?(sanuk_dee @ Dec. 04 2008,12:33) Now i have 2 new website of me you want see my cock or not if want txt back sweetheart"Dutch.Comment
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Another one:
Hi NAME. This NAME. today i come check pipy in soi 9 police much check every week. And today in my pipy have drug don't know why? They lock me and want 8000 bath and they stop this story. Take me out please txt back
Fuck me! What next?
Fill what's empty, Empty what's full.
Scratch where it itches.
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I got an sms last weeek
"where your friend same same head you?"My idea of foreplay is getting my wallet out......
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reading this thread made me laugh as i just recieved a sms from a friend who tried to call ,
it read, sorry tiruk now me pleep my room, i meet you so much. xx
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