How To Treat a Ladyboy - Hints and Tips

[deepthroat]

(f0xxee @ Jan. 15 2009,15:42) Hi Deepthroat,

" it wasn't me, I didn't do it, no one saw me, you can't prove it."
B. Simpson, Springfield.

No mate, not me, if it were me your fridge would have been empty and both cats pregnant.

I got a really good alibi!

Glad you are back. Was feeling slightly guilty that you might be hanging off the back of a hotel door somewhere...

PS: You pack 16 days in advance?

Jesus .... you are anticipating!

PS: best advice I have seen is rule #4 of gyp the cat. Thai's have heard all the BS. They watch what you do and how you act... they especially watch how you respect the people around you....

Thanks Foxee, I actually had the rope and the knot all ready to go but then I thought that would only be letting Kahuna have the last word, and, well... I sure as feck am not going to let that happen!

As usual, I'm one step ahead as I did have the CSI team run a rape kit on the kitties and the results will be back soon. You better get to work on that "alibi" but remember - DNA evidence doesn't lie.

No, of course I don't pack 16 days in advance. I packed about a month in advance, and then repack every 7 days until the trip. Sheesh. What kind of a dolt do you think I am, waiting until the last minute to get the packing in order?

Only 12 more days (and 3 more repackings) before the big trip!

[robbo]

on topic..........how to treat............
location: nana parking lot
time : 1.am
after a jolly evening being the proverbial bar butterfly following beers and laughter and having been groped and proded in the groin region at numerous LB establishments,you find yourself inexplicably in the parking lot.............youve been spotted and approached many times and 1 minute has not passed yet.......then you see her she silently mouths something rude to you across the crowd (know what im saying guys).................
your cocks made a decision,its a short taxi ride and your both back at your hotel loom.................. without delay administer cock to the mouth, ensure a good pumping action for good results, clothes off, get her on the bed legs up and back, do your stuff making sure you put in all the way..........this ones going balls deep.............just pump away and listen to those appreciative moans and yelps............shoot a hole in one .hang in there buddy and keep it going ,pumping till it goes off again, listen....... dosnt she just love it,youve made her night,your a good guy,and you feel it.these are good days

[f0xxee]

hey Deep throat,

How lo ng are you in town for anyhow? I don't know that we know your plans... BKK? Phuket? Patts?

Details details details.....

[deepthroat]

I'll only be in BKK for a short time (no pun intended) - BKK Jan 29 - 31 (my 48th birthday is January 30!) / PHUKET Feb 1-4 / PATTS Feb 5-16 / BKK Feb 17-18, fly home Feb 19.

Between all the constant repacking for the trip home I'll try to find time to get out of the rooms and hit a bar or two.

[ciobha]

Meet you for a beer in Guess bar on the 30th then.
You're buying.

[deepthroat]

how generous! How about a birthday blowjob, you're providing?

Actually, I'd be happy to buy you a beer. I don't drink so it'll be my way of celebrating my bday.

[petesie]

As usual this post went astray a wee bit but once again entertaining.....!

Treat everyone as you would treat yourself......

[doug]

Weird, I posted something using the quick post, but it didn't show up. Let's see if this works....

[doug]

OK, I'll have to retype what I said, because it didn't post.

Here's another tip for dealing with ladyboys (and Thai people in general):

They are totally incapable of sticking to firm plans and it's virtually impossible for them to say "No" (or "I don't know).

What that means is, don't spend your whole holiday cheesed-off because things don't "go according to plan".  

Instead, you should EXPECT plans to fail and be pleasantly surprised when they actually don't.

Don't come to Thailand with a firm schedule or a checklist of girls you plan to fuck (I've even known guys who made plans to fuck specific girls on specific days because they were on a whistlestop tour of Bangkok, Pattaya and Patong).  Just wing it and always have a few girls on backup in case your main "date" gets cancelled (or shows up three hours late).

If you call a girl up and ask her if she's free, she's going to say "Yes" even if she's got two other dates already lined up.  If you ask a girl for "long time", she'll say "Yes" even if she's got plans to go to Isaan with her Thai boyfriend in the morning.  

Thais hate saying "No", and so they'll agree to just about anything, and then just not do it if they don't really want to.  You can waste a lot of time and energy getting annoyed over this and complaining about it, but why bother?  

Thais have to deal with this too, but they don't get all bent out of shape over it.  Whenever they make plans or ask someone to do something for them, they always make a contingency plan in case things don't work out.  So they just won't understand why you're so upset at them for being two hours late.  'YOU should have had a back-up plan', is what they'll be thinking.

So if you're going to meet a girl at 7pm for dinner-and-a-movie, check the show times for the ENTIRE night, not just 8pm (that'd be really wishful thinking).  If she actually shows up at 7pm, great, but don't be surprised if "something comes up", and the whole date is cancelled.  If you're smart, you'll have a "Plan B" girl warming up in the bullpen just in case.

The flipside of this is that YOU are NOT allowed to cancel or show up late.  Yeah, it's a double-standard and totally unfair, but deal with it because that's the reality of the ladyboy-life.  If you make plans and cancel or come late, you're fucked.  And not in a good way.  

[f0xxee]

Yep.... That and "up to you" and you pretty much got the game covered.....

[doug]

(f0xxee @ Jan. 23 2009,04:26)

Yep.... That and "up to you" and you pretty much got the game covered.....    

Yep, the best answer to the statement: "up to you", is to pick something that you don't want to do.

For example, if you ask a girl if she wants to hit a few more pubs or if she wants to get something to eat, she's going to say, "up to you".

She wants to go to a seafood restaurant and order 10 pounds of crab and clams, and she definitely doesn't want to be dragged around to six different go-go bars to watch you get smashed and flirt with other girls.

But she can't just come out and say that because that'd be too easy and sensible (plus she wants you to know what she wants).

So she'll say "up to you", but if you pick the option that she doesn't like, you're in for a night of subtle (and not so subtle) complaining.

That's universally true for all types of women, not just ladyboys.

Most of the time, I don't even bother asking questions that can be answered with "up to you", because there's no point. I'm going to end up picking anyway, and "being polite" by asking her what she wants to do doesn't win me any points (and sets me up for the trap of picking the wrong option).

So instead of saying: "Do you want to hit a few more pubs?"

I say, "I'm going to hit a few more pubs. You're welcome to tag along."

This goes back to the whole thing about not trying to get them to "like you" and not trying to "be their friend".

Some guys try to be all polite and sweet, but it totally backfires on them. Instead of looking like a gentleman, they end up looking like a spineless doormat. To me that kinda defeats the whole point of p4p (unless you're submissive and like enjoying like a wuss).

I'd rather let out my inner Alpha Male and just take the lead when it comes to planning the night's agenda. It's a lot less hassle.

[paultain]

(doug @ Jan. 25 2009,01:27) she'll say "up to you", but if you pick the option that she doesn't like, you're in for a night of subtle (and not so subtle) complaining.

So instead of saying: "Do you want to hit a few more pubs?"

I say, "I'm going to hit a few more pubs.  You're welcome to tag along."

This goes back to the whole thing about not trying to get them to "like you" and not trying to "be their friend".

Some guys try to be all polite and sweet, but it totally backfires on them.  Instead of looking like a gentleman, they end up looking like a spineless doormat.  To me that kinda defeats the whole point of p4p (unless you're submissive and like enjoying like a wuss).

I'd rather let out my inner Alpha Male and just take the lead when it comes to planning the night's agenda.  It's a lot less hassle.

Doug,
There is a lot of words of wisdom you speak, oh wise one. But I take it you don't speak nor understand the Thai language very well. Nor do you understand the culture much. Now Doug I am not taking a poke at you, as I have said, there is wisdom in your words. Don't be a wuss, yes you will never get respect that way. But to play the alpha male, 'I do what I want, you can tag along.............. No Sir! that wouldn't work in any country.

There must be a balance: a yeng and yang if you will.

There is more alpha male in the women in Thailand than the Ladyboys, by the way.


My advice is very short and simple, and not up for debate ............

If your a newbie, there is a big WWW out there, start learning first about culture, custom's, religious outlook, languague, monarchy, etc. etc. Before you come. There might be a better welcome on the mat. There is no excuse.

For the oldies, its about time you did the same, and stop trying to force your way of thinking or culture on others, (not meaning the newbies). It did not work for you where you hung your hat, why should it now?

Why take advice from a man that has his faults? You must travel lightly and make your own faults, at least they will be original.

When the sweating, balding, aging man stands before you in this forum, and speaks his argument, with disgruntlement, and his cat fights. Does it make him dry, does it make him grow hair, does it stop him from aging, and does it stop him from dieing. You the youth and youth at heart know of his comedy. And you the aged know it is true.

The elders must stop giving advice and continue to learn, at least this way we all know we are all at one in this difficult task, be it Western or Thai.

Nee, I say to all of you, stop reprimanding each other and start to broadcast your own faults, that way it would be more simpler to the advice.

(fuck me, I just wrote that in 12 minutes...... there you go lads.......you wont google that............ and it looks like the old six months of the Buddha preisthood payed off..... along with 6 pints of Guinness and a pint of beer.)

[paultain]

PS; Tell them you want to ride a white horse, see if anyone gives a fuck,,,

[deepthroat]

Not sure about the white horse bit, but I would offer the following advice to my esteemed colleague:

"A smart man learns from his mistakes; a wise man learns from the mistakes of others."

You seem to suggest being smart but not wise. I think I understand the spirit of your advice (there are a lot a cranky old flamers on here who'd rather start fights than be of real assistance) but then again there are a lot of fountains of experience and wisdom. Separating the two into their appropriate columns is the difficult part at times.

[f0xxee]

Hey DT,

Where is the countdown? I only look at your posts now so I know when the F**K i get off this oil rig and back to LOS...

YOU must be about on your way huh?

Will be in Patts around the 5th... see if I can piss you off in real life...

Joking.

See you there.

PM me for my number if you are interested.


Foxxee