Removing unwanted ladyboys...

[sev7en]

(Stogie @ Jun. 17 2009,05:39) Is it just me or are the pro drugs members posting like they have been cornered?

That´s the nature of a person with substance addiction. Defense.

[tim1212]

sorry stogie i actually meant - have a bit of fun!!! nothink to do with drugs!?

[Stogie]

Oh, us old feckers can have fun, too!

Just the other day I was sorting through my laundry and found an old sock I had been looking for.

Made my day, I can tell you...

By the way... Kahuna sent a recent pic from the USA and says 'Hi!'  

[tim1212]

you look alot better with the beard off!!! where you in the north york moors?? looks bleak?

[Stogie]

That's Kahuna!

[Guest]

(Stogie @ Jun. 17 2009,08:53) That's Kahuna!  

I thought he didn't wear hats?

[Stogie]

Very funny!

[doug]

(rocky1 @ Jun. 16 2009,21:15) Thanks Panzerporn and anicon for interesting story and viewpoint.Sorry im late but i was observing the speed limits today as i didn,t want to be a burden on the emergency services should i have an accident.

Dougie  Dougie Dougie....Jeeesus. It seems i may have a new problem .I humbly apologize for not fitting in with your American dream ,not living my life as you see fit, New york Giants, mothers apple pie on a sunday square-jaw short back and sides dream, i take it by your writing style, flying in armed with assumptions all guns blazing , that you ,Sir, are an American.
Whats gonna happen next, are you going to kick down my hotel room door, invade my condo,evict my prostitutes, confiscate my stash and my chang refusing to leave till i vow to change my ways!
Can anyone recommend some headgear to protect me from Dougies heavy bible.
Assumptions as you know nothing about me. Adrenalin Junkie? a buck toothed youth jumping off cliffs with a parachute. hardly .Druggie, errr i,ve dabbled a bit ..so fucking what.Ride a bike .Yes .since when is that a crime ?
You wake in the morning happy that you draw another breath. Just how old are you grandad.
I have to say even ladyboy  Barbie would be proud of your sanctimonious anti-farang tirade, making her outbursts seem like a polite,well presesnted speech.
I,m not out to impress anyone, least of all a jar-head .What was the choice ...10 years in a Thai jail, with Barbie as my cellmate or 10 minutes in a Walking street bar with this cunt bleating in my ears. I,ve heard it too many times. Now where,s Barbies number.
As for taking advice from someone who repeatedly,  unwittingly risks catching HIV by fucking boys on holiday, what will your family think about that i wonder.And believe me i know most of your superstar boyfreinds and Walking street darlings personally,most of them take drugs and most will fuck without protection so the risk is greater than you think.Most of the money you give them is spent again, on drugs.
You condescend and judge me, yet so called "normal" people would be sickened by what you do and would be happy to lynch you branding you a pervert, but that doesn,t make them right either.
I dont make a spectacle of myself i keep my partying to my room, r. Lurching from stimulation to stimulation ? I work most of my life, My vacations are short and few.Shall i shave my head, don an orange robe and hang out on Buddha hill next time, would that appease you Sir?
You Sir are an oaf and a hippocrite.
Go back to your great American invention,  what,s it called  again..oh yes ..a LAZYBOY ...

Rocket J. squirell,  Seeing as you sound like my mother would you like her number so you two can get together. I,m sorry you don,t like bikes but i think  its you thats missing out, Bikes are disrespectful? you,re crazier than a stoned ladyboy. Opinions are like assholes ,everyones got one but none of them are the meaning of life. And don,t worry  ,i wouldn,t come to your town!

Wow, that's real original there, boy.

Slagging off on Americans and calling me a "bible-thumping" prude just because I call you out for being a selfish idiot.  Wow, did you think up those comebacks all by yourself, or did you ring up your Mum for help?

Yeah, I'm American.  And damn proud of it.    Do you think that means you know anything about me?  Think again, rockstar.  You criticized me for making assumptions about you, but so far, it looks like I was spot-on accurate.  Meanwhile, you're trying to blindly hit the mark by throwing out the typical "farang in Thailand" or "bible-thumping American" stereotypes at me, and you missed on every single one.

Am I anti-drug?  No.  I'm anti-STUPID.

Look, I'm not going to debate the legitimacy of your "right" to get stoned.  As I've already said, that's your perogative.  But drugs ARE illegal in Thailand, are they not?  I'm not asking if that's right or wrong, I'm asking if that's a fact or not?  It is, and you know it.

So let me give you a bit of advice from an old pro.  If you're going to do something illegal, do it alone, and NEVER talk about it.  See, that's how 99% of all criminals get caught.  Because they are dumb.  They either have to brag about how clever they were, or they do crimes with their friends and when their friends get caught, they sell everyone else out to the cops.

What makes you STUPID is not the fact that you're doing drugs.  It's the fact that you're doing drugs with a stranger in a foreign country!!

What kind of moron puts his life (literally) in the hands of a coked up p4p ladyboy in some short-time room in the middle of one of the most corrupt cities on the planet?  You think this is about the drugs, dumbass??

You, yourself, have admitted the dangers of p4p sex, but you're still going to impair your judgment and reflexes while you do it.  Didn't you say something about riding bikes while high being "stupid"?  Maybe you should take your own advice, rockstar.

If you can't make it through an entire holiday without NEEDING to get high, then you have a serious problem.  Must expats who use drugs have been in the game long enough to know who they can trust and how to avoid stings and poisonous, poorly manufactured drugs.

But not you, rockstar.  You think you can fly through here on a week.  Hook up with a "trusted" seller (whom you met the other night in a bar) and do your drugs with a "trusted" friend (whom you also met in a bar the other night) and in the "safety" of hotel room (that you're paying for by the hour).  And you think we sound motherly when we say that's STUPID???

Oh, and by the way, you picked absolutely the last guy on these forums whom you can hurl those dumb "fat grandpa on a Pattaya holiday" insults at.  Sorry, those crude stereotypes don't fit this particular "sanctimonious preacher".  

I'm the guy who wrote a fucking dissertation on these forums about how to avoid the P4P scene (or at least swim it safely), so telling me that the money I give my "boyfriends" goes straight to drugs doesn't work as an insult, because I rarely, if ever, give money to any ladyboy.

Speaking of which, what's with all the hostility you're directing towards ladyboys?  First you've got to get yourself high before you'll even fuck one, and then the best "insults" you can think to throw at me involve slagging off ladyboys by insinuating that I'm "gay" because I have "boyfriends" or sleep with "crossdressing men".

Seriously, dude, you have issues.  You come on a ladyboy-lover forum and try to insult someone by implying that they're gay?!? Really?  You think that shit will fly here?!?  Talk about projecting your own insecurities onto others!!  I think you need to spend a bit more time coming to terms with your own sexual-orientation and a little less time worrying about who's drilling for oil in my backyard.

Oh, and by the way, am I anti-bike?  No.  I'm anti-RETARD on a bike.

From what I've read of your posts, I would say that your vacations aren't short enough or few enough.  You come here, raise some hell, use and abuse the country and it's people for your own selfish, hedonistic pursuits, and then you piss off back home to work your boring 9-to-5.  Meanwhile, those of us who actually live here have to put up with the negative stereotypes your ilk leaves behind.

Maybe you should shave your head and don an orange robe next time you're here.  At least then you'd understand what you're missing when you flame through here in a "fuck-yah!" blaze of glory.

Nearly every single poster has told you the same thing:  If you want to get rid of unwanted ladyboys, don't be a moron in the first place.  Yet your only comeback is "geesh, you guys sound like my mom!"

Listen to yourself.  You sound like a petulant little child.  I'd expect that kind of response from a teenager, but a grown man?

Because you know what?  You're mom has a point.  And I should know because she kept poking me with it last night while I was gang-banging her with the other board members.  Man, that old gal can smoke the pole!

[Guest]

I don't know about the rest of you guys but I'm enjoying this!



Que the theme from Rocky

Rocky time to get off the canvas for another comeback....Let it fly now, and don't hold anything back this time, he is talkin smack about your mom.

[f0xxee]

I can handle anything except giving bike riders a bad name....

I have just rented a house in Hua Hin from a decidedly queer chappie who is very worried about renting his new pride and joy to me.... not because my partner is a ladyboy. No... because I am scooter trash with tattoos.

So I am now (thanks to Rocky ) a tattooed gay biker gobshite.

Some of us live here and ride motorbikes (sometimes fast too) and try to teach staying alive techniques to Thai bike riders and participate in Thailand.

Others come here and end up dragging falangs in general into the gutter with them.

And when you get busted smokin' pipes in your short time loom with the whore who bought you ice and also gives you up to the BIB I bet you are one of those cunts who whinges long and loud to your Local MP/newspaper/Embassy about what shit treatement you are getting.

I am not anti drugs: just no longer have a tolerance for them. Or the shit heads that use them. Drug pigs are selfish. Drug pigs are immature. Drig pigs are insecure little nobodies looking to fit in somewhere.

Nice work Rocky! You make me puke.

Nice Gang bang Doug! (shame you had to jump the fence to do it!)

[Naang Faa]

because I am scooter trash

.....no such thing

gay biker gobshite.

Yes,thats more realistic
x

[doug]

(f0xxee @ Jun. 17 2009,16:59) So I am now (thanks to Rocky ) a tattooed gay biker gobshite.

No, I'm pretty sure we all thought you were that long before Rocky came along.

[donnnnnny]

nice work doug

[rocky1]

(Boarhog @ Jun. 17 2009,13:41)

I don't know about the rest of you guys but I'm enjoying this!

 

Que the theme from Rocky

Rocky time to get off the canvas for another comeback....Let it fly now, and don't hold anything back this time, he is talkin smack about your mom.

And in the red white and blue corner, hailing from some trailer park in the U.S, weighing in at a sweaty ,cheeseburger ,fries and donuts laden 400lbs, wearing the oversized stars and stripes shorts, we have ...yes ...it,s Captain"Doug "Marvel.
OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE by the dawns early light...
He charges out swinging wildly and blindly hitting only Rocky,s mother in the process.
OOOps whats this ,he slips over on his own sweat and bad dress sense sending his cheap size 12 sandal into his own fat gob.
....now let me see, ex pat, possibly ex-services tells me to keep quiet about what i do, doesn,t pay ladyboys..what do you do ,threaten them with prosecution until they give you their services for free,  tells me to take advice from an old pro  baaah i dont think you,ve done enough in your life to give me advice.FYI i dont do a 9-5 i have a small construction company, Yes i don,t know how i  manage to run a business,being so high all the time.
We,ve spotted the elusive flatfoot.
I smell some sort of tourist police hanger-on or cheesy ass kissing  informer/grass  here. I can smell a pig at 10 Rai.Poooooheee
You wrote a book you say,did you use the same flowing script as your preposterous posts. What did you market it under? Fiction for under Fives perhaps.
Manarak, when i said i lose control, the sampling of drugs was the "losing control", i didn,t go running around in my underwear waving a machete and screaming for another fix . If you want out there,s a button at the top to exit , as you,ve nothing interesting to say so far . Manarak, is that a play on the word Anorak .Is that what you wear ,a dirty old Anorak ,while you sit outside schools eyeing up 10 year old boys  .Yes  i am telling you to Fuck off, in the nicest possible way of course.
I don,t have any  issues with ladyboys, if you check you,ll see i had a, well known to some of you ,long term ladyboy-freind whom i loved ,and No we didn,t do drugs.

I may change the name of this thread to " Removing unwanted whiney ex-pats "

Foxeee ,i,ll get round to you soon. I never whinged when i was in prison before.

[rocky1]

(f0xxee @ Jun. 17 2009,16:59) I can handle anything except giving bike riders a bad name....

I have just rented a house in Hua Hin from a decidedly queer chappie who is very worried about renting his new pride and joy to me.... not because my partner is a ladyboy. No... because I am scooter trash with tattoos.

So I am now (thanks to Rocky ) a tattooed gay biker gobshite.

Some of us live here and ride motorbikes (sometimes fast too) and try to teach staying alive techniques to Thai bike riders and participate in Thailand.

Others come here and end up dragging falangs in general into the gutter with them.

And when you get busted smokin' pipes in your short time loom with the whore who bought you ice and also gives you up to the BIB I bet you are one of those cunts who whinges long and loud to your Local MP/newspaper/Embassy about what shit treatement you are getting.

I am not anti drugs: just no longer have a tolerance for them. Or the shit heads that use them. Drug pigs are selfish. Drug pigs are immature. Drig pigs are insecure little nobodies looking to fit in somewhere.

Nice work Rocky! You make me puke.

Nice Gang bang Doug! (shame you had to jump the fence to do it!)

Fuxee foxee whatever your name is, I am a safe rider. i do not drag anyone in the gutter. If i can come clean (pun) i sold my Fireblade 2 years ago. I now ride an old BMW and rarely go over the speed limit ,the old girl wouldn,t take it.I do not spend my holiday sitting in rooms smoking pipes. I said i,ve tried it a few times.
But once you lot get something in your tiny heads theres no stopping the pitchfork and torches Frankenstein lynch mob is there.
I,m sorry i make you puke because i experimented with something ,in turn making myself selfish and immature.
Of course if i wanted to really grow up and look cool i woud get a massive koi carp tattooed on my back so i could look like the hundreds of other falangs who have one.It doesnt quite go with your grey hair mate.
Sorry i didn,t behave myself in YOUR Thailand and you think i,ve given you a bad name, but i,m sure you don,t need any help there when you,ve had a skinful of beer.
FYI while at home, i do not drink ,dont smoke (anything) dont go to bars and work out twice a week so i,m hardly a Drug Pig Fox. I have also done time before and i didn,t" whinge " as you put it.