Tweet
She must be a dyke if she stuck her finger in Van Dam
-
-
we all learn it in school in Ireland. God bless the nuns!(alram @ Sep. 29 2008,02:11) I recall watching a video clip online where JCVD was on some live show and got a woody when 2 sexy ladies were dancing up to him. JCVD is too old now...He was sexy, sexy, sexy, and all of a sudden, he aged like a million years.
oh well, we have Colin Farrell now 
If you've seen him eat clitty....you'll know what i'm talking about ... 
No honey, no money!!Comment
-
& In Catholis Schools in London 
Be lucky,have fun & stay young !Comment
-
The first Seagal movie was actually pretty good!(marshal @ Sep. 30 2008,06:51) jcvd and seagal both started off with watchable films,
"Above the Law", circa 1989
I remember seeing it on VHS tape [what's that, say the kids] a few times, not bad at all and the guy COULD kick some ass
Van Damme?
never saw one I liked but then again I think I only hung for a few mins on any of his great pieces of work.
who would win in a fight, the short guy with the bad accent or the fattie?
I'd pick Seagal
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.Comment
-
Spot on there Seamus , I once saw a movie were he beat up about a hundred guys armed only with 2 little sticks and a chain in between .(seamus @ Sep. 27 2008,15:07) The late great Bruce Lee was only 5' 7" & he could kick ya arse from here to breakfast time ( size is fuck all when you can fight, most people cant) & he was a real martial Artist. There is not one & I mean one JCVD film that can get anywhere near the worst of the Bruce films.
He could also kill a man with a one inch punch , and say things without moving his lips .
A true hero , but rumour has it he was killed by an asprin
Free your mind and your ass will follow .Comment
-
et Jean-Claude, si tu lis ces lignes... Nous te saluons respectueusement !Comment
-
Englsih please , alain. Sil vous plait."I can see it in the eyes.....they get hollow and soulless a year or 2 after the Op .... I coined the term ''shark eyes'' to describe that look"
Jaidee 2009
The other white meatComment
-
Hiya Lick
x
Forgot how this forum works
Comment
-
Hey Seamus, I saw a cartoon once where Mighty Mouse beat the crap out of Superman......fuck was he one tough mouse!!!
Comment
-
BANGKOK, THAILAND - SEPTEMBER 26: Actor Jean-Claude Van Damme and actress Claudia Bassol arrive for the red carpet and gala screening of 'Queeen of Langkasuka' during day four of the Bangkok International Film Festival 2008 at SF World Cinema, Centralworld on September 26, 2008 in Bangkok, Thailand.
We know what he's really thinking about in this photo.... "I got a dump this bitch and head down to Pattaya and get me some ladyboys!"Comment
-
That wasn't JCVD, that was me Fool ...
My Femboys can Beat up your Ladyboys.
Comment
-
Old man Chuck Norris could probably kick the shit out of either one, which pains me to say, since he is a conservative Republican.
While Seagal has a great size advantage over JCVD, the latter has a much more extensive martial arts and fighting background.“When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.”
― Henry Ward Beecher
"Inflexibility is the worst human failing. You can learn to check impetuosity, overcome fear with confidence and laziness with discipline. But for rigidity of mind, there is no antidote. It carries the seeds of its own destruction." ~ Anton MyrerComment
-
Forget about that has-been actor we have a real star here, Naang Faa is Back.
Was the word "Lick" being used in its Irish translation or the slurp sense.
Thought she had emigrated ! Glad she is back, wheres she been what has she been up to ? do tell, pleaseComment
-
(surropan @ Sep. 27 2008,00:06) Umm... nobody else sees the tremendous potential for blackmail here? I'm sure his publicity people don't want it to get out that the super-macho action star likes a big ol' cock in his kung-fu poop-chute. I'm so not kidding right now. I'd extort that no-talent fuck until the cows came home.
I got fotos
x
Forgot how this forum worksComment
-
Pots and kettles spring to mind, unless you are like stogie and so far out of the closet you dont care...nobody else sees the tremendous potential for blackmail hereseriously pig headed,arrogant,double standard smart ass poster!
Comment
Comment