okay, i'll 'fess up. this whole songkran thing has got me scared shitless. am i to waste an entire week of wholesome mongering, hiding out in my hotel so as to avoid conjunctivitis from gutter water, if not death by slickened motorcycle treads?
yes, i exaggerate , but it *is* frustrating that i can't even find out what days will be safe to travel the f**k out of pattaya! i've already booked a hotel in central pattaya thru the 12th, having been told it would be the *next* week, culminating in a "Huge" (quoting my hotel's doorman there) 'celebration' on the 19th.
so what's the REAL deal?
can i duck out of town on the 12th or will i be sodded en route to the taxi? will it be "safe" to hide on koh chang or koh samet where the ratio of drunken farang to fun-loving thai is considerably reduced? just how many days must i order room service for food and outcalls for ladyboys if i remain in pattaya? can i hopscotch to bangkok and back and at least reduce this manmade monsoon season to a reasonable 2-3 days instead of the 10-11 days about which i've been warned in pattaya?
i have googled and read and googled some more, but damn this thing is confusing. any help appreciated. if i'd thought about this *sooner* i'd suggested this would be the very best week to gather a handful of BM's and a dozen ladyboys and take over a few villas in the middle of nowhere....is it too late? i'm game.
yes, i exaggerate , but it *is* frustrating that i can't even find out what days will be safe to travel the f**k out of pattaya! i've already booked a hotel in central pattaya thru the 12th, having been told it would be the *next* week, culminating in a "Huge" (quoting my hotel's doorman there) 'celebration' on the 19th.
so what's the REAL deal?
can i duck out of town on the 12th or will i be sodded en route to the taxi? will it be "safe" to hide on koh chang or koh samet where the ratio of drunken farang to fun-loving thai is considerably reduced? just how many days must i order room service for food and outcalls for ladyboys if i remain in pattaya? can i hopscotch to bangkok and back and at least reduce this manmade monsoon season to a reasonable 2-3 days instead of the 10-11 days about which i've been warned in pattaya?
i have googled and read and googled some more, but damn this thing is confusing. any help appreciated. if i'd thought about this *sooner* i'd suggested this would be the very best week to gather a handful of BM's and a dozen ladyboys and take over a few villas in the middle of nowhere....is it too late? i'm game.
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