Jean Claude Van Dame stole my girl!

[sev7en]

(alram @ Sep. 29 2008,02:11) oh well, we have Colin Farrell now If you've seen him eat clitty....you'll know what i'm talking about ...  

No, that midget its nothing to be seen..
He´s got six fingers on one hand. Inbreed.

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(alram @ Sep. 29 2008,03:06) BTW, van damme's wives have been pretty athletic ... I think he can probably handle 5 hot trannies

I LOVE YOUR AVATAR!!!!
For some reason, mine's not working~

Well, height doesnt really matter once you're in Bush's position [/quote]
Thanks ... $2 trillion and George 43 still hasn't caught me . If that isn't taking it up the butt, I don't know what is.

By the way, internet in Peshawar sucks ... praise be to Allah that the ISI still hasn't figured out how to block The Ladyboys Forum ...

[JaiDee]

that really IS a great avatar

I just wish that dildo {errrrrr, either one!} could see it


Cool thread, 4 pages in 3 days about some b-movie actor with a bad accent moving in on some Pattaya hooker.... funny

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(JaiDee @ Sep. 27 2008,01:40) There's no way this thread can pass without a mention of 'Universal Soldier', another fine piece of work with the equally - talented Dolph Lundgren


At least Dolph would be looking DOWN at Moo!

Don't forget the foregettable 'Double Impact' that co-starred former Ms. Olympia Cory Everson as a lesbian hitwoman and Van Damme playing a dual role with a twin brother. All, I think, was shot in Hong Kong locales. I wonder if he dabbled in ladyboys there?

[marshal]

jcvd and seagal both started off with watchable films, first one or two, then seagal started to shoot his mouth off about how hard he is, and his ego got in the way of his films. Van damn started a charlie problem! What about the real action stars?? At least arnie was a real action man originally a boxer then a powerlifter/weight lifter, then a multiple bodybuilding champion! Of courses not forgetting films and politics. How about the original guys steve mcqeen, charlie bronson and the guys who didn't have the special effects? Anyhow who gives a fuck! Least we know jcvd has taste, more for what i can say for most of his wardrobes on screen!

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... I've heard that Universal Soldier III is coming out next year ... can't wait ...  


... One van Damme film worth seeing just for the setting, is Bloodsport, which was filmed in the old Walled City in Hong Kong  (a downtown Hong Kong city block that was part of Red China from the 1950s through 1993 when it was torn down and turned into a skate park).


van Damme lived in HK for a few years and still has family there. One of his nephews is a pro golfer in HK.

[donnnnnny]

blood sport was his first movie if im not mistaken? i like that one, but after that he just went from bad to fucking worse

[anthony70]

patrick swarzenneger.
another midget.
he was in ghost with bird from g.i jane.

[Drift Spunk]

so who were the LB's he picked?

[Ozzie]

(anthony70 @ Sep. 30 2008,15:41) patrick swarzenneger.
another midget.
he was in ghost with bird from g.i jane.

Think you mean Patrick Swayze who was in Ghost with Demi Moore and Whoopi Goldberg.

[anthony70]

demi moore, thats the one, another nipper.
used to go out with brucie bonus from the die hard films.
another midget.

[Lorren]

[QUOTE]
anthony70.........Who is "patrick swarzenneger"?

[rxpharm]

Lorren, Ozzie corrected anthony70 - he meant Patrick Swayze.

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Who is Arnold Patrick Swayzeenator Van Damm?

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Next time any of us see these little twit would be actors...either kick their asses or do not let them take our Ladyboys!!!