Removing unwanted ladyboys...

[mrfeizhu]

You just have to feel out how they act, In new york in the 80s and the 90s almost all the the lady boy hookers were on crack you just need to learn or guess are ones that are crazy. The same is true if they are not high on drugs.

[sev7en]

(rocky1 @ Jun. 16 2009,21:15) Can anyone recommend some headgear to protect me from Dougies heavy bible.

The Captain America helmet, of course.
Born to be wild!

Ride on , rocky!

[rocky1]

Oh Sev7en, I don,t know if i should associate myself with Fonda and Hopper.Apparently they used real drugs in that movie.

[Guest]

Way to go Rock! Love how you take on all challengers. Your comedic stylings are more original IMHO. I'm not jumping on either side of this debate, but sure enjoying the war of wits and judgements.

[f0xxee]

Hey Rocky,

I guess we all had it wrong then.... the OLD Rocky was a Fireblade riding, drug fucked cunt, the new Rocky is a BMW riding (the puke feeling is coming back) Nancy Regan hugging "just say NO!" reformed and sensible chap who is no doubt the salt of the earth.

Will the real Rocky stand up?

Glad to hear you understand the concept of "do the crime, do the time " and no whinging about it.

Oh, and I have three koi, one lotus and a couple of crap tattoos: a hang over form my drunken yobbo sailor days. The grey hair is still eluding me but i am working on it.

Perhaps its time for a gay biker gobshite club.

Naang Fah for president!

[donnnnnny]

(Boarhog @ Jun. 18 2009,07:04)
Way to go Rock! Love how you take on all challengers. Your comedic stylings are more original IMHO. I'm not jumping on either side of this debate, but sure enjoying the war of wits and judgements.

fucking shit stirer :l

[Guest]

No brown arm here mate. I'm just encouraging and enjoying the fireworks coming off this battle of wits. I think there are a few just waiting for the next retort.

[doug]

(rocky1 @ Jun. 17 2009,20:19)

FREEBIRD!!!!

Oh Lordie, where do I start?

OK, first off, I lied Rocky.  Your mom is totally useless in the sack.  It was like sticking my dick into a tub of cottage cheese & granola, except that I paid more for cottage cheese than I did for your mom.  Oh, and the cottage cheese didn't give me crabs.

Second, doing time is nothing to be proud of, and it doesn't impress me.  Like I said, it just proves that you're dumb enough to do something illegal and dumb enough to get caught doing it.  

The fact that you're actually proud of "doing your time like a man" proves that you're the kind of person who's dumb enough to get caught in the first place!  Which is exactly what everyone is trying to tell you when they say that you're an idiot for mixing ladyboys and drugs in a foriegn country.

But you don't want to listen to our "motherly" advice.  Nope, you want to ride your piece of shit BMW right back into jail.  Because with your attitude, you are most certainly not done with prison in your lifetime.  Say "hi" to Bubba for me, and don't forget to write!

You can do your manly construction job, get all sweaty working out every day of the week, scream "fuck yah" while riding your fireblade down a mountain, scribble a dozen manly-tats on yourself, and do your prison sentences without whinging and you'll STILL be a fucking moron.

I don't know why Boarhog thinks this is a "battle of wits", since it's so blatantly lopsided.  You keep crack'n back at me, thinking you're still in the game, when in reality I knocked you out a long time ago and now I'm just starting to feel sorry for you.

I guess "rocky" is an appropriate name for you because you certainly are a masochist.  Just stay down, rockstar.  Just stay down.

[Guest]

It has been witty on both sides. However I could do without "The dozens" Talking about someones mother is lame ghetto school yard rap. Rather keep it clever and on topic. My scorecard doesn't have it such a lopsided affair and actually think this will come down to points. haven't seen that clear knockout yet. You both have been bloodied for sure.

Ok Rock back to you, Unless some others pile on first.

Welll done guys 5 pages.

[doug]

(Boarhog @ Jun. 18 2009,19:53) It has been witty on both sides. However I could do without "The dozens" Talking about someones mother is lame ghetto school yard rap. Rather keep it clever and on topic.  My scorecard doesn't have it such a lopsided affair and actually think this will come down to points. haven't seen that clear knockout yet. You both have been bloodied for sure.

Ok Rock back to you, Unless some others pile on first.

Welll done guys 5 pages.

Huh?

Are you smoking that scorecard in Rocky's pipe?

You want to talk about "lame ghetto schoolyard rap", look at rocky's posts. He can barely string a proper sentence together and he uses, commas, in, between, every, word, (clearly showing that he's a product of the UK school system, poor sod).

I mean, that's authentic ghetto schoolyard CRAP right there, because he's not faking it. He's actually grappling with the English language just to get those words down on the screen and he STILL doesn't make any sense.

So, when I'm slanging his mom I'm just acting like I'm at his level, but he actually IS at that level.

How lame is that?

Not only that, but he's talking completely nonsensical bullshit straight out of his ass. For example, he tells us that he can "smell a pig at 10 rai", but if that's the case, then how on earth did he do time? Couldn't he smell the pigs coming before they hauled his ass to jail?

So how are you scoring us even? I'm sitting here telling him how to do drugs and fuck prostitutes without getting arrested, and he thinks that must mean I'm a cop or a snitch. Clearly the guy has damaged too many brain cells "experimenting" with glue sniffing and other manly "adventures".

[daveduke007]

(doug @ Jun. 18 2009,14:22)

(Boarhog @ Jun. 18 2009,19:53) It has been witty on both sides. However I could do without "The dozens" Talking about someones mother is lame ghetto school yard rap. Rather keep it clever and on topic.  My scorecard doesn't have it such a lopsided affair and actually think this will come down to points. haven't seen that clear knockout yet. You both have been bloodied for sure.

Ok Rock back to you, Unless some others pile on first.

Welll done guys 5 pages.

Huh?

, (clearly showing that he's a product of the UK school system, poor sod).  

Hey doug, you know me, Karl and BigTel speak Welsh   even thaibound can understand that

[doug]

(daveduke007 @ Jun. 18 2009,20:38) Hey doug, you know me, Karl and BigTel speak Welsh   even thaibound can understand that  

Well, if you're Welsh, that explains A LOT.

And if thaibound can understand you it's probably because he misspent his youth wearing out the rewind button on his 8-track player trying to figure out what the hell Def Leppard was saying at the beginning of Pyromania.

A million monkeys banging on typewriters for infinity will eventually type out Shakespeare.  Unfortunately, it'll all be written in Welsh!!


Haha!  Just kidding , Welsh is great for drunken ranting or clearing your throat on a cold day!  Whoot! I'm on fire!

[Master Bator]

Coming from a country with very liberal drug laws I am tempted to add some fuel to this debate.
But I will have a instead and chill out...

[doug]

(Master Bator @ Jun. 18 2009,21:01) Coming from a country with very liberal drug laws I am tempted to add some fuel to this debate.
But I will have a   instead and chill out...

Actually MB, that's kind of the point I've been trying to make, but it's just sailing right over Rocky's thick skull.

It's not the drug use that's stupid (although I think everyone can admit that hard drugs are pretty dumb).

If he were toking up in the privacy of his own home or eating hash brownies in Amsterdam, I don't think anyone here would criticize him for it.

It's the fact that he's doing hard drugs in a short-time room with a complete stranger in a foreign country (with HARSH anti-drug laws) that's sooooooo dumb on sooooo many levels.

Rocky mistakenly believes I'm a cop or his mom, but I'm actually trying to help the poor slob out. If he keeps playing roulette with the Thai laws, he's eventually going to find himself spooning with thirty other guys in a Thai jail cell.

Basically, I'm saying that if someone wants to get high, go to Amsterdam. If they want to fuck hot ladyboys, go to the Philippines. But either way, I'm officially declaring Thailand a gay-biker-gobshite-free zone!!

Except for Foxxee, of course. He can stay, but only because he looks so yummy riding around on his Vespa in those ass-less leather chaps!

[rocky1]

Why does the yank always have to be the loudest in the restaurant ,or the bar,or the forum. If i shout the loudest everyone has to hear me and if i,m loudest i have to be right.
Sorry viewers but he,s starting to bore me now with the same repartie.
As for the original discussion. Banter aside.
Yes , getting high in a foreign country with unknown whores is dangerous, stupid , crazy. 10-4 10-4 I hear ya my loud buddy, but have you ever tried it.

I,m in no way condoning it or encouraging anyone to try it. But what i,m trying to say is i am not some drug fiend or lunatic just a regular guy who does some stupid things once in a while.
Did i enjoy myself getting high with 2 ladyboys who incidentally I,ve known for 2 years , not just met in a bar? Yes i did . Will i do it again? Probably . This particular episode of pleasure went on for 2 days ,the banter was very amusing as they are quite intelligent and speak English well. We stopped for sex and swapped partners a lot, they were gibbering on in Thai to each other sometimes. It was amazing.
Were these 2 going to rat me out to the police. No chance in hell, we,ve done it before and i,ll probably do it again and they know it.
As i said the only minor problem i myself had was doing it with one i did not know and that was my real mistake. One small problem in all my trips .
I,m sure many have tried this but won,t speak up about it for fear of a spit -roasting from certain members and branding themselves lower-life forms.

Oh, the commas are called "punctuation" . You learn it at schools.
No, i wont stay down Doug, i shall continue to live my life as i see fit because i know i,m hurting no-one. I think what peeves you is the fact some people enjoy themselves in a way you don,t approve of. That is the Yank in you ,you have to go round poking your big loud nose into other peoples business trying to force your views onto them. You never did do too well in the far-east though did you.
It,s quite ironic ( thats irony ...a British thing) that Dougs Vietnam buddies built Pattaya , probably while tripped out on acid and skunk weed.