A Gaijin in the Land of Ladyboys

[KingofNANA]

 

LB sure have the Japanese Newhalf beat in the size department.

 You can say that again!     I have always found newhalves a bit of a disappointment.


Great report whrw, keep it coming.   Really love that pic of the Penthouse girls on walking street. Happy Pic!

[whrw]

So I have been going at it pretty hot and heavy the past three days, so I figured I would take a little break today. Spent most of the daylight hours in my room, relaxing, watching Battlestar Galactica reruns on SciFi, playing Civ IV on my Mac, and realizing that if it was 30 years ago I would have been watching Battlestar Galactica on the grainy pic of our old broadcast TV, playing some Avalon Hill role playing game, and wondering where I would be in 30 years. Sadly, pretty much in the same place, lol.

But then darkness came...

I interrupt this report for another quick food update. The Steak Sandwich from the Cherry at the PBR is absolutely fanfuckingtastic. Grilled steak with peppers and onions with some sauce that made you go yum after every bite. I realize what all you pervs are thinking after that last line, but it is a very good sandwich.

So back to the darkness...

Was tired, and almost didn't even head out. But hunger got the best of me, so what the hell, lets walk a bit and grab a bite. Almost ended up at the Blue Parrot again, but there is this place on Beach Road right around the corner that always seemed crowded, so I gave it a try. I have forgotten the name but will get it for you guys tomorrow. Original plan was Fish and Chips, ended up with Cashew Chicken, good, but I think flavored for the tourist, not much punch.

Afterwards, I dropped by EZY, to say hello to Palm and see if she had arranged what I hoped she had. She hadn't, seems Nikki was not available, so she instead pointed me in the direction of the amazing Tata.

Now remember, I left the house, not really expecting to barfine anyone, just to check in with Palm. But there I was, roughly 24 hours after my last visit to EZY throwing my plan to the wind and spending a few hours short time with Tata.

She gave me a ride back to the PBR on her bike, and actually guided my hands up to play with her breasts on the way. I of course hung on for dear life, since I assumed they were some sort of safety device.

In the room, lots of fun, amazing body on closer inspection, really beautiful to look at while you fuck her. And best of all, she has the best breasts and ass money can buy.

She would not let me post any nude or topless, but I have included a clothed shot for you guys.

After she left, I found myself as most of us do a few hours after eating Asian (another line for smart ass comments), hungry again. So I thought I would head over to the mall and grab some fast food. Made it across second street, didn't make it past Stringfellows.

After a few drinks, I ended up with my second short time barfine of the night in the form of the absolutely stunning Wan. Now there is a back story here, how I pissed her off the first night when she thought I was going to barfine her and ended up with Suzi and Kim. She had been refusing to even look at me. I think every one in the place knew it, because when I got the waitress to bring her in all the girls stopped to see what was going on.

So I publicly said I was sorry, bought her a lady drink, and within five minutes we were gone. Acted a little aloof at first, but once we were in bed, things heated up.

I know I should not have done it, if a bar girl is pouty, blow it off and move on, but she was one of those I really wanted to see, so I threw the rule book out and got lucky.

By all rights, it should have been a terrible session, but I think she forgave me, at least enough to cum for me. And even if she just went thru the motions, the motions were good enough to get me to come a couple time myself after a short time just about an hour before where I came a few times.

So on my fourth night, I planned to just eat and set things up for the future, and ended up with girls 6 & 7 of my trip so far. Now this means I will need to pull another 3 girl day before I leave to average 2 a day on this trip, but I will do my best to make it happen, lol.

Also made a brief stop at Obsessions after dinner before going to EZY, and it was just not for me. Grabbed a seat and before the waitress took my order I was mobbed by 5 girls. Will give it another shot in case first impressions are wrong, but jeez, let me at least get my drink.

The first pic is of Tata, the next of Wan, both amazing. I have been lucky in my choices so far, with only one in seven a true disappointment.

[Guest]

wow...tata looks stunning!!!!

[Foggy]

Quantity and quality.... enjoying this report well done....

[whrw]

It has been a long 36 hours of pleasure, pain and pure insanity. It started off with an afternoon run to Soi 6 to "get the beer batter off the brain" as they said in the movies.

I walked the Gauntlet and got grabbed by an amazingly beautiful LB named Sunny from Full Moon. She walked right up to me, looked me in they eye and said "I suck your cock real good, 500 for me, 300 for the room" Who was I to argue, so off we go.

Sunny was wearing a leather corset, hooker boots, and looked like an S&M fantasy brought to life. Turns out she is Filipino, has a decent sized functional cock, speaks great English and is very good at her job. She is also very passable.

When we got up to the room I asked her to undress, and she did, except for the skirt. When I told her to take it off, she seemed surprised and said "but I have a cock". To which I just said, "I know", lol.

I took a picture, but iPhoto locked up when transferring it over and when I restarted it was lost, but I do highly recommend her.

So with a shot out of me, I figured I was going to think more reasonably when it came for my LT selection that night. Boy was I wrong.

I went for a drink at a beer bar right at the corner where you turn off Walking Street to EZY, with a good view of England (ex-JSB) Bar. While sipping away, I saw the famous Emma, who is amazing, but who I got the impression is a bit full of herself. Could be wrong though.

And then, I saw this beautiful girl in a green dress. It was from a distance. I could not be sure, but I thought it was Moo.

So I finish my drink, head over to England and grab a seat. I get mobbed with girls asking for drinks and gave my standard answer "I will buy the girl I want to take home a drink." I only say this when I get mobbed, because it bugs the hell out of me if a girl comes over and asks for a drink if I have shown no intrest in her what so ever. But, if I make eye contact, she responds, I see no problem buying a drink.

So after a few minutes, Moo comes over. She is just as hot as she looks in her pics, if not more so. I can confirm she is now a post-op, and that her pussy is actually tighter than her ass.

I can also confirm the reports that she is not quite "stable". Not going to go into details on this, but unless, like me, you just got to have her to live the fantasy, and even then, think twice.

I have included a pic of Moo, and you can see she is still amazing.

Yesterday I was sick as a dog from partying with Moo, spent the day in bed, sleeping until 3AM this morning, unable to keep anything down or inside me. I even missed out on a group outing with Farrangbah, my fellow Japan resident and LB Fan.

But I am back on the horse, and plan to hit the EZY Christmas Party tonight. Have seven nights to go, got to make the most of them.

[dummy_plug]

Great TR so far. Pics from the iPhone look decent enough, but boy, do they go to shit without sufficient lighting. Damn Apple, any camera phone worth its weight in 2009 (soon to be '10) needs a flash! Sorry, just my techno-geek rant.

Anyways, can you try to post a still using your Xacti just for comparison?

[johanns]

Wow...is all I can say, great report and wonderful taste in LB's.

[whrw]

Sorry it has been a few days since an update, but I am alive and well, and things are going great in "Sodom by the Sea".

A friend of mine from Japan who WAS a ladyboy virgin arrived day before yesterday, and it was interesting to bring him over to the dark side, lol.

Took him down to Soi 6 to walk the Gauntlet in the afternoon, just to let him see it. I had already planned to meet Farrangbah at EZY and told him I would be going there late that evening, and if he was cool with it, he was more than welcome to come.

Well, as we made the walk down Soi 6, I keep pointing out that the hottest girls on the street are LB. He has this stupid grin on his face, as we make it from the Beach Road side to Second Road and turn to head back.

A LB I saw the day before from Full Moon, this AMAZINGLY hot Filipino named Sunny comes back up to me and we talk breifly, and my friend is standing there with this look of shock and awe on his face.

You've got to remember, this is not only his first time to see a ladyboy up close, but the first time to be in Thailand. A true virgin.

So we continue down towards Beach Road and when we pass by Pook's, he spots this amazing girl in a blue dress (I will get her name and report it later). He goes "Wow, she is hot" and I go "Well, lets go get a drink" and in we go.

As we are sitting at the bar, a LB comes up and starts flirting we me, until I point to my friend and say "You know, he is a Ladyboy virgin". It was like throwing catnip in front of a tabby, she was on him in seconds, running her hand up his shorts, the full court press. All the while a look of shock and amazement on his face.

My friend had started with a Black Label on the Rocks, and quickly downed it and ordered a second, and when I said "You know, they have rooms upstairs", with a hot ladyboy already attached to him, he downed the second one and off they went.

To kill time, I followed with the girl in the blue dress about 10 minutes later. I mean, come on, I had to do something besides sit by myself, drink, and play games on my iPhone. So after 40 minutes upstairs, I am thinking I better head down, because he must be finished by now.

WRONG!

I waited another 30 minutes before he comes down with a look on his face that says he has seen and done things he never imagined a few hours before. He was truly stunned. All I could do is laugh, and remember it was about 10 years ago that I left KC3 after a short time with Natalie with the same look.

So as we are walking down Beach Road, so he can see the girls lined up for the evening, he tells me that the Ladyboy he was with totally made him her bitch. Forced him to undress in front of her as she stood there and smoked a cigarette. Grabbed him by his arm, flipped him over, and told him she was going to fuck him. All and all a pretty amazing first time, and I think he was happy she was forceful, because he admits he was clueless.

So after dinner, we head over to EZY for the Christmas Party. I barfine Palm again, because, come on, she is Palm, lol. But after I tell her my friend is a Ladyboy Virgin (okay, technically a lie, but only by a couple of hours) she says, "I want to trade."

The other night when I bar fined her, she asked me who I liked in EZY, and I told her Tata and Lay. Well she had already hooked me up with Tata, and now that she decided she wanted to re-burst my friends recently burst Ladyboy cherry, she grabs Lay and brings her over to me and says, again "Let's trade"

And thank god she did. I have broken my one time only rule and have spent the last two nights with Lay, who is indeed a very beautiful and sweet girl. I have been coming to Thailand for over ten years, and I have always had a no repeat rule going back to before I even met a ladyboy, so you know I mus have had an amazing time with her.

Lay has only been in Pattaya for 4 months, so she still has not lost that something that seems missing in girls who have been in the game a while.

Last night I had her out on the balcony, taking her from behind as fireworks exploded so close you could touch them behind the PBR. Now that is the image I want to keep from this trip. It was pretty damn awesome.

Took some pics last night, and Lay LOVES the camera, demanding to see each pic after I took it. What fun!

Still have five nights to go. New Years Eve will be spent in the Airport waiting for an early morning flight back to Japan that leaves just after midnight and the New Year's begins.

Despite a couple of downspots, this has been a great trip, and more is yet to come.

Here are some pics of Lay taken with the Xacti for you guys. Remember it is a video camera first, still second.

[deepthroat]

Lay is a real cutey, great pick there Whrw. I loved the story about your friend! And Moo... where did she use to work? Must have been either EZY or Guess in BKK as she looks awfully familiar to me. Why the secrecy about her "issues"? I'm curious. Perhaps you could PM me with details if you're willing to share them but not on the open forum, I'd like to know what sort of problems I'd be signing up for if I saw her next month on my trip.

Have a few more days of paradise!

[eltel]

Keep the report up, it's a good one.

Would also like to see photos of the ones your friend chose, or rather they chose him.

[deepthroat]

Just noticed that there's a ton of pics of Moo on the Ladyboy Gold website, at least she's all over their banner ads and featured on the homepage.

www.ladyboygold.com

[PigDogg]

at the posters request.

Nice meeting u bro!

[whrw]

Okay, it is time to play "Guess the Ladyboy". No hints, no face, just a look at her riding me. I do apologize that the refugee from the Planet of the Apes is also in the picture, but I am of Italian decent, we are all that hairy.

So guys, who is it?

[farangbah]

Come on, dude.

Give us a lil more than that . . .

[Guest]

I would say Suzi from Stringfellows, that thing looks as if it could grow pretty big!