Penthouse Hotel - your opinion

[Bumpa STIKKA]

I have merged the three related threads.

Although the actual properties are protected from close scrutiny the people writing about them are NOT!

Whoever is writing this nonsense clearly has a massive superiority complex and believes that we will all fall for this guff.

If it stays confined to the one thread then I don't see the harm in it.

[jimslim]

Surely the jail at soi 9 is more comfortable and cheaper .

[PigDogg]

(perth_couple @ Mar. 18 2010,06:08) I'm heading to this X-Zone as soon as I land in Patt's  

Does this mean you might show me the ropes PD  

I'll bring you to X-Zone.

As far as the ropes, that'd be at The Castle, a str8 friend of mine went there, got tied up, and told not to cum without permission.

But he was not a good sub as he shot his load when they massaged his balls with a cattleprod.

Cover charge 900 baht at The Castle, seems pricey for Patts but for those interested it's next to Buffalo Bar on 3rd Road.

[PigDogg]

(daveduke007 @ Mar. 17 2010,05:17) Saying that, I did however think that the No-10 dancer was a very very pretty boy though    

And will be legal the next time you're in town Dave!

[PigDogg]

(daveduke007 @ Mar. 17 2010,05:17) Saying that, I did however think that the No-10 dancer was a very very pretty boy though    

Here's a pic Bumblebee took back in Jan '09 when Malt, (#10 at Euroboys but #1 in the ladyboy contest at Dude club) on the right was only 16. Not very good with wardrobe/makeup but not a half bad effort by a femboy.

[PigDogg]

(PigDogg @ Mar. 29 2010,11:05) on the right

should read on the LEFT.

[perth_couple]

(PigDogg @ Mar. 27 2010,22:06)

(perth_couple @ Mar. 18 2010,06:08) I'm heading to this X-Zone as soon as I land in Patt's  

Does this mean you might show me the ropes PD  

I'll bring you to X-Zone.    

As far as the ropes, that'd be at The Castle, a str8 friend of mine went there, got tied up, and told not to cum without permission.

But he was not a good sub as he shot his load when they massaged his balls with a cattleprod.

Cover charge 900 baht at The Castle, seems pricey for Patts but for those interested it's next to Buffalo Bar on 3rd Road.

Awesome uncle B, very much look forward to it!!

will be on me

[PigDogg]

Here is a review that I found on another forum:

Stayed at the Penthouse for 6 nights over Christmas period 2008. I paid online to them, then called to upgrade to a room with the "health swing"...

They swiped my card for the upgrade when I arrived...On checkout, there were 3 added taxes..not the 2 that are normal to Thailand ( extra 11%) I think and also a couple of grand for the xmas dinner I never had ( Compulsory I was told )

The room was not as brightly lit as the photos, and the relevant light switches were a pain in the ass to find. Cats everywhere ( hate cats) and a few roaches. It was fine for fantasy but wore off after a couple of days. The room had magazines, toothbrushes, condoms , chocolate and gifts everywhere...way too much for a minibar...overheard some peope complain for charging things they never consumed or used, but I was ok.

The chambermaids were nice, but overall the place is a Dump....would never stay again. The pool they have is advertised as a fantasy spa...was filthy

From day 1, I was annoyed that I almost bumped my head on the sink everytime I sat on the toilet, but that turned out to be the real BONUS..!!!!
The breakfast sucked, and the butter tasted a bit funny...oh-oh serious food poisoning came my way....I had to crap and vomit at the same time for hours,...lucky the basin was directly in front of the toilet, otherwise you can imagine the potential for mess. hahahaa

on checkout, the bill was really high due to the "taxes" and xmas dinner....and I had paid for "Limo" to take me to bangkok...Lo and Behold, a beat up old volvo appeared, not the nice car I was picked up in...that was taking the piss...I complained, and they sent him away...walked across the road, and handed some cash to the driver of a Camry parked outside...keeping the profits....He asked me why I stayed there...he said it stinks, people check out all the time

I guess thats why they want to get your cash before you come in order to secure the room.

AVOID THIS PLACE.

[PigDogg]

And another.........

This is not only the filthiest, most disgusting place in all of Pattaya (no easy feat), but probably in the whole world.

Stay miles and miles away from this place, it should have been condemned 10 years ago; if you value your health you will take the warnings and steer clear, there are surely other places in Pattaya with a hot tub.

[PigDogg]

Here's yet another crap review added to the thread.

Seems like the most hated hotel in Pattaya. I have never stayed there and I even hate the place. What pisses me off s the owner's assertion is that any bad review comes from a jealous competitor.

Penthouse is a crapper, I stayed 1 night for the experience and was bitten to buggery the next day by a mix of mosquito and bed bugs, I had initially booked for 3 days but only paid cash on arrival for 1st night as I had also read a negative review or 2, they were very put out next day when I said I was leaving and said I should pay for the 2 nights anyway as that is what I had booked, I explained I did not expect the wildlife and badly cleaned room and inedible breakfast,it made Stringfellows short time rooms look posh, I got my bag and walked out, rather use my imagination.Another thing they were pretty put out when I brought a LB back from elsewhere being pretty awkward about it,Penthouse is like the rest of Obsessions(1000BF) recently changed to 400 I might add,but a rip off and a real amateur one at that.

[jimslim]

This could explain why Pacman is constantly coming down with bizarre mystery illnesses

[Tomcat]

[TTChang]

(PigDogg @ Aug. 01 2010,05:30) Stayed at the Penthouse for 6 nights over Christmas period 2008.

 

I think PigDogg is running a rival establishment.  Outrageous dated slur  

[Tomcat]

(jimslim @ Aug. 01 2010,22:33)
This could explain why Pacman is constantly coming down with bizarre mystery illnesses  

To cut a long story short i ended up i his room yesterday or was it the day before.. anyway, he has some new bronchal problem now.

he told me the room was quiet but after 10 minutes around 7pm i heard the music in the club ...boom  boom...boom through the floor. . A gaudy shithole and it feels like a fire hazard waiting to happen , i assume they have fire exits .I wont stay there but it seemed busy enough downstairs and thats more than i can say about the Pattaya centre Hotel which is really dead considering the size of it

hes a nice enough guy though ol paccers. he has teamed up with Steff whom he has put in the room next door to his. I think the new three Amigos are Pacman , Steff and Titian.

[thegame925]

jimslim: bizarre mystery illnesses

Tomcat:- I think the new three Amigos are Pacman , Steff and Titian.

There is a connection between these two quotes. namely:
Avoid like the plague