..For this limited time only, you need no money. Simply order the Counterfeiter 4409 printer with included print cartridges, special paper and software for only $110,000,000.04 by calling (800) FED-MONY and ask for Ben. Then when you unwrap this fine printer simply print up what you owe us and send it to:
Counterfeiter 4409
(c/o Mr. Bernanke)
P.O. Box 7702
San Francisco, CA
Respond before November 4th and receive the Counterfeiter Mini printer free, and a complete set of replacement printer cartridges with no obligation to pay its $700,000,000,000 price tag...ever. Someone else can pay it off for you for $850,000,000,000. We know this seems like a staggering amount of money, but not so with the Counterfeiter 4409. Spending any quantity of money will never bother you again!
Counterfeiter 4409
(c/o Mr. Bernanke)
P.O. Box 7702
San Francisco, CA
Respond before November 4th and receive the Counterfeiter Mini printer free, and a complete set of replacement printer cartridges with no obligation to pay its $700,000,000,000 price tag...ever. Someone else can pay it off for you for $850,000,000,000. We know this seems like a staggering amount of money, but not so with the Counterfeiter 4409. Spending any quantity of money will never bother you again!
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