(jimbo34 @ Nov. 02 2009,04:50) ...as i have to do the Loy Kratong thing, on the beach with Mrs Jimbo...
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Not many punters in C&D last night so the girls were very happy to pose for the camera (once again!). I€™m sure that the fact that I bought drinks for most of them had nothing to do with their eagerness to pose...
(and that€™s because I€™m a cheap Charlie, right?!?)
Anyway whoever said that it€™s a woman€™s prerogative to change her mind, obviously had never spoken to a LB fan.... only 2 days ago I said on this very forum that Emma is a beautiful girl but there was something in her that didn€™t appeal to me. Well, I have to report that €“ obviously for research purposes only of course €“ the lass in question deserved a closer inspection from yours truly... and said inspection was carried out successfully with mutual satisfaction. The girl has a libido rarely experienced before (always in my humble opinion of course). I could hardly breath at the end of such inspection and the poor Emma too needed a minute or two of complete rest before regaining her usual composure.
I did ask her about her, let€™s say unusual choice of tattoo (see pics below) and her explanation made perfect sense... if only I could understand half of what she said! She has a good command of the English language but also has a strong accent, which tends to complicate communication. There€™s only so many times that I could say €œSay it again please€. I didn€™t want her to think that she was being barfined by a total retard (she wouldn€™t be the first to think so, I know).
Interestingly enough, just before we were about to leave C&D, Emma went to change her clothes (or powder her nose? Promise undying love to one of her sponsors on the phone?? Whatever... anyway, she was gone for a few minutes) and that€™s when Patricia pounced on yours truly like a hungry lion on a one-legged gazelle. Patricia and I had a bit of cheeky, flirty banter and for one quick second I did think about dumping Emma for the skinny vixen, however I realised that my potential action would entail a total loss of face for Emma and the consequences of that action could be rather severe for myself, so I did the honourable thing and told Patricia that I €œwould spend some time with her€ tomorrow (ie. tonight). Besides Emma had come back by then and you didn€™t need to be a rocket scientist to work out that Patricia€™s flirting was going down like a fart in a lift with Emma (strangely enough!! ).
More C&D extravaganza tonight... with Patricia on the menu as main course. Jokingly last night she told me that her name is not Patricia, but Nicole, as in Nicole Scherzinger. If this is the case, in true Stars In Their Eyes style.... "tonight Matthew I'm going to be Lewis Hamilton!!"
Also looking forward to having a drink and a chat with Jimbo. Ad maiora.Attached Files
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more poses for the cameraAttached Files
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I'm like Jimbo.... terrible with names!!Attached Files
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almost finished....Attached Files
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back to the loom with EmmaAttached Files
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wow -great pics of emma-she certainly sounds like a real hottie also-i have seen her in real life at c&d's,and i thought she was the best in the cabaret,moves like a swiss watch IMHO,I'm very tempted to come to phuket just to do emma.(last time there i was with an lb i'd brought with me,but ive been lusting after Emma since then)Is she worth the trip Tally?
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