Issan

[gunslinger]

Pattaya, Bangkok and Phuket, the usual haunts , the usual people, only this time a funny thing happened, halfway through while I was watching the Calypso Caberet and thought
                  "This whole thing is bloody absurd, where do these people come from?"
                  "And who the hell is Josephine Baker"

[gunslinger]

So whilst watching these beautiful creatures strut their stuff, I decided to go and see where they come from, and who better to go and that with...well a ladyboy of course

[gunslinger]

So the next morning instead of a flight to Phuket , I booked a flight for 2 to Khon Kaen.

The metropolis that is KK....

[gunslinger]

We arrive in KK in the early evening, and head out, outside the hotel there is what look likes a mini-NEP of about 4 bars, with a few customers in there all with a girl attached, we walk past thoise and get a tuk-tuk to a food stall
We sit down and what i think is a woman starts to come over to take our order, as she gets closer i realise its an LB , around mid-30's
Shit, this is what I wanted to see!! The before and after!
Even though it was just a small place selling seafood, she was done up like she was going to Casanova. I sort of made the assumption in my head that she was once a legend in Bangkok, the queen of a bar who had now gone back home.
In fact I was 100% fucking wrong, after sitting down and talking to us, it turnes out she had never even been to BKK in her whole life, it seems that they can be a bit clueless when it comes to doing themselves up , and many a countryside newcomer is often the subject of much ridicule when they arrive in BKK. Anyways, she was actually very nice to talk to and sat down and chatted to us whilst we were eating, we asked about some places to go to, she ran off a few names and we headed out to see what they had to offer..

[Tomcat]

How are you mate ....long time no see in Nana.....

I take it there was no tallent in this place then.....

TC

[gunslinger]

Steady on Thomas! I'm getting to that.


One of the places she mentioned had Issan food and Issan dancing and music, even though the music isn't really my bag , the food is, and as I'm a greedy cunt it was the next stop for us,
This time I was 100% wrong again, the show was actually pretty good and the food was bollox.We cleared out of there and walked to a small strip of bars across the street.

[gunslinger]

I've seen many posts here asking where old LBs go to, and I must admit I've not seen many myself but up here they were very commonplace.In the first bar we went to we were greeting by a big Casanova type who looked lke Famke Janssen (some of you may have to google that) I was the only non-Thai in there, it was a mixture of LBs, Gays,Toms( this is a new word which I understand is the same as tomboys i.e. lesbians, someone correct me if this is wrong) and straight couples.
                                  As soon as we sat down people from the adjoining tables starting asking where we were from and introducing themselves, it was pretty cool joint, the manager was a LB who must have been around 40 wearing a long black dress with her hair up and i have to admit was still worth a squirt.Ok she wasnt a 21 yr old nymph but it would still have been a better grapple than your ex-wife, anways, we stayed and chated for an hour or so then headed off to a club.....

[gunslinger]

everyone in here is solid...........

Zoild , usual Thailand discotheque type stuff...

[gunslinger]

Show.....

[gunslinger]

I dont know if it was heightened awareness or not but there seemed to be LBs everywhere in Khon Kaen, I've given up on labels like "femboys" now in LOS there seems to be a continuous spectrum.
I met a really hot slinky LB outside the hotel......tall, slim, no tits, shoulder length hair and she was beautiful....er...just going out for some cigs love....

[gunslinger]

But to be honest this wasnt why I came here, I have a home in BKK and S/pore I could do this shit every night, The next day we checked out and got on a bus to darkest Kalasin....

[gunslinger]

After a bus journey of around 76km we reach the Kalasin conurbation...

[katoeylover]

Fantastic stuff, Gunslinger, cant wait to see more....

[Guest]

Awsome report.

Keep it coming.

[divertwo]

Perfect idea and seems you're answering the questions so many have asked for years!!! This is invaluable G2 for all of the forum readers. Can't wait for the next installment. Maybe you will have discovered the perfect low key, non-aggressive environment/location to spend a few days eating, drinking and shagging.