Favorite Texts?

[buttafly]

(rick @ Mar. 20 2007,23:39) Heres one i got: "why you go with man, i look more buty, u ladyboy is man"

classic! who says there is jealousy amongst ladyboys??

[buttafly]

(kaos @ Mar. 20 2007,23:45) "cant suck your dick because i have pain in the mouth"

another great one.....

 I asked this  question to  Eye one morning after she stayed over; "hey, why  didn't you suck me off last night?"

"Oh, sorry..... I forgot"

     hearing that in person was even better than a text!!


Kaos, don't you just love these; "ok miss u and wait u everytime "

of course they are 'waiting' for us and sending that text from the back of a taxi on their way to the JW Marriott to see a 'customer' LOL


 surely there are more than the few mentioned here??  Kaos and Snick and myself and these other guys can't be the only ones to hear from these crazies  when they are lonely and feel like wasting 3 baht on a text, where are  yours, Tom Cat?  69Billy? MonkeyMan??   etc........  join in the fun!!    

[newwriter]

Same headcase (remember not LB but obviously the same sort of mental makeup)
1. I will public your name and photo in a magazine
2. Your children will know what a bastard you are
3. Could you buy me a recharge card? (for her phone)

Again, all within about 20 minutes of each other.

One of mates said I should keep fucking her as the sex just HAS to be good.

[TTChang]

(buttafly @ Mar. 21 2007,00:06) [ I asked this  question to  Eye one morning after she stayed over; "hey, why  didn't you suck me off last night?"

"Oh, sorry..... I forgot"          hearing that in person was even better than a text!!

Brilliant........ and I can almost picture Eye saying it too!

[buttafly]

(newwriter @ Mar. 21 2007,00:35) 3. Could you buy me a recharge card?

awesome!!!

[Guest]

"hey, why didn't you suck me off last night?"

"Oh, sorry..... I forgot"

Another one for the books! I like to think shes got a great sense of humor but i know better i'm afraid.
Thanks, buttafly , this is really fun.

[buttafly]

actually, she DOES have a great sense of humor, she was the one who reminded me of that quote just 2 weeks ago! I had forgotten all about it...... she is a funny kid and I like spending time with her, unfortunately no funny texts from her though [serious ones however, but those are no fun!]

[Guest]

Ladyboy: Do you love me?
Me: What is love?
Ladyboy: My dick.

[buttafly]

Bia, favorite ladyboy, number 19 in Obsessions

Buttafly; "Where R U?"

Bia, 7 hours later, at 3:30am; "Sorry, my fone downstair and me upstair sleeping, I just see your message now"


a ladyboy without her cell fone for 7 hours? Never!!

[kaos]

trying to reach a girl but no answer...after few minutes she sms saying "sorry i cannot answer you my torasap lost in disco last nite someone alibaba torasap"
yeah well how many time someone alibaba torasap

[moe666]

Picked up a gg a few times years ago she never offered to BJ I never asked pussy was good. The next trip we go to room and right away she is hooting on the old johnson, I ask her how come no smoke last time, o me no get around to it.
Lordy it does make Thailand an adventure each and ever time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kahuna]

I received an interesting one last night...

"You heart me so much."

Translation: No matter how you interpret it as "heart" or "hurt" designed solely to creat guilt...

[daveduke007]

From yesterday

I am not your girlfriend but I want only you

[buttafly]

from an Obsessions uber-babe 2 weeks ago, home while recovering from her 4th [why??] hip implant surgery

"I no you have radyboy there now" {geez, ya' think??}

seriously, with the 'R'!! Leally!!

[Guest]

lol, im having flied lice for dinner