Cocktails & Dreams Bar 2011

[johnnydiver]

(jimbo34 @ Jul. 09 2011,21:11)  You'd better close your eyes for this next lot Johnny...or call the ambulance before you start!

firstly...welcome back "The Smile": Namcha ! A few kilos heavier possibly, due to mama's cooking, but still the loveable character.

Great to see Namcha back Jimbo! Looks like the bar is filling out very nicely! Of course you and Nign Nong always had an eye for hot Ladyboys! Was sorry to hear about Nuoy again! I will send her a get well message right away on her face book page!

All the best!

Johnny

[ALASKAN BEAR]

(jimbo34 @ Jul. 10 2011,09:22) I passed a bear on my way out to an "assignment" !

hey that is my cousin whitey, south pole..

[Bicycle Pump]

Peng... Mmmmm!

[TTChang]

(jimbo34 @ Jul. 10 2011,09:27) I used to refer to my old chap as "The Full English", but after last night its rechristened as "Little Britain".

Very good Jimbo, still laughing at that!

[pacman]

(jimbo34 @ Jul. 10 2011,09:27) Back at The Skylab, after rummaging around, i found the most ENORMOUS log in her panties!

A huge log?      

Sounds like a job for a lumberjack...    

And it sounds like a star is born. I am sure those Cheap Charlies would have coughed up another 100 baht had they only known...        

[pacman]

(ALASKAN BEAR @ Jul. 10 2011,20:31) hey that is my cousin whitey, south pole..
     

I thought of you AB when I saw the picture. And I was expecting you to reply.

The only problem is... there are no polar bears in the South Pole. But hey, who really cares?      

[johnnydiver]

A huge log?      

Sounds like a job for a lumberjack...    




Pacman, I can't believe that you went there without the  perfect song:...

Cue Monty Python and the Flying Circus singing "The Lumberjack Song"!



To bad we do not have a Lumberjack emoticon!

[rxpharm]

Very good johnnydiver, but here's another sketch done on location!

[jimbo34]

I do so hope we get a lumberjack at C & Ds, one day! I'll give him to Namcha - her voice is like a chainsaw, it would be such a turn-on for him!

[jimbo34]

A lumberjack's wife, learning to pole dance, last night:

[Bobcat]

(johnnydiver @ Jul. 11 2011,23:42) Cue Monty Python and the Flying Circus singing "The Lumberjack Song"!

Cue the stoning in the Life of Brian

Guys, when I was a kid I didnt quite get Monty Python thing. Now I,m older its a bloody work of art. To our foreign members unaware of their humerous craft. Buy or hire the DVD it will have you holding your sides and you will be thirsty with tears.

A little excerpt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYkbqzWVHZI&feature=related

[johnnydiver]

(jimbo34 @ Jul. 13 2011,13:57) A lumberjack's wife, learning to pole dance, last night:

Is she wearing a Moomoo? Don't let her swing on the pole as it may bend from the weight! I think three beautiful Ladyboys make one of her! It looks like on Ladyboy is completely hidden by her! But thanks for the picture Jimbo, she certainly picked a nice tye dye tent to wear!

[azza33]

(ALASKAN BEAR @ Jul. 10 2011,20:31) hey that is my cousin whitey, south pole..
     

I thought of you AB when I saw the picture. And I was expecting you to reply.

The only problem is... there are no polar bears in the South Pole. But hey, who really cares?      

lol good pick up

[jimbo34]

Weds Night

After a day of high winds and driving rain, i thought the world and his dog would be out last night, when it calmed down at about 9pm.

I was right, they were. All mooching around with their 7/11 carryouts, just staring at the bargirls, without venturing inside. Very frustrating for a barowner.

I stopped on my way in, for a moment, to snap this little hottie, who flashed me a beaming smile:

[jimbo34]

Deciding NOT to pay the 1,000 Bt barfine, i carried on to HQ, where several of the girls were wearing trousers to protect against the "cold" (23 deg C) lol: