New Solutions to Old Problems

[stogie bear]

Great thread, this!

[kahuna]

(shrimpsoup @ Jul. 03 2008,15:20) whatewer.

That have something to do with sheep?

[shrimpsoup]

(sev7en @ Jul. 03 2008,15:24)  Come on, shrimpsoup, it´s funny.
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[Guest]

Hey Shrimpsoup try rubbing those two brain cells of your together and come up with another word!!

[Guest]

Hey SB I am glad you like the thread. I forgot the solution for the Long Distance Stogie Barfine. So here it is...I will call it the "Borat/Stogie Bag Trick". You will use your infinite finesse on the LB or Femboy of your choice at the comforts of NEP, then BF her and quickly throw a 50 pound rice bag over her and wisk her outside to a waiting taxi or renegade Tuk-Tuk and then bring her outside the city confines to your suburban abode. She will never know she is far away from Sukhumvit!! Use the reverse process for delivering her back to Suk Road and tip the Tuk driver well.

[dummy_plug]

Si Geena might know a thing or two about the Thai BF. You should consult with him first!

[jimslim]

(aperry @ Jul. 03 2008,14:17)  I have been to a surgeon in Mexico (at least his sister told me he was a surgeon) and had my facial features worked on  to look  Thai. (Any BM's (JimSlim, Karl, Mardhi,etc) whom I have previously met will not recognize me now

Even with the Thai eyes you will be hard to miss , free beer for me if I still recognize you , deal or not

Look forward to seeing you last week of August my old friend

[Naang Faa]

Hidden in plain sight-like your style Aperry

..but a mood swing with Icey? she even smiles and talks in her sleep
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[Guest]

Watdee Nang Faa, I was just rhyming some names when I mentioned some of those gals. If you say Icey is "Cool" then I will take your word for it. Always nice to hear from your side and hope to run into you one day this July of August when I am in LOS.

[Guest]

As for JimSlim you will surely not recognize my reconstructed mug as I will have it covered with my new"To Do List". Beers for you anyhow!!!

[Naang Faa]

(aperry @ Jul. 03 2008,21:40) Watdee Nang Faa, I was just rhyming some names when I mentioned some of those gals. If you say Icey is "Cool" then I will take your word for it. Always nice to hear from your side and hope to run into you one day this July of August when I am in LOS.

Wadee kha and thanks,
I know you were just using poetic lines
Icey is a real giggly chatterbox an has an infectious smile,before you know it your grinning like a wanking Jap

I hope i bump into you also some day..
x

[sev7en]

(Naang Faa @ Jul. 04 2008,10:06) grinning like a wanking Jap

Now that´s funny!

Or like asian girls when they cum, looks like they gonna die.

[looktoyou]

Broken Arrow - Now there is an opportunity for the forum.  A pay for service mobile sms number that instantly alerts all members of this forum to rescue a fellow member in trouble.

Only downside is that the sms number is hacked and redirected to Casonova Ladies who then rescue member and save him in the short time room.  Result in this situation is more than a broken arrow.....

Cheers

[Naang Faa]

We (the girls) have this service already...
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And what are you so scared of? we're only girls!

[Guest]

Nice response LookToYou, now you got the hang of the humorous side to all the situations that you can encounter over in LOS. I think all Thai phones that we buy should have a "Panic Button" on it and it goes directly to a BM who has some common sense (there might be only one=SB)!!