Jean Claude Van Dame stole my girl!

[Dieter]

Lol and you remember me on the fight machine Danny de Vito.....oops as the time I am don´t kwow you swedish.....

Now I know you..... Karlsson på taket

Dieter

[huckle]

Chuck Norris was asked who would win a fight between him and CVD....
" Van Damme on screen, but in real life i would really hurt him" was Chuck's reply.

[Dieter]

Both don´t know Lusi....... or?

A massaker.....

Dieter

I don´t mean a 3some

[sev7en]

First she f**k em silly, then she kick their asses!

Btw, JCVD was married to a successful american female bodybuilder, Gladys Portugese, he was charged on several occasions for beating her up pretty bad.

[surropan]

Umm... nobody else sees the tremendous potential for blackmail here? I'm sure his publicity people don't want it to get out that the super-macho action star likes a big ol' cock in his kung-fu poop-chute. I'm so not kidding right now. I'd extort that no-talent fuck until the cows came home.

[Guest]

there is a "JCVD" documentary about to come out where he is continually taking the piss out of himself.From what I have seen of it so far it could be his best work ever.However I didn't notice him mentioning lb's.
Now all I need to hear is that Arnie was spotted coming out of Casanova with 5 lb's in tow and my faith in action stars will be shot.He is also a "shortie" as well.

[sev7en]

(nigelr69 @ Sep. 27 2008,06:32) there is a "JCVD" documentary about to come out where he is continually taking the piss out of himself.From what I have seen of it so far it could be his best work ever.However I didn't notice him mentioning lb's.

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/136...de-Van-Dammed/

[sev7en]

(surropan @ Sep. 27 2008,06:06) I'd extort that no-talent fuck until the cows came home.

I´m in. Hope Moo took some pics, they don´t know who the falang celebs are. Is he still loaded, or was he ever given the crap he produced?

[El_hefe]

Small guys.... but with big heads, but I mean enormous melons. This combination somehow works on camera with men. Like female models that don't look particularly special in real life but have that facial bone structure that takes a good picture.
I walked by JCVD on the street once & didn't even notice the little feller until someone pointed him out. ( He was the guy doing splits in the crosswalk. )

As much as Seagal, his movies a guilty pleasure for me, spends time in Thailand I wonder if he has ever cruised the lbs?

[Ozzie]

(rxpharm @ Sep. 26 2008,15:38) You didn't lose your lb, just lost your turn!  

I spotted the "muscles from Brussels" in King's Corner back in Aug 2007.

From my old post:

Spotted the "Muscles from Brussels", Jean Claude Van Damme in King's Corner evening of Aug. 12/2007.  He was chatting up a few of the most beautiful postops there. One of my friend who works in King's Corner says he was there the night before as well.  Didn't see him leave with any of the ladies, but wouldn't be surprised if he did!

So he is definitely a "doitrong" and probably likes both pre and postops!  

Not surprised about the photo refusal though - his publicist probably wants to keep it quiet. Interesting how they always look taller in their movies!  

I actually thought and was told that doi dtrong means someone who is a bottom for a ladyboy?

[marshal]

I always thought this was a wind up about jcvd, i remember reading posts last year about this

I also remeber reading somewhere that jcvd's first ever film role was in a gay flick?

Wonder how many other celebrities are admirerers, did read on the net that colin farrell has experimented with TS and of course The uglier of the two ronaldo's!

[marshal]

Didn't jcvd use to sponsor Arsenal? Oh sorry getting confused with jvc

[seamus]

(simon_125 @ Sep. 26 2008,07:04) I was suprise how small he was, I'd say 5'7.

The late great Bruce Lee was only 5' 7" & he could kick ya arse from here to breakfast time ( size is fuck all when you can fight, most people cant) & he was a real martial Artist. There is not one & I mean one JCVD film that can get anywhere near the worst of the Bruce films.

[sev7en]

(marshal @ Sep. 27 2008,14:54) Wonder how many other celebrities are admirerers, did read on the net that colin farrell has experimented with TS and of course The uglier of the two ronaldo's!

Nicholas Cage.

Pretty boy Christiano Ronaldo has been caught crossdressing

[jaymee]

Mmmm C.Ronaldo >> JCVD >> Eddie murphy.