First Time to Phuket

[Stogie]

What time you in Guess?

[petesie]

Honest report with some nuggets for everyone.....

I did the 5 star resort thing for many years as they were quite good value compared to the west, I mean the Meridian for $85? Wow, however, I now travel alone and find the 3 star hotels suit my current needs better and of course no joiner fee. I know you were under pressure and on the spot but I'd have checked the hotel policy on this for accuracy and if necessary checked out after registering a complaint in writing with the manager and his group director.

I love Phuket but the rip off prices has a huge annoyance factor, I had a Thai massage in a dingy place next to the Holiday Inn on Patong and it was nothing special in terms of massage and the "happy ending" must've taken less than 2 minutes with the oil (I'm a busy man!) and even though 500 baht had been previously agreed, and that was for full on and all I received was a tug and the girl demanded 2000 Baht, aaargh!

I kept my cool, no point in arguing and refused to be taunted and handed over the massage money and the 500 and walked..........

Looking forward to the rest of the report!

[Jaypee]

"And how otherwise intelligent and strong-willed men turn to mush when they have tits in their face, a gut full of booze and a hand on their dick."


Ha ha ha ....priceless.....youve been reading my facebook page havnt you.....?

Excellant posts......

[Jaypee]

Hey....serious question "newwritter" whats misson hills like.???

I am a member of PCC and also Blue Canyon..but havent been been back in Fhucket for a few years to whip the irons around....

Sorry off thread....but.?

[newwriter]

Mission Hills looks great but I think they're in financial difficulties. They are offering free 9's to people go there and get a hard sell for three year packages. I took this option and upgraded to 18 holes.

The greens are piss poor. If my home course in Sydney served this up the members would riot. I figure that indicates a lack of care - hence financial difficulties.

Spectacular outlook and I played well so I'm being a grump but for the price the greens ought to be world class - they're not. And the fairways need work also.

[newwriter]

I'm in BKK now so plan on hitting Guess sometime after 8pm. Unless earlier is better?

[robbo]

(Stogie @ Oct. 24 2008,01:52)    Great stuff... One day I'll never go to Phuket!  

thats right stogie...dont go there its a shithole!

[ernesto01]

Nice report newwriter with beautiful pics. Thanks for that !A few of the girls I am quite familiar with, but never came across Nook, dont ask me why. Oh seems to have got new titts as in August she was still flat,or ist that another Oh ?
They are changing names and looks quite frequently.
But anyway C&D is a great place to go

Ernesto

[batman4ever]

(ernesto01 @ Oct. 25 2008,18:48)  Nice report newwriter with beautiful pics. Thanks for that !A few of the girls I am quite familiar with, but never came across Nook, dont ask me why. Oh seems to have got new titts as in August she was still flat,or ist that another Oh ?
They are changing names and looks quite frequently.
But anyway C&D is a great place to go

Ernesto

its same same.... she had them made on the 25 sep....

[newwriter]

I knew they were recent additions - she was so pleased with them - but wasn't aware that recent

[newwriter]

Ran into Irish guy in Guess but nobody else. I can only remember his real name and not forum name so won't mention it here. He seemed to be having a good time but my preference would always be for the girls to take their clothes off rather than the customers.

Let me finish the Phuket TR. After my skip night Wednesday I went back Thursday and completely ignored all my rules. Had planned for it to be a quiet drink and farewell to the bar but it turned into a THB3000 bar bill, two ST and one LT. Not sure what that set me back in total but I had to make a fresh run at the ATM at some point.

The drinking was hard core for some reason. I'm sure I knocked off >12 beers and I simply cannot say no to requests for drinks when I'm pissed so the girls' drinks were plentiful in number also. One thing I was proud of was that I wrecked Cindy. She was drinking with me and was so pissed early she lost interest in fucking and had a rest.

Against Cindy's sage advice I bar-fined Pam (who had been a great girl all week and I really liked) and Taya who had somehow caught my attention without really doing anything to justify it. She's very young, very pretty and confident €“ I guess that works most times.

Turned out now to be so great in practice however. As mentioned before, time with Pam was great but Taya didn't/wouldn't get involved. Pam tells me she was shy and would only play when Pam finished up and left. I was pissed so just shrugged it off the another ladyboy foible. They're guys dressed as women €“ they have to be a little loopy.

Even when Pam had left I didn't really get what I wanted from my time with Taya and until she finds her confidence I'd be inclined to pass.

The experience with Taya left me a little unsatisfied so I went back to the bar to drink more and see how I could make a bigger arse of myself. I wound up asking Nook to marry me / come back to my room for ever and we disappeared around 2am. Over the next six hours I must have pawed that poor girl mercilessly and told her I loved her and that she was beautiful hundreds of times.

That she was still smiling was testament to her great nature and sense of humour. By the time I emerged at 4pm the next day I got an inkling what the life of a ladyboy is like €“ drinking with idiots all night, fucking and then sleeping the day away.

Sex with Nook was great again although my memory of the early part of the session isn't good.

Writing this now I realise I mis-typed in previous post. I didn't actually have a jump night on Wednesday. I had planned to but again ignored my better judgement. This whole evening was Wednesday. I went back Thursday to do the drunken idiot walk of shame and say goodbye to the girls.

They teased me the whole time (I really did leave alone before 11pm on Thursday as I was flying at lunchtime Friday) about my performance the previous evening €“ all except for the mamasan. She told me she was disappointed I was going as she needed my bar takings. You know you're doing something wrong when the mamasan notices the differences in takings when you're not there.

[newwriter]

Pam had already endeared herself to me without the form in these shots. Sadly, I met Sonya after bar-fining Taya. She and a girl who could be her sister but who's name I can't remember were a little aloof towards me most of the week and by the time I got to really meet this girl it was too late to do anything but ogle.

Those shorts are as tiny as they look. What an arse.

[newwriter]

I think I figured out it's a bad idea to snap shots into the bar with all the lights behind.

One last shot of Nook and Pam. If it got posted earlier I don't apologise for the repeat.

[newwriter]

BTW, is it just me or if you're out mongering is there something appealing about the sleaze of Nana Plaza over Guess? I don't argue Guess has it's place but it's somehow less dirty and thus less appealing if I'm in a certain mood.

[jet712]

Great TR newwriter...nice to hear from another Phuket convert.

Pam (also known as Peng) is high on my list for my next trip, as is Sonya.

Nook is an absolute doll...I've been a fan of hers (from a distance) since her Pattaya days and had only one thing on my mind when I visited C&D last month.

Needless to say I wasn't disappoined....she is so cute and great in the sack....maybe a little too wild as she really likes to use that little cock of hers.

Roll on the next trip !