The water hose or paper?

[stogie bear]

If you live here; some of the things that you used to take for granted in the 'old world' are often challenged...

Usually it's pretty easy to stick to what you know... some of us try some new things then revert back to what's familiar... for others we try new things and never go back!

Food is a good example... Some of us easily adapt to a new diet of Thai food amd western food becomes and occasional treat or even luxury...

Must of us convert quite easily to wearing shorts and t-shirts all the time... most of us (unless we work) soon forget about lace up shoes and (eurgh!!!) socks!

But have you changed the way you clean your arse?

After a good dump I get rid of the worst with paper then have a good clean squirt with the hose...

And now you know!

[daveduke007]

"Twat" that's my dinner just gone "on hold"

[Monkey]

(stogie bear @ Oct. 12 2007,14:18) After a good dump I get rid of the worst with paper then have a good clean squirt with the hose...

Good to know, thanks for sharing that.

I figure at least half the forum wondered what you did after having a pooh.

[Ladyboy_Loser!]

Great voter turn out for this poll. Not a surprise as I'm sure must of us think that what happens in the "Loo" stays in the "Loo." But, since you did pose the question I will give my own personal grooming habits from the toilets in Thailand. If my turds are of the normal type, hard, solid and floaters then I find that a gentle wiping with some soft tissues is all I need. On the other hand, if my shit is the leaky kind, squirts out like a watergun then I use a combination cleaning. Tissue first, then a squirt then tissue again. Nothing worse that your undies sticking to your arse or acquiring a number of dingleberrys on your arse. I hope this is not too graphic or reveals too much about me but SB you did ask.

[Ladyboy_Loser!]

Hey SB, perhaps an addendum is in order to the "Shitty Poll." Since I am computer braindead I have no idea how to format it and post it. Here goes anyway, pose the question regrading the use of toilet paper. Do you wad it and then wipe your arse or do you fold it over and gently wipe your arse? I find the wadding up and rubbing to be a wee bit harsh on the old bunghole so I go for the folding technique. Gentle works best for me. Please remember you started this topic so if it goes in the toilet no one to blame but yourself. See, there I go again, my mind is in a shitty place right now. Somebody stop me, help me pelase.

[stogie bear]

I expect there will be a few more of us talking shit on this thread soon...

[Monkey]

Talking crap is fine with me, as long as nobody posts any pics of their favourite FB wiping/washing her bum...

[stogie bear]

Here's a great pic...

(Pic of a bloke the moment before he takes a dump!)  

[PigDogg]

in Thailand I don't bother with the hose but shower afterwards.

[Guest]

I use the hose the clean then use paper to dry afterwards.

I am sure everyone can sleep better now knowing that

[TTChang]

...   too much information, thanks !    

Stogie's getting desperate for activity on the forum  ... mainly in a downward direction  

[daveduke007]

Hope he didn't discuss this over dinner with you TT

[thaibound]

once you hose your back
you never go back.

damn that's a shitty stab at a rhyme.
i better wipe it away or wash it away.
or both.

[Torurot]

That's the problem with being back in Farangland... no hose.

[stogie bear]

Yep... you're right... no ho's!