How To Treat a Ladyboy - Hints and Tips

[doug]

(kahuna @ Jan. 13 2009,19:36) But perhaps you simply need to clarify your point a bit more...

Kahuana, I did clarify the point, but apparently you're more interested in having a hissy fit than GETTING the point.

I never said that thinking of them as "boys" was a mistake.

Nor do did I say that thinking of them as "girls" was a mistake.

What I said was: "Thinking that they SHARE your opinions on the matter is a mistake."

Honestly, I'm not sure how you missed that.

It was a poor example (because it touched a nerve that's unrelated to the topic at hand), but it's still valid. Just let them define themselves as they see fit and roll with it. You're here to have fun, not be an ass.

How is that unclear?

[Guest]

(doug @ Jan. 14 2009,20:22)

(kahuna @ Jan. 13 2009,19:36) But perhaps you simply need to clarify your point a bit more...

Kahuana, I did clarify the point, but apparently you're more interested in having a hissy fit than GETTING the point.

I never said that thinking of them as "boys" was a mistake.

Nor do did I say that thinking of them as "girls" was a mistake.

What I said was: "Thinking that they SHARE your opinions on the matter is a mistake."

Honestly, I'm not sure how you missed that.

It was a poor example (because it touched a nerve that's unrelated to the topic at hand), but it's still valid.  Just let them define themselves as they see fit and roll with it.  You're here to have fun, not be an ass.

How is that unclear?

A very interesting discussion. But it is the same old song. Ladyboys are technically speaking men. Only from an early age on they feel, act and look like girls.

So RULE NUMBER ONE: act like you act with a girl. Make them feel like that and you are on the stairway to heaven or not???
Stop any discussion am I gay or not? I only get tired of this. Is it important in your life. Who gives a shit ? No one, not even your parents. Perhaps Stogie

RULE NUMBER TWO: don't be a cheapo. Better piss off mate. Only never never discuss money or go to the ATM machine with them. The LB radar sees every coin coming out of the machine. And they write their own business plan right on the spot.

RULE NUMBER THREE: talk with them, show interest in their person . Always be aware no matter what if they get the chance they will scam you. Again if you got the chance you would do the same.

RULE NUMBER FOUR: Keep in mind a thai looks more how you act than what you speak. Respect and never loose your temper towards them can save a lot. Many see right through you. Only if you become a turtle they cannot.

RULE NUMBER FIVE: make every mistake we all made and then you learn it the hard way. And don't nag but try try try again or stay home and drop dead.
PS: don't become freakish against an lb just because it didn't go your way. Take it like a man or stick to the girls if it is too much for you.

RULE NUMBER SIX: stay away from stringfellows. One place you never learn anything about lb's of any help

Doug has put so much advice and time in his posts. Only who reads his stuff and does something with it?
Most forum members including me are to stubborn or ignorant and only see when it is too late . At least I am willing to admit it, who else does?

he he he

[deepthroat]

Why "stay away from Stringfellows".....???

[kahuna]

(doug @ Jan. 13 2009,19:12) Kahuana, I did clarify the point, but apparently you're more interested in having a hissy fit than GETTING the point.

I never said that thinking of them as "boys" was a mistake.

doug @ Jan. 13 2009,19:12)
QUOTE
All I'm saying is that a lot of newbies make the mistake of getting off on the whole "I'm fucking a boy" thing,

First, I'm not having a hissy fit...Damn, I can't disagree with you without you making a making a personal attack on me...

Secondly,  how did I misquote you...

These aren't your words...

[robbo]

1.get her back to your loom,bend her over and give her a big piece of the action
2.continue to roger, stopping quickly for a few mouthfulls of cool singha
3.as above just harder
4.quickly turn your ladyboy friend about face and administer cock to the mouth
5.follow with 5 mins cock gagging.
6.resume bottom action ,now quickening pace.
7.head for the finish with gasps of "oh my god honey........fuckin hell ugggggg think im fillin that rubber up hun!
8.relax with big smile and cool beer.
9.smile and tell her you lub her velly mush as she exits your loom and heads into the night.
i usually follow these simple rules of engagement, oddly enough they usually seem to work.

[deepthroat]

"lather, rinse, repeat...."

[robbo]

yes,if more ladyboy supplies are needed,after lather and rinse,casually saunter past reception handing in your room key smiling all the while,as you stroll past the security guy outside hotel return his salute, again with smile,head into the general direction of nana junction, on arrival to the area,ladyboy radar shall take over.
continue to step 1 as previous

[robbo]

(deepthroat @ Jan. 14 2009,23:31) Why "stay away from Stringfellows".....???

dunno why he said that to,but all i know is place was closed when i was in patts last jan

[f0xxee]

Hi Deepthroat,

" it wasn't me, I didn't do it, no one saw me, you can't prove it."
B. Simpson, Springfield.

No mate, not me, if it were me your fridge would have been empty and both cats pregnant.

I got a really good alibi!

Glad you are back. Was feeling slightly guilty that you might be hanging off the back of a hotel door somewhere...

PS: You pack 16 days in advance?

Jesus .... you are anticipating!

PS: best advice I have seen is rule #4 of gyp the cat. Thai's have heard all the BS. They watch what you do and how you act... they especially watch how you respect the people around you....

[donnnnnny]

Foxxie your a s dry as a dead dingo;s donger mate

[doug]

(kahuna @ Jan. 15 2009,01:30)

(doug @ Jan. 13 2009,19:12) Kahuana, I did clarify the point, but apparently you're more interested in having a hissy fit than GETTING the point.

I never said that thinking of them as "boys" was a mistake.

doug @ Jan. 13 2009,19:12)
QUOTE
All I'm saying is that a lot of newbies make the mistake of getting off on the whole "I'm fucking a boy" thing,

First, I'm not having a hissy fit...Damn, I can't disagree with you without you making a making a personal attack on me...

Secondly,  how did I misquote you...

These aren't your words...

dude, knock it off, you're clearly trolling for attention. Or do you only understand the first half of a compound sentence?

You quote me as saying, "I never said that thinking of them as "boys" was a mistake".

And then you attempt to show that I actually did say that by quoting this line, "All I'm saying is that a lot of newbies make the mistake of getting off on the whole "I'm fucking a boy" thing,."

Which is a brilliant bit of "gotcha journalism" on your part, except that what I REALLY said was, "...a lot of newbies make the mistake of getting off on the whole "I'm fucking a boy" thing, and they forget that maybe the ladyboy they are with doesn't share that same fetish."

See, the funny thing about the English language is that sentences have to be looked at AS A WHOLE to understand their meaning. So clipping a quote in order to "prove" that someone said something that they didn't really say isn't exactly very clever (you even forgot to delete the comma).

The mistake, you see, isn't in thinking of them as boys or girls, but rather thinking that they share your opinion on the matter. Something I have repeatedly stated, and you clearly are ignoring in favor of more girlish internet cat-fighting.

Boring.

I think you watch a bit too much Fox News. You might think those rubes are really clever, but that kind of quote parsing/distortion doesn't work on anyone with an IQ over 100.

Oh, and by the way, if you ARE having a hissy fit, and someone calls you on it, that's not a personal attack, but rather a statement of fact.

But if you're looking for a cat-fight, by all means, get your rocks off on a nice big internet throw-down. Meanwhile, I just got a booty call from a hot piece of ass, so I'll be busy boning her while you're frothing up a nice lather replying to this post.

I'm here to have fun, talk about ladyboys and look at porn. But if you wanna fight, you go girl! Just don't expect me to work up the same energy for it. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Speaking of which, someone needs to post some non-Billy porn on this thread, all this hair-pulling and nail-scratching is making me feel very "gay". I need to look at some pictures of ladyboy cock so I can get my macho back on!

[kahuna]

Jesus fucking Christ...

Did I hit a nerve or something...All I was doing was disagreeing with you...
I wasn't being rude and I certainly didn't call you names...or personalize any
of my replies the way you have...

I have absolutely no idea why you feel need to be rude and childish with your replies...

And I am not now nor was I ever looking for a fight...Just an answer...
All you had to do was answer like an adult..

I'm truly sorry I posted anything now...But your post offended me...

I have been neither arrogant or patronizing with my replies to you and your post...
Only offended by your words...Can you honestly say the same...

Now if you will excuse me, I'm on my way to the party at Ezy Bar...

Cheers,

Kahuna

BTW...I don't watch TV...and I'm sure you'll have something witty to say about that...

PS:  I'm trolling for attention?  I'm not the BM writing 1000 word plus posts proclaiming his expertise of everything ladyboys...

[f0xxee]

Hey Dug,

"We don't need to endlessly debate the line between "gay/straight" here. The thread topic is "How to treat a ladyboy" and if you want to have a hissy fit like a bunch of drama-queen fags, go bump one of the MANY "gay vs. straight" threads and do it there."

RE: The above quote.

For a guy who seemed rational and intelligent you don't mind jumping into the gutter with a few well aimed personifications if we dont all agree with you do you?

Who the fuck are you to be calling anyone hissy fit throwing drama queens?

Get over yourself. You are just another opinion.

And opinions are like haemoroids,,,, every fucking asshole has one.

Cheers dearie,

Foxxee.

[deepthroat]

argh.... operator problems.... will return to the airwaves shortly....

[deepthroat]

This appears to be a tag-team catfight/hissy fit you got on your hands now Doug. Let me know if you need ring-side assistance....