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I started by thinking I€™d just add this to the bottom of a suitable thread on Phuket and then had a phase where I thought my experience was worthy of a dissertation. I think, in the end, it€™s probably enough to allow myself to start a new thread and post a few photos.
The guys who are able to get action shots have my total respect. When I€™m naked with a ladyboy all I€™m usually thinking about is fucking or sleeping. Photos have proven elusive, so all the shots in this thread are from the bar.
I had five nights in Phuket but the first was a write off as, through reasons I won€™t bore you with, to get back to Sydney to head off and then on to Phuket took three days of travel and left me arriving too late on Sunday and then mostly fucked Monday.
I€™ll limit the report to ladyboy related stories and won€™t embellish with the sort of stuff this place allows you to spend your days doing (golf, jet-skiing, lying on the beach) €“ which are its principle benefit over Bangkok as a trip for LB hunting in my humble opinion.
First night in I was a total woodduck testing the waters. I had spent an hour or so during the day checking out the lay of the land €“ working out how to get to Bang La Road (not at all difficult as it turns out) and where Cocktails and Dreams is and where food options are located. Once I was aware of the lay of the land I went exploring as soon as it got dark.
Bang La Road is a lot of fun. A shitload of bars and a likeable bunch of weirdos to liven it up. There is a huge group of ladyboys encouraging people to go to a show at Moulin Rose in Soi Crocodile. I should declare my hand on LB shows now €“ I typically think they€™re shit €“ and this one didn€™t disappoint.
I should also declare my views on grabbing girls off the street €“ don€™t do it (I€™d rather spend more and know I have some comeback if I get robbed or just plain shit service). The reason I do that is that the crowd around Soi Crocodile was littered with really good looking girls. One in particular almost made me change my rule about street girls €“ later in the evening and she€™d have had me.
Moulin Rose had the usual sad bunch of LB€™s in costumes miming to a bunch of songs I could probably have named before I sat down. I lasted 20 minutes (at THB500 per beer, it was unlikely to be longer and I wanted to give it a chance before I ran away). The LB portion of the show was poor but the four boy dancers settled it for me. Truly excrutiating crap and not to be endured for any longer.
I moved on to C&D and settled myself down at a seat. I was the only customer at 10pm €“ not a good sign €“ but there were a bunch of very hot looking girls of all different shapes and sizes. The bar€™s a bit of a dump with little to recommend it (and in a pretty quiet Soi €“ although some of us might prefer that) but I believe they€™re renovating an alternative site and moving shortly. The move isn€™t essential to the ambience of the bar as it€™s all about the girls really.
Cindy was easy to spot. I€™d read a lot about her and she didn€™t disappoint. Mad as a cut snake and horny as hell. Not really my preferred LB look but impossible to ignore. On my first night I also met and chatted with Pam, Pat, Nook and Oh.
I know the inconsistency stinks but I actually didn€™t mind the show at C&D. The girls split into performers and dancers/workers (although they all love to mime to songs) and this place felt at least like it had a sense of humour. The penultimate song in each show featured two big (and I mean big) girls doing with Raining Men or something similar that escapes me. Being able to laugh at themselves meant the serious stuff was more tolerable. Of course, the LB€™s aren€™t great dancers (they€™re blokes after all) but they work bloody hard on outfits and routines and it sort of works as a distraction rather than the main event. Absolutely Everybody closes out every show and the mood is pretty good as they all make their way off stage and into the crowd.
On the crowd, over the week, one disconcerting thing for me was the makeup of the crowd. Typically the dirty old men (me) were outnumbered by the gawkers. Gawkers consisted of Japanese honeymooners, Australian couple and even three generations of an Australian family. For fuck sake, what chance does have a kid have if his parents and grandparents are taking him to a LB bar when he€™s ten and he gets to see girls with their tits out simulating fucking? I blame the parents, not the girls, but was disturbed nonetheless.
OK, back to the girls. I got mildly drunk on my first night but decided to jump in and took both Nook and Oh for a double LT had ascertained that Oh had a good-sized cock and liked to fuck and was basically in love with Nook from the moment I laid eyes on her.
We walked back to the Millennium Resort and I got my first nasty shock. They charge THB1500 per girl to bring friends to your room. Considering what I was already paying for the room I was a little annoyed but didn€™t want to ruin the evening so (after considering the pros and cons of a LT hotel the girls recommended for THB1000 against waking up in my own room and factoring in my alcohol intake) I decided to bite my lip and pay up.
In retrospect it€™s hard to know if it was good decision. The sex was great. The girls were comfortable with each other and with me and I got a terrific morning glory with Nook that was my sexual highlight for the week. The sleeping was problematic. We had a nice big queen size bed but it€™s not designed for three. If you can believe it, I crept out of bed at some ridiculous hour and slept on the lounge so as not to disturb the girls who were sound asleep either side of me. In my defense, it was this decision that meant I got the early morning fuck of my life so I€™ll live with my choices.
The guys who are able to get action shots have my total respect. When I€™m naked with a ladyboy all I€™m usually thinking about is fucking or sleeping. Photos have proven elusive, so all the shots in this thread are from the bar.
I had five nights in Phuket but the first was a write off as, through reasons I won€™t bore you with, to get back to Sydney to head off and then on to Phuket took three days of travel and left me arriving too late on Sunday and then mostly fucked Monday.
I€™ll limit the report to ladyboy related stories and won€™t embellish with the sort of stuff this place allows you to spend your days doing (golf, jet-skiing, lying on the beach) €“ which are its principle benefit over Bangkok as a trip for LB hunting in my humble opinion.
First night in I was a total woodduck testing the waters. I had spent an hour or so during the day checking out the lay of the land €“ working out how to get to Bang La Road (not at all difficult as it turns out) and where Cocktails and Dreams is and where food options are located. Once I was aware of the lay of the land I went exploring as soon as it got dark.
Bang La Road is a lot of fun. A shitload of bars and a likeable bunch of weirdos to liven it up. There is a huge group of ladyboys encouraging people to go to a show at Moulin Rose in Soi Crocodile. I should declare my hand on LB shows now €“ I typically think they€™re shit €“ and this one didn€™t disappoint.
I should also declare my views on grabbing girls off the street €“ don€™t do it (I€™d rather spend more and know I have some comeback if I get robbed or just plain shit service). The reason I do that is that the crowd around Soi Crocodile was littered with really good looking girls. One in particular almost made me change my rule about street girls €“ later in the evening and she€™d have had me.
Moulin Rose had the usual sad bunch of LB€™s in costumes miming to a bunch of songs I could probably have named before I sat down. I lasted 20 minutes (at THB500 per beer, it was unlikely to be longer and I wanted to give it a chance before I ran away). The LB portion of the show was poor but the four boy dancers settled it for me. Truly excrutiating crap and not to be endured for any longer.
I moved on to C&D and settled myself down at a seat. I was the only customer at 10pm €“ not a good sign €“ but there were a bunch of very hot looking girls of all different shapes and sizes. The bar€™s a bit of a dump with little to recommend it (and in a pretty quiet Soi €“ although some of us might prefer that) but I believe they€™re renovating an alternative site and moving shortly. The move isn€™t essential to the ambience of the bar as it€™s all about the girls really.
Cindy was easy to spot. I€™d read a lot about her and she didn€™t disappoint. Mad as a cut snake and horny as hell. Not really my preferred LB look but impossible to ignore. On my first night I also met and chatted with Pam, Pat, Nook and Oh.
I know the inconsistency stinks but I actually didn€™t mind the show at C&D. The girls split into performers and dancers/workers (although they all love to mime to songs) and this place felt at least like it had a sense of humour. The penultimate song in each show featured two big (and I mean big) girls doing with Raining Men or something similar that escapes me. Being able to laugh at themselves meant the serious stuff was more tolerable. Of course, the LB€™s aren€™t great dancers (they€™re blokes after all) but they work bloody hard on outfits and routines and it sort of works as a distraction rather than the main event. Absolutely Everybody closes out every show and the mood is pretty good as they all make their way off stage and into the crowd.
On the crowd, over the week, one disconcerting thing for me was the makeup of the crowd. Typically the dirty old men (me) were outnumbered by the gawkers. Gawkers consisted of Japanese honeymooners, Australian couple and even three generations of an Australian family. For fuck sake, what chance does have a kid have if his parents and grandparents are taking him to a LB bar when he€™s ten and he gets to see girls with their tits out simulating fucking? I blame the parents, not the girls, but was disturbed nonetheless.
OK, back to the girls. I got mildly drunk on my first night but decided to jump in and took both Nook and Oh for a double LT had ascertained that Oh had a good-sized cock and liked to fuck and was basically in love with Nook from the moment I laid eyes on her.
We walked back to the Millennium Resort and I got my first nasty shock. They charge THB1500 per girl to bring friends to your room. Considering what I was already paying for the room I was a little annoyed but didn€™t want to ruin the evening so (after considering the pros and cons of a LT hotel the girls recommended for THB1000 against waking up in my own room and factoring in my alcohol intake) I decided to bite my lip and pay up.
In retrospect it€™s hard to know if it was good decision. The sex was great. The girls were comfortable with each other and with me and I got a terrific morning glory with Nook that was my sexual highlight for the week. The sleeping was problematic. We had a nice big queen size bed but it€™s not designed for three. If you can believe it, I crept out of bed at some ridiculous hour and slept on the lounge so as not to disturb the girls who were sound asleep either side of me. In my defense, it was this decision that meant I got the early morning fuck of my life so I€™ll live with my choices.
Great stuff... One day I'll never go to Phuket! 
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