La Bamba Bar

[pampamsam]

(pacman @ Jan. 22 2008,20:39) I am today formally announcing that I shall be gracing the hallowed halls of La Bamba myself in the month of February.

As the host Sam & I share a common bond in funding Franck's retirement, I look forward to availing myself of his hospitality.      

I am hoping suitable refreshments will be provided for my supplication, a drop of wine made from hand picked grapes lovingly crushed between a virgins thighs sounds like it should hit the spot.

That is after the ceremonial arrival - a 21 penis salute, all standing to attention, isn't too over the top, is it mate?      

You know I would do it for you . . .    

Pacman,

Your presence in our humble establishment will truly be an honor that I will treasure to my dying day. The wine is ready and waiting to be properly opened, however there is the matter of the 21 penis salute. Perfectly appropriate and well deserved but we will have to make sure several of the girls suspend hormone treatments, you may know how fond Chin is of her hormone tablets.

Oh well, maybe Pacman won't notice the stray limpish salute.

Maybe we can recruit a few volunteers to assist?

Perhaps our mentor can tear himself away from his recuperation???

Cheers Mate

Sam

[stogie bear]

I am today formally announcing that I shall be gracing the hallowed halls of La Bamba myself in the month of February.

You won't be disappointed. This place is greatness. Full report coming soon.

[rossco]

Pacman - be good to see you again. 21 Salute - do they all need to be of the same calibre? Some may shoot in the air but I fear many just shoot blanks!

The new fridge keeps beer at a constant temperature - unlike 131 - either luke warm or frozen!

Not sure if the bar will be "no smoking" in Feb. The law says closed A/C bars will be no smoking BUT the license for La Bamba is an "open bar" - doors and curtain must NOT be fully closed.

There is a special seat fondly called "Franck's Place" - when you sit in it the money disappears from your pocket. An amazing illusion/disappearing trick - as if performed by the mentor himself. If Sam and Batman are in town at the same time we could have a "debtors debue"! party.

Nicky has moved on to Kitten Club - happy to show you where it is in 13/4 and share a few cold ones with you.

BTW thanks for the brilliant piece on the historical side of Pattaya in 70's/80's

[pacman]

I know it is not popular to say it around here but I, for one, would not mind the company of the old pirate, debt or no debt.

I do appreciate you treating my impending arrival with the due respect I feel such a momentous occasion deserves. Otherwise I suggest to you it just may be your dying day.

And as for the half-cocked salute, I thought La Bamba was one of Pattaya's proudest erections, a sacred site for the enjoyment of all things kathoey.

Footrail or no footrail, you can't expect me to park my arse in anything less than LADYBOY CENTRAL.      

Sam you've got three weeks mate ! Three weeks to get the place into shape.

Here's a few tips - cut the legs off Lek's jeans, she is only noticed when she actually looks up & smiles. So under-rated, I never understood what her fans saw in her till she spoke to me one night. And Janni, a potential superstar with long, long legs, beautiful face & she acts like she is a plain Jane not sexy Janni.    

And a few others could do with a little coaching too. But don't worry mate, the more pissed I get the quicker I will be able to give you free advice & the benefit of my vast experience.         

I know you can hardly wait. . . .      

[rossco]

Pacman - you just talked yourself into a new job based in Pattaya...

LadyBoy finishing school

Where you get to coach and stroke them into fulfilling their potential!! Lucky sod.

I agree that some just lack the confidence to shine. Saying that Aimie/Cindy are developing nicely - new staff NOT ex 131..

[pampamsam]

(pacman @ Jan. 22 2008,22:18) I know it is not popular to say it around here but I, for one, would not mind the company of the old pirate, debt or no debt.

I do appreciate you treating my impending arrival with the due respect I feel such a momentous occasion deserves. Otherwise I suggest to you it just may be your dying day.

And as for the half-cocked salute, I thought La Bamba was one of Pattaya's proudest erections, a sacred site for the enjoyment of all things kathoey.

Footrail or no footrail, you can't expect me to park my arse in anything less than LADYBOY CENTRAL.      



And a few others could do with a little coaching too. But don't worry mate, the more pissed I get the quicker I will be able to give you free advice & the benefit of my vast experience.         

I know you can hardly wait. . . .      

Hear!!! Hear!!!

[pampamsam]

(stogie bear @ Jan. 22 2008,22:03)

I am today formally announcing that I shall be gracing the hallowed halls of La Bamba myself in the month of February.

You won't be disappointed. This place is greatness. Full report coming soon.  

I have to modestly agree...couldn't have said it better SB!!!

[pampamsam]

(rossco @ Jan. 22 2008,22:28) Pacman - you just talked yourself into a new job based in Pattaya...

LadyBoy finishing school

Where you get to coach and stroke them into fulfilling their potential!! Lucky sod.

I agree that some just lack the confidence to shine. Saying that Aimie/Cindy are developing nicely - new staff NOT ex 131..

I must hasten to add Rossco that all La Bamba Girls must graduate with honors and high in their class before they are considered for placement in La Bamba Bar!!!

Tiger anyone?


Cheers

[stogie bear]

Footrail or no footrail...

They have a fully functional footrail!

[bbb2k2]

Sad news if Kwang is leaving Pattaya, she is a great girl and a great fuck. I hope at least Alis will be there in March, but besides Nicky Kwang was my favorite from the old 131.

[pacman]

(pampamsam @ Jan. 22 2008,22:53)

(rossco @ Jan. 22 2008,22:28) Pacman - you just talked yourself into a new job based in Pattaya...

LadyBoy finishing school

Where you get to coach and stroke them into fulfilling their potential!! Lucky sod.

I agree that some just lack the confidence to shine. Saying that Aimie/Cindy are developing nicely - new staff NOT ex 131..

I must hasten to add Rossco that all La Bamba Girls must graduate with honors and high in their class before they are considered for placement in La Bamba Bar!!!

Tiger anyone?


Cheers

Lady boy finishing school you say?

And I get to be head coach?      

That does sound like the appropiate utilisation of my many talents . . . .      

Naturally I would need to assure myself of the finished product before placing my imprimatur on them. Drilling & re-drilling them until I was satisfied that . . . . well, just satisfied.      

Sam, I don't think I would want them high in class, don't you have a zero tolerance policy towards drugs? But they will graduate with honours, the honour of fucking the teacher, my type of school.      

Ah, well may the wages of sin be death, but the hours & conditions are good . . .

[undertaker]

(pampamsam @ Jan. 20 2008,04:23)

(undertaker @ Jan. 19 2008,05:54) was in la bamba last wk not a great line up of girls emmy the pick of them .cartoon wel whatever happened her she looks terrible from the last time i saw her a few mths ago. :

Well Undertaker its a shame you didn't find our lineup to your liking when you so kindly dropped in. Perhaps the superstar talent you obviously prefer had not yet arrived-still working on their beauty sleep or/and their makeup, or you had arrived after all the superstars were BF'ed for the night.

Regarding Cartoon, I cannot comment or I will get in trouble with Alis.

If you tell me you spent the whole night in La Bamba and saw the whole lineup...well my response to that would have been: You prefer to spend a night in a LB bar instead of in the company of LB...I know the customer is always right but there has to be exceptions.

Cheers,

no i never sit in one bar all night to oogle what talent comes and goes .i said when i was in la bamba the pick of what i saw was that emmy .yes kwang and a few others are nice i am not saying they are not.my preferences are gg.s but do like a nice sexy lb that catches my eye

[mardhi]

(rossco @ Jan. 22 2008,21:28) I agree that some just lack the confidence to shine. Saying that Aimie/Cindy are developing nicely - new staff NOT ex 131..

dont know about Cindy of course, But Emmy went through the Mardhi school of finishing so I would expect nothing less from her

Still one of my fav LB's of all time, but dont tell Jay that.

I think the move from BKK and out of Temptations way is a good thing for her - lets hope her fraternal sisters (I mean that in the biblical sense) keep her that way. She has a lot of female family in and around Pattaya to keep her focused and away from the crap she experienced in BKK - she is volleyball personified if you get my drift.

And when she walks down the street with her little backpack, baseball cap, mid riff t-shirt and cut off black pants - oh I better stop there........

Cheers
Mardhi

[TTChang]

(divertwo @ Jan. 21 2008,17:51) ...... I'd trust the pics and reports of other forum members with first hand experience before any info from the LB's pubicist ...

OK, my friend, happy to oblige - here goes ...

First off, I think a great pic of Alis (although she grimaced when she saw it!)

[TTChang]

New girl .... Opor (definitely a TTChang selection )