hmmm, was wondering...

[thaibound]

Hello sexy man = Hello stupid fa-lung....
Sit down please = come in sucker...
Your first time in Thailand? = Just how gullible are you..
I love you = I love your money...
I miss you = I miss your money..
I go with you free = This will cost you double



thanks billy,
my thai-english dictionary would have been SO much more helpful had it included these phrases to start with!
i'm writing them in now so the next time a bargirl says those words, i can show her the 'english' translation!
i might also draw an accurate picture of a 'hansum man' just in case...

[vangough05]

(edooo20 @ Apr. 30 2006,20:55) care to explain that vangough05?...Actually im  not swedish, i just live here since age of 7.

yeah here is my explanation. I'm at you

[Randyman]

(vangough05 @ Apr. 30 2006,18:32)

(edooo20 @ Apr. 30 2006,20:55) care to explain that vangough05?...Actually im  not swedish, i just live here since age of 7.

yeah here is my explanation. I'm    at you

The way I see it edooo; (and I know I'm a sorry old fucker, so don't even try) is there's a lot of people here who I'd roughly guess have say,,,1000% more experience here than you, but even though you're blessed with devastating good looks, and suave and sophiscated ways with the ladies, you seem oblivious to reality. And that reality is,,,(sorry to have to break it to you) you're not too friggin bright. Did you read a ladyboy comic book and now you're a scholar? Do you look in the mirror and are faint with your beauty that no ladyboy in their right mind can resist??
Let me tell you something Skippy;
If I have 50 more baht than every body in Cascades? Then that makes me the most hansum motherfucker there
Think boy think.... randyman

[vangough05]

(Randyman @ May 01 2006,06:47)

(vangough05 @ Apr. 30 2006,18:32)

(edooo20 @ Apr. 30 2006,20:55) care to explain that vangough05?...Actually im  not swedish, i just live here since age of 7.

yeah here is my explanation. I'm    at you

The way I see it edooo; (and I know I'm a sorry old fucker, so don't even try) is there's a lot of people here who I'd roughly guess have say,,,1000% more experience here than you, but even though you're blessed with devastating good looks, and suave and sophiscated ways with the ladies, you seem oblivious to reality. And that reality is,,,(sorry to have to break it to you) you're not too friggin bright. Did you read a ladyboy comic book and now you're a scholar? Do you look in the mirror and are faint with your beauty that no ladyboy in their right mind can resist??
 Let me tell you something Skippy;
 If I have 50 more baht than every body in Cascades? Then that makes me the most hansum motherfucker there
 Think boy think....              randyman

:coffee: well, that sums it up really. Nice work Randyman

[Randyman]

Aw shucks,
Thanks Vangough, I guess I have my moments.

randyman

[stogie bear]

(edooo20 @ Apr. 30 2006,20:50) And stogie bear, you are wrong:

i already have saved up money too, a trip to thailand this or next summer is certain.

I will gladly post my report after the trip, no matter if im right or wrong.

I'm glad to hear it...

I don't mind being wrong and if you are really coming you'll get genuine support from this forum.

I hope you have listened and absorbed what people are saying though. If you haven't then Thailand will be a nightmare for you.

If you have you'll have a well balanced enjoyable visit.

You will NOT get any free sex despite all the promises you get on line.

That thing I saw in an email I sent off for to make my cock harder didn't work! Those bastard Nigerians never wrote back either, and I'm still waiting for my bloody Green Card!

The internet is what you make it and if you think there is loads of free sex on it then that's cool - there is!

When you hit Don Muang at 2 in the morning and you can't get a taxi to your hotel for less than 500 then the dream starts to unravel...

Like I say - Good luck... You'll need it!

[kahuna]

(Randyman @ May 01 2006,06:47) Let me tell you something Skippy;

 If I have 50 more baht than every body in Cascades? Then that makes me the most hansum motherfucker there
 
Think boy think....              randyman

Hey guys, if you want to one up Randyman and be the "most hansum motherfucker" you are welcome to come to Kahuna's Friendly Loan Office*

All I require to HOLD for collateral is your ladie's left nut.


*No loans made for GG's or Post-Ops

[vangough05]

(stogie bear @ May 01 2006,09:47)

(edooo20 @ Apr. 30 2006,20:50) And stogie bear, you are wrong:

i already have saved up money too, a trip to thailand this or next summer is certain.

I will gladly post my report after the trip, no matter if im right or wrong.

I'm glad to hear it...

I don't mind being wrong and if you are really coming you'll get genuine support from this forum.

I hope you have listened and absorbed what people are saying though. If you haven't then Thailand will be a nightmare for you.

If you have you'll have a well balanced enjoyable visit.

You will NOT get any free sex despite all the promises you get on line.

That thing I saw in an email I sent off for to make my cock harder didn't work! Those bastard Nigerians never wrote back either, and I'm still waiting for my bloody Green Card!

The internet is what you make it and if you think there is loads of free sex on it then that's cool - there is!

When you hit Don Muang at 2 in the morning and you can't get a taxi to your hotel for less than 500 then the dream starts to unravel...

Like I say - Good luck... You'll need it!  

as per usual Stoogie is aspousing wisdom and truth.
But does this mean since those fucking Nigerians scammed u, i don't get my 100/1 for the World Cup

[Guest]

Randyman; I dont think im blessed with devastating good looks, sure i look good but im no brad pitt.
All i mean't before was that probably every 21 year old is "hansum motherfucker" compared to you, 30-40-50 years old farts, thats all. And i dont deny ill be one too.
And just because you are a big time "John" with the Lb i Thailand dont make you smart, you moron, I'm friggin brighter then you'll ever be even together with all your experience.


stogie bear; Well i wouldn't count that much on this forum in future, since it seem like you get jumped on as soon as you have diffrent thoughts and opinions.

[Randyman]

I guess that "think" comment I made just didn't sink in.
Randyman

[Guest]

(edooo20 @ May 01 2006,21:33) Randyman; I dont think im blessed with devastating good looks, sure i look good but im no brad pitt.
All i mean't before was that probably every 21 year old is "hansum motherfucker" compared to you, 30-40-50 years old farts, thats all. And i dont deny ill be one too.
And just because you are a big time "John" with the Lb i Thailand dont make you smart, you moron, I'm friggin brighter then you'll ever be even together with all your experience.


stogie bear; Well i wouldn't count that much on this forum in future, since it seem like you get jumped on as soon as you have diffrent thoughts and opinions.

edooo20 let me ask you a simple question.

Why did you log onto this forum? I assume it was to receive the collective wisdom of the members so that you could find out as much information about ladyboys and Thailand as you could before you get there?

This was your a good move on your part. Why is it then you discount the advice and opinions of the members of this forum and pass it off as useless rhetoric. I would say it is because they have just burst your bubble and even though your mind is telling you that you should take heed of their advice your little brain wants the fantasy to continue.

I can guarantee that I wish this forum had existed when I made my first trip to Thailand.

I am also a little confused as to why you think we are all 40-50 years old. There are quite a few members on this forum who are in their 20's and early 30's.

One thing you clearly do not understand about the odest profession which is particularly true in Thailand is Money is number 1

I hope for your sake we are all wrong and sum total of all our experiences are just an aberration.

[vangough05]

(edooo20 @ May 01 2006,16:33) Randyman; I dont think im blessed with devastating good looks, sure i look good but im no brad pitt.
All i mean't before was that probably every 21 year old is "hansum motherfucker" compared to you, 30-40-50 years old farts, thats all. And i dont deny ill be one too.
And just because you are a big time "John" with the Lb i Thailand dont make you smart, you moron, I'm friggin brighter then you'll ever be even together with all your experience.


stogie bear; Well i wouldn't count that much on this forum in future, since it seem like you get jumped on as soon as you have diffrent thoughts and opinions.

I have just worked out that Edooo20 could possibly be the offspring of Cosstag

[Guest]

Eddoo,

You have managed to stir the old farts up big time so I will do a deal with you. I will go out with you and introduce you to a few nice LB's and sit with you while you weave your magic

After you tell them about your freebie ideas I will observe from a distance and post the results of your experience first hand with photos included.

By the way I have a First Aid certificate if that helps!

[mardhi]

(edooo20 @ May 01 2006,16:33) Randyman; I dont think im blessed with devastating good looks, sure i look good but im no brad pitt.
All i mean't before was that probably every 21 year old is "hansum motherfucker" compared to you, 30-40-50 years old farts, thats all. And i dont deny ill be one too.
And just because you are a big time "John" with the Lb i Thailand dont make you smart, you moron, I'm friggin brighter then you'll ever be even together with all your experience.


stogie bear; Well i wouldn't count that much on this forum in future, since it seem like you get jumped on as soon as you have diffrent thoughts and opinions.

Edooo - you just dont seem to understand based on what you write. I assume you have never been to Thailand before? If you had you would realise that ladies and ladyboys alike, both good ones and whores, prefer men older than they are. Just look at any dating website - every 20 yr old wants a boyfriend who is at least 5-10 years older than she is.

That is a simple fact covering at least 90% of the population. There is no concept of toy boy here - what there is though is a belief for right or wrong that a older guy is wealthier, more mature and less likely to be a butterfly. I dont know any Thai girls that have boyfriends or husbands of a similar age to them (i.e within 3/4 years) - they are all a lot older and that includes a fair amount of Thai couples I know.

These are simple facts, therefore in your scenario aged 21, you will be in the target range of 16 year old girls or LB's which is not something you even want to consider unless you fancy the thought of being locked up for 10 years in a Thai prison for underage sex.

So, a 21 year old LB in this scenario, perhaps at Uni will be looking for a guy typically about 30 years old+, however the chances of getting in her knickers is less than 10% - these are not hookers, but well educated people who WILL be living at home - they wont even be allowed out at night by their parents. So the best you can hope to do is spot your target outside her University - she wont want to talk to you, MIGHT fancy you, but will not show it, will not hold hands with you and might if nobody is looking give you a quick kiss on the cheek. Dont believe the crap they sprout from WebCams and when they are on the internet - the reality is that no matter what they say on the 'net, they are not even allowed to go out in the evenings if they are living at home - when on the rare occassion they do go out, they are escorted everywhere by elder members of their family. Why do you think they spend so much time on the internet in their room? Its because they are not allowed out.

Anybody that proclaims you can go stay at their place, is likely to be a hooker - no respectfull Thai would ever contemplate a farang staying at her apartment - way to much gossip from her neighbours and big loss of face. In case your not aware, there is still huge stigma among Thai's that a girl with a farang is a hooker. reality is somewhat different, but thats not what we are dealing with here. I have had LB's wanking at me on their webcam who cannot go out without getting permission from their mum and on the rare occassion you meet, its always somewhere where they know nobody will know them - forget the Sukhumvit area, they dont want to be seen dead around there.

So your options, if you want to get laid, revolve around hookers - your right, if you go into a bar, you would likely be considered a 'cute boy' and some hookers go for that. However most are after a easy life, and to them that means the guy who cums quickly, demands little and is nice and polite. She sets the price she will accept for services rendered and frankly has little concern as to how good looking the guy is - in preference they prefer older guys for the simple reasons above - this is a job to them at the end of the day, many have full time boyfriends and while your shagging her she is likely to be thinking what is HER boyfriend up to while she is working.

Probably the only LB I know of who is picky about the guy is Emma/Amy who works in Pattaya - she is fickle and if she does not like you, there is no way she is going with you, however as she gets about 5 offers a night, she can afford to be picky. However despite being probably the most ladylike ladyboy you will ever meet, she normally chooses guys who are in their late 30's and 40's, clean and polite - she does not go for young guys as a matter of course, even though she more than anyone else could do so. You will have to ask her why that is.

so there you have it - I have no axe to grind, I have no trouble picking up girls, I live and work in Thailand and earn a big salary, own property and cars here, but that is truly the way things are here - your a tourist - just pay the hookers and be done with it. Dont even attempt to screw with a non working girl or LB - all you will end up doing is going back to your room alone for a very frustrated wank.

Cheers
Mardhi

[vangough05]

(newcomer @ May 01 2006,18:16) Eddoo,

You have managed to stir the old farts up big time so I will do a deal with you. I will go out with you and introduce you to a few nice LB's and sit with you while you weave your magic

After you tell them about your freebie ideas I will observe from a distance and post the results of your experience first hand with photos included.

By the way I have a First Aid certificate if that helps!    

I have't had this much fun since I bull shitted to the ex wife that I had won $2 million in the lottery. U should have seen her face.