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  • #16
    (whrw @ Dec. 19 2009,12:24) So now begins day two. Three LBs on the first day, not a bad way to begin a vacation!
    Only 3? Rookies....

    Walk back across the street to the 7-11 and pick up some good lube. If you expect the girls to have all the necessary accessories you'll usually be sorely disappointed. Same goes for condoms of course, but hopefully you've brought a good supply from home. Unless you can fit your junk in a thimble, it's often hard to find good condoms in LOS.

    Love the reporting, keep 'er coming. With La Bamba and Stringfellows so well situated to the PBR it's awfully easy to fall into a rut. Don't forget to get down to EZY, I think you'll be very very impressed with the talent.

    Thanks, I'm loving it!
    Making newbie mistakes since 2009 so you don't have to




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    • #17
      Dude...Like Deepthroat said, come prepared!  If anything, call a time out and walk across the street to 7-11 for lube and maybe even some beers to stock up for the next oconquest. Dont want to pay the mini bar prices and beers on the street are 3 times cheaper....

      Always come to LOS with Lube in hand and plenty of condoms from the home country.  I have never bought condoms from thailand because I dont trust them.  Having a USA size Johnson means that any Asian condom will never be large enough without breaking.  I always bring twice the number that I need and if I dont use them all I just save them for future use. And always bring lube.  
      Its like a soldier going into battle without bullets for his gun.  Come equipped and it will make for a much more pleasurable experience.
      By the way, nice reporting so far...
      Keep it up!!!!



      Cheers

      Dog

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      • #18
        Suzi is a great girl and super sweet! nice pics

        neo
        where we want to be is closer than we think!!

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        • #19
          I am American, but since I live in Japan, bringing them from my home country does me no good because they are too small. I am not bragging on my size, just stating the true fact that Asian condoms are made smaller.

          You are so right about the lube issue, and it will be fixed by tonight. But with the girl last night, I do not think it would have made much of a difference. Live and learn, and besides, I had a great time at Stringfellows leading up to it, so I broke even.

          Tonight I think I am going to head over to EZY or Obsessions, break my habit of the short walk from the PBR to Soi 13-1.

          BTW, some of the PBR reviews said they skimped on the breakfast portions, but I got the American Breakfast this morning and it was pretty good, both in size and taste. I am sure lots of places are better, but it was good enough for a fat man like me.

          Last night I went to a little Mexican place on the same Soi as Obsessions called the Blue Parrot. Got the Chimicunga Dinner and it was pretty good. Now I do live in Japan where Mexican Food truly sucks, so it could be a staving man loving a cracker coming out of the desert, but I say give it a shot.
          "I love the smell of Ladyboy in the morning, it smells like victory"  

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          • #20
            About the best you're gonna get in Pattaya...Ain't too bad...

            The Blue Parrot is on Soi 13/4 for those you don't know where, or don't wanta know where, Obsessions is...
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            "It's not Gay if you beat them up afterwards."  --- Anon

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            • #21
              Forgot to add the pics to my previous post. So will do so now.

              Took a walk down beach road to Soi 6 and at 3PM there was a lot of daytime action with loads of GG and LB. Couple of nice ones outside So What, but I was just on a recon, so kept walking.

              Getting ready to head out again in a couple of hours. Plan to hit La Bamba, Obsessions, and EZY tonight, couple drinks each place, check out the eye candy and keep moving. Of course I will bar fine someone tonight, but since my butt has been glued to a seat at Stringfellows, it is time to pry it up and move it on down that yellow brick road.

              Pics below are the Penthouse Big Sexy girls on Walking Street last night. My breakfast (if you are taking pics of food, you have lived too long in Japan) at the PBR. And about to enter the gauntlet that is Soi 6, though at 3PM it is pretty easy going still.
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              "I love the smell of Ladyboy in the morning, it smells like victory"  

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              • #22
                (whrw @ Dec. 19 2009,23:11) Well, you can't win the all, that is my motto today.

                After such a wonderful time last night with Kim and Suzi, I thought I would give Stringfellows another go. I enjoyed my time in the club, Bob really runs a class show, but my choice of bar fine for the day was not so great.

                Don't get me wrong, Peuy is an absolutely beautiful girl. Great smile, dimples (the reason I picked her, and a personal weakness) and I think for the right guy, she could be a wonderful pick.

                But for me, as she was sucking my cock she looked up at me and said those five words that can have four totally different meanings.

                "You have a big cock."

                Now when a girl says these words it really can mean many different things, and you need to watch her face and eyes as she looks up from slurping away to figure out how it is meant.

                1) It is a lie, she is looking for a nice tip and wants to make you feel good.

                2) It is the truth, at least to her, and she loves big cocks. This is by far my favorite, because it usually comes with a grin and a twinkle in her eye, like a child getting ready to unwrap presents on Christmas morning.

                3) It is the truth, and she is unsure of how well she can handle it, but is ready to give it a shot.

                4) Or she means it is too big, you are the second or third guy to fuck me in the ass today and I am too tired and sore to do anything but make you cum as fast as I can.

                Sadly, very sadly, she very much meant meaning four.

                So after an amazing blowjob, and I do mean it, she is very good at it (but she was really trying to get me to pop before we fucked, so she gave it her all), she climbed on top and slid it in. Now it was obvious she was not happy about it, and when I asked her if she had KY, and she said no, I knew it wouldn't get any better.

                Long story short, I closed my eyes, thought of the amazing festival of fun last night with Kim and Suzi, and made myself hurry up and cum, because at this point, I just wanted her to go as much as she did.

                I thought about heading out again, but decided to call it a night as it was about midnight anyway.

                I did have a great time hanging out at Stringfellows, so all in all it was a wash.

                But after the amazing day yesterday turned out to be, it was a let down.

                I attached a pic of Peuy, and you can see why I picked her, she is beautiful.
                Same behaviour with me. As a matter of fact, she is very tight and, without KY, I would not have been able to penetrate her. But eventually I did it, when I offered her 500 baht on top of the 1.000 that had been agreed. In two hours I fucked her twice in the ass and she let me dump my load in her mouth, untill the last drop. And, last but not least, while I was shagging her, she cummed two times in a short time session!
                Definitely, a good girl for me and I also agree with you about Stringfellows: the best!

                Cheers!

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                • #23
                  Nothing wrong with the Brand name condoms here- just have a read on the back and make sure you get the larger diameter ones. if not 7/11 any pharmacy should see you right. Enjoying the TR and agree Susie is good fun
                  I couldn't give a shit how long it is until you're next holiday- I live here

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                  • #24
                    you can get the 56mm Durex condoms in 7-11 (and other convenience stores). They cost 80 baht for 3 as opposed to 50 baht for the 52mm ones

                    Note: Many Durex condoms sold in the west are manufactured in Thailand - 1/3 in 2006

                    http://money.cnn.com/magazin....dex.htm


                    About 8,000 condoms a day pass through the hands of these women - and about three billion a year through factories across Thailand. More than three-quarters of those condoms are exported, with the biggest share, about 12%, going to the U.S., followed by Japan and 67 other countries

                    ..........

                    Thailand has been the world's top rubber producer for some time, but it is only in the past two years that it has also become the world's leading exporter of condoms, pulling ahead of the Netherlands, Spain, Britain, and India.

                    .............

                    Durex, which expanded its operations in Thailand from six to 15 manufacturing lines in 2001, encouraged by government incentives, has managed to capture more than 70% of the country's domestic market.

                    SSL now makes one-third of its Durex products, or about 300 million condoms annually, in Thailand, with the remainder produced in Britain, Spain, India, and China.


                    etc. etc.
                    No honey, no money!!

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                    • #25
                      (whrw @ Dec. 20 2009,16:43) (if you are taking pics of food, you have lived too long in Japan)

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                      • #26
                        I had a plan last night, I swear I did. After a ho-hum second night, I was going to follow the advice of my fellow BMs and get of Soi 13-1 and head down to the other clubs. As I headed out for the night, I was thinking a quick drink or two at EZY to check out the talent, then over to Obsessions hoping to catch a glimpse of Nikki, and then to finish the night a quick run up the home Soi to check in at La Bamba and Stringfellows.

                        I swear that was my plan, and a good one. Head out to the farthest bar from the hotel and work my way back. Solid, with out fault.

                        So at 8PM on the dot, I walk into Ezy. Not exactly mobbed, but lots of nice girls. Some girl, can't remember who, sits down next to me right after I order my vodka tonic, a nice cool drink for a warm night. And as it arrives, I look up to thank the waitress, and my plan gets shot all to hell.

                        Walking behind her is Palm, looking absolutely amazing, and she plops herself down on the opposite couch to finish putting on her make-up. The girl next to me asks if I want to take girl home, and without thinking, I point and say "Yeah, her."

                        And that ended my perfect plan, less than five minutes after it started. Palm came over and we quickly left the bar, got a motocycle taxi ride back to PBR, and were up in the room before 9PM. She just left, it is 1207PM, and all I can say is WOW!

                        Had a really amazing time with her. Great sex of course, knock out body, beautiful face, and a very funny girl. We did not get much sleep, one of those shag until we snooze and then shag some more nights. So all I can say is that I am back in the saddle again, night three victorious, even if the plan got shot to hell before it began.

                        Not that I am complaining in the least

                        On a side note. I grew up in Texas, where we were feed fried chicken and catfish as baby food, so I went into KFC for a quick bite before heading to Ezy. Ordered the Jim Joom set (excuse spelling please) and it was absolutely wonderful. Hot and sour chicken that leaves the 11 herbs and spices in the dust. Really delicious.

                        You guys have to excuse my side notes on food, but in Japan, everything tastes great, but everything is a bit of the same. The Japanese freak out over spicy food, so to taste something spiced up is a real treat for me.

                        Anyway. Palm was in a word, amazing. I am posting a couple of pics, one with make-up, one without, both beautiful. She is like getting two for the price of one. You start the evening out with this stone cold hottie, and after a few hours of hot sex, she goes to shower and take of her make-up and you get the school girl fantasy walking out of the bathroom, with a hard cock, lol.

                        Oh well, off to lunch. More to follow. I have baht in my pocket and ten more nights to go!
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                        "I love the smell of Ladyboy in the morning, it smells like victory"  

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                        • #27
                          (whrw @ Dec. 21 2009,11:22) The girl next to me asks if I want to take girl home, and without thinking, I point and say "Yeah, her."
                          That's the LOS version of a premature ejaculation!
                          Making newbie mistakes since 2009 so you don't have to




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                          • #28


                            great pics of Palm. How as her tool? Functional or hanging?

                            neo
                            where we want to be is closer than we think!!

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                            • #29
                              Very functional, made me wish I was 19 again as she is. For someone who looks so fem, she is not on hormones, and can get hard almost as soon as she cums. Also, a very nice size. LB sure have the Japanese Newhalf beat in the size department.

                              And again, on top of the looks, the body and the cock, she is just a really nice girl, a real sweetheart to spend some time with. I find myself very tempted to break my no repeat rule for this trip for her. Especially if she arranges what we were discussing. But I will keep that as a surprise for you guys, just in case it falls thru.
                              "I love the smell of Ladyboy in the morning, it smells like victory"  

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                              • #30
                                A possible Noon viewing maybe?

                                neo
                                where we want to be is closer than we think!!

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