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Hello folks.... After reading loads and loads of TRs from other honourable members of this highly reputable forum, I am going to do my best and keep a written record of what€™s going to happen in my 9-day tour.
Apologies in advance if my prose isn€™t to everyone€™s taste but please bear in mind that 1) English isn€™t my first language and 2) I just can€™t write very well! Hopefully I will be able to take (and post) lots of pictures as quite frankly some pics can say more than a thousand words.
First of all, a little note... I€™m not going to tour the whole country from tip to toe in 9 days, as the title of my TR may imply. This is meant to be a relaxing holiday, not a mad dash from place to place. I will be in Bangkok (one day) and in Phuket for the remaining eight. However I won€™t let facts get in the way of a good alliteration
I know the vast majority of you don€™t give a flying duck about reading how I got here, what airports I stopped at, whether I had a good trip or not etc.... so I will only say that Qatar Airways are a bloody good airline (which you probably already knew anyway!) and that at £370 return from London to Bangkok it was almost a steal.
Moving on swiftly.... onto the mongering then! (You lot are terrible). With only one night to spend in Bangers, I decided to get reacquainted with an old €˜friend€™of mine, namely Liou (ex Obsessions in NEP, among others).
As she was in Singapore last time that I was in BKK, I thought that it was a good idea to text her in the afternoon to make sure that she was a) in town, and 2) still working in Obsessions. She replied straight away saying €œWho are you? (fair enough, I didn€™t expect her to have my posters on her bedroom wall). I no work in bar for two years now€. Hhhhmmmm.... bit of a €˜porky pie€™ there as I met her in Obsessions last November. Never mind, it€™s in their genes...
Anyway texted her back and arranged to meet her near Nana Plaza at 10pm. The plan was to go to a bar nearby, get re-acquainted with this beauty in front of a cold one and then head off to my boudoir (on Sukhumvit, between Soi 4 and Soi 6) for a bit of €˜how€™s your father€™. Excellent plan, I thought, nothing can go wrong (particularly as she texted me back about 9pm to check if we were still on).
One major setback I hadn€™t accounted for was the weather. About 9.30pm it started pissing down by the bucketful. As I was making my way to NEP I got a phone call from Liou saying that she was stuck in traffic and going to be late... but not too mutt. Ok, no probs, I headed back to my room, already thinking of a Plan B in case she was going to blow me out.
However she was true to her word and by 10.20pm (I€™m sure you€™ll agree that this is excellent time-keeping by Thai standards) we were in my room, doing small chat about the weather. If it wasn€™t for Liou€™s strikingly good looks, I would have thought that I was having a cup of tea and some Jaffa cakes with my aunt Deirdre in her floral wallpapered living room....
So before getting down to the nitty gritty, I thought I€™d mention the small detail of Thai love exchanging hands. In our last encounter (Nov. 2008) she ended up in my arms (and legs) for the fair amount of 1,500 Thai kisses. This time, considering that there was no bar fine to be paid, I was prepared to up my offer to 2,000 Thai kisses. It€™s low season, I thought, she€™ll probably bite my hand off. When I mentioned this figure, her jaw dropped down from the 5th floor (where we were) to street level in a record time.
In a very sweet tone, she started telling me that she is much more educated now (so why are you still selling your body to falangs then? This question makes sense but... no, I didn€™t have the bottle to ask!)... she is in the final year of her studies.. .she has a normal daytime job... she only goes with old acquaintances (like me) but for no less than 3,000 kisses....
I tried to explain to her that 2,000 was the most I could offer and that if she wanted more kisses, reluctantly I would have to let her go. To cut a long story short, she probably weighed all the pros and cons, it was still chucking it down outside so agreed to stay for a ST. I did try to push my luck a bit too far, mentioning my camera and her strikingly good looks, would she mind if I took a few snaps, she€™d look great etc... but she promptly gave me one of those looks that €“ no matter what your mother tongue is or what latitude you€™re at €“ mean exactly €œdon€™t push your luck matey€. Ok darling, I got the message pretty loud and clear... no pics then
She was happy to let me undress her and get in the shower together. Liou has a perfect figure, nice firm boobs and a medium-sized lovely €˜Gibraltar Rock€™, which rose to attention pretty quickly during our cosy shower. Due to my recent abstinence, we got down to action as soon as we got back to the loom... she€™s a horny she-devil, that Liou. I dunno if she€™s still taking hormones but she had no problems cumming all over my torso... even her cum face is the face of an angel.
Before showering again, we did more small chat Auntie Deirdre-style. Between one Jaffa cake and the other, she casually mentioned that she€™s been to Paris, Berlin and Switzerland in her last year (just like any other BG or LB then... not), before showing me the ring that her English boyfriend has given to her. Hardly Elizabeth Duke stuff, that ring must have cost him quite a few bob (and then some more) so I said casually €œOh... your boyfriend must really love you€, to which she replied that he€™s among the top 10 richest people in England. I was soooooo tempted to ask her his name but only a few minutes earlier I had learnt a lesson on how not to push my luck so I bit my lip and grabbed another Jaffa cake...
I€™m sorry guys that I am unable to post any pictures about my encounter with the lovely Liou but... hey, you win some, you lose some €“ it€™s all part of the game. Maybe if I had offered 3,000 kisses (rather than setting the cap at 2,000) I would still be there snapping away, taking pics of every orifice that Mother Nature gave her but (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) anything in excess of 2,000 goes against common sense, my principles and my bank manager... and not necessarily in that order.
Talking to her before she left, she told me a bit about her plans for the future etc... she ain€™t lacking ambition that chick, that€™s for sure. She was also dressed impeccably, with nicely matched (and expensive) dress and shoes. I wouldn€™t go as far as saying that she€™s getting maybe a little bit too big for her Louboutins... but I have thought it once or twice since last night. Hopefully she€™ll prove me wrong.
Got to Phuket about 9am this morning and I was (once again) quite surprised by the pace of change that this island is experiencing. Every time I get here there are new buildings being erected, new roads being built.... maybe a bit too many? I wonder if Phuket one day is going to experience a Spanish-style economic bubble.
Patong is busier than I thought. Reading some reports on the Net, I would have thought that I was coming to a ghost town but this is far from the truth. Sure, there are €˜Vacancies€™ sign almost everywhere but seeing how busy some of the streets are you wouldn€™t think that we are in low-season (and in the midst of a recession!).
Back to my Guest House now as the heavens have opened big style. So today in Phuket we have seen clouds, heavy clouds, sunshine, hot sunshine, rain and heavy rain. It€™s just like being in London, innit.
Needless to say, I will pay a long overdue visit to C&D tonight. Having read some of the most recent reports on this forum, there are 40 or so beauties at C&D every night, vying for our luuurrrve and Thai kisses.
Let€™s not disappoint them lads, you know it makes sense. I€™ll do my bit for the community tonight and will duly report back on this forum tomorrow evening.
From Patong Beach, it€™s all for now folks.
Apologies in advance if my prose isn€™t to everyone€™s taste but please bear in mind that 1) English isn€™t my first language and 2) I just can€™t write very well! Hopefully I will be able to take (and post) lots of pictures as quite frankly some pics can say more than a thousand words.
First of all, a little note... I€™m not going to tour the whole country from tip to toe in 9 days, as the title of my TR may imply. This is meant to be a relaxing holiday, not a mad dash from place to place. I will be in Bangkok (one day) and in Phuket for the remaining eight. However I won€™t let facts get in the way of a good alliteration
I know the vast majority of you don€™t give a flying duck about reading how I got here, what airports I stopped at, whether I had a good trip or not etc.... so I will only say that Qatar Airways are a bloody good airline (which you probably already knew anyway!) and that at £370 return from London to Bangkok it was almost a steal.
Moving on swiftly.... onto the mongering then! (You lot are terrible). With only one night to spend in Bangers, I decided to get reacquainted with an old €˜friend€™of mine, namely Liou (ex Obsessions in NEP, among others).
As she was in Singapore last time that I was in BKK, I thought that it was a good idea to text her in the afternoon to make sure that she was a) in town, and 2) still working in Obsessions. She replied straight away saying €œWho are you? (fair enough, I didn€™t expect her to have my posters on her bedroom wall). I no work in bar for two years now€. Hhhhmmmm.... bit of a €˜porky pie€™ there as I met her in Obsessions last November. Never mind, it€™s in their genes...
Anyway texted her back and arranged to meet her near Nana Plaza at 10pm. The plan was to go to a bar nearby, get re-acquainted with this beauty in front of a cold one and then head off to my boudoir (on Sukhumvit, between Soi 4 and Soi 6) for a bit of €˜how€™s your father€™. Excellent plan, I thought, nothing can go wrong (particularly as she texted me back about 9pm to check if we were still on).
One major setback I hadn€™t accounted for was the weather. About 9.30pm it started pissing down by the bucketful. As I was making my way to NEP I got a phone call from Liou saying that she was stuck in traffic and going to be late... but not too mutt. Ok, no probs, I headed back to my room, already thinking of a Plan B in case she was going to blow me out.
However she was true to her word and by 10.20pm (I€™m sure you€™ll agree that this is excellent time-keeping by Thai standards) we were in my room, doing small chat about the weather. If it wasn€™t for Liou€™s strikingly good looks, I would have thought that I was having a cup of tea and some Jaffa cakes with my aunt Deirdre in her floral wallpapered living room....
So before getting down to the nitty gritty, I thought I€™d mention the small detail of Thai love exchanging hands. In our last encounter (Nov. 2008) she ended up in my arms (and legs) for the fair amount of 1,500 Thai kisses. This time, considering that there was no bar fine to be paid, I was prepared to up my offer to 2,000 Thai kisses. It€™s low season, I thought, she€™ll probably bite my hand off. When I mentioned this figure, her jaw dropped down from the 5th floor (where we were) to street level in a record time.
In a very sweet tone, she started telling me that she is much more educated now (so why are you still selling your body to falangs then? This question makes sense but... no, I didn€™t have the bottle to ask!)... she is in the final year of her studies.. .she has a normal daytime job... she only goes with old acquaintances (like me) but for no less than 3,000 kisses....
I tried to explain to her that 2,000 was the most I could offer and that if she wanted more kisses, reluctantly I would have to let her go. To cut a long story short, she probably weighed all the pros and cons, it was still chucking it down outside so agreed to stay for a ST. I did try to push my luck a bit too far, mentioning my camera and her strikingly good looks, would she mind if I took a few snaps, she€™d look great etc... but she promptly gave me one of those looks that €“ no matter what your mother tongue is or what latitude you€™re at €“ mean exactly €œdon€™t push your luck matey€. Ok darling, I got the message pretty loud and clear... no pics then
She was happy to let me undress her and get in the shower together. Liou has a perfect figure, nice firm boobs and a medium-sized lovely €˜Gibraltar Rock€™, which rose to attention pretty quickly during our cosy shower. Due to my recent abstinence, we got down to action as soon as we got back to the loom... she€™s a horny she-devil, that Liou. I dunno if she€™s still taking hormones but she had no problems cumming all over my torso... even her cum face is the face of an angel.
Before showering again, we did more small chat Auntie Deirdre-style. Between one Jaffa cake and the other, she casually mentioned that she€™s been to Paris, Berlin and Switzerland in her last year (just like any other BG or LB then... not), before showing me the ring that her English boyfriend has given to her. Hardly Elizabeth Duke stuff, that ring must have cost him quite a few bob (and then some more) so I said casually €œOh... your boyfriend must really love you€, to which she replied that he€™s among the top 10 richest people in England. I was soooooo tempted to ask her his name but only a few minutes earlier I had learnt a lesson on how not to push my luck so I bit my lip and grabbed another Jaffa cake...
I€™m sorry guys that I am unable to post any pictures about my encounter with the lovely Liou but... hey, you win some, you lose some €“ it€™s all part of the game. Maybe if I had offered 3,000 kisses (rather than setting the cap at 2,000) I would still be there snapping away, taking pics of every orifice that Mother Nature gave her but (IN MY HUMBLE OPINION) anything in excess of 2,000 goes against common sense, my principles and my bank manager... and not necessarily in that order.
Talking to her before she left, she told me a bit about her plans for the future etc... she ain€™t lacking ambition that chick, that€™s for sure. She was also dressed impeccably, with nicely matched (and expensive) dress and shoes. I wouldn€™t go as far as saying that she€™s getting maybe a little bit too big for her Louboutins... but I have thought it once or twice since last night. Hopefully she€™ll prove me wrong.
Got to Phuket about 9am this morning and I was (once again) quite surprised by the pace of change that this island is experiencing. Every time I get here there are new buildings being erected, new roads being built.... maybe a bit too many? I wonder if Phuket one day is going to experience a Spanish-style economic bubble.
Patong is busier than I thought. Reading some reports on the Net, I would have thought that I was coming to a ghost town but this is far from the truth. Sure, there are €˜Vacancies€™ sign almost everywhere but seeing how busy some of the streets are you wouldn€™t think that we are in low-season (and in the midst of a recession!).
Back to my Guest House now as the heavens have opened big style. So today in Phuket we have seen clouds, heavy clouds, sunshine, hot sunshine, rain and heavy rain. It€™s just like being in London, innit.
Needless to say, I will pay a long overdue visit to C&D tonight. Having read some of the most recent reports on this forum, there are 40 or so beauties at C&D every night, vying for our luuurrrve and Thai kisses.
Let€™s not disappoint them lads, you know it makes sense. I€™ll do my bit for the community tonight and will duly report back on this forum tomorrow evening.
From Patong Beach, it€™s all for now folks.
I'd post some pics in the C&D thread if i were you- the guy that's swamping it at the moment is a right tw@t 
) so I€™ll move on swiftly to the mongering. As I mentioned yesterday, I went to C&D last night... and what a great night it was!! Let me tell you.... that bar was absolutely buzzing. I introduced myself to Nick (Jimbo€™s partner in crime 
) and have to say that he€™s an amazing host (just like Jimbo) €“ he did his best to make me feel at ease. Cheers Nick 
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