New Solutions to Old Problems

[kahuna]

Problem: Where the fuck is Guess Bar?

Solution: GPS Navigation Chip installed in brain...

[Guest]

Do any of us have brains?

[kahuna]

Of course not...so long as the cock works, no need for the brain...

[Guest]

Where is My Ladboy Now Solution....... Just before you are going to see your new Teerak and right before going back to Farangland go see Dr.Pratunamasingaporn and he will implant a tracking chip on the end of your cock (he makes it look like a piercing like the guy who porks all the Ladyboys in the Vids). You then show it off to your Teerak and when porking her it now implants way up her tunnel and clings onto side wall. You now have a foolproof way of tracking her whereabouts when you are gone off to Farangland. (You just need the GPS device...sold at MBK). I have ordered one for DaveDuke and also for Matrix. They will be in the mail shortly!!